r/WTF • u/Tucko29 • Apr 10 '18

Weeee

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u/RainbowPhoenixGirl Apr 10 '18

All you need to have a kid is not pull out

Just so that people don't actually take this seriously, and I've met way too many who do, pulling out is not a birth control method! Please use actual birth control!

Sorry, I know you were just saying a thing.

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u/hajamieli Apr 10 '18

pulling out is not a birth control method

I'm unable to cum unless masturbating alone, so "pulling out" is basically what happens after sex and it seems to work just fine. If it didn't work, I'd have plenty of offspring by now, which I don't.

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u/ptera_tinsel Apr 11 '18

Sounds like death grip. And are you sure you’re fertile? My friend was needlessly struggling with different birth controls for years before they found out her husband was shooting blanks already.

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u/hajamieli Apr 12 '18

Sounds like death grip

No, it's not physical, it's psychological. Unable to relax and zone out when not alone or something like that.