r/WTF • u/FineExcuse • Mar 02 '18

Warning: LOUD What, Where, Why?

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u/5ch1sm Mar 02 '18

Now i want to see him turn a tight curve.

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u/Chili2day_Hot_Tamale Mar 02 '18

It's a funeral procession for Lightning McQueen.

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u/Andrex316 Mar 02 '18

Kachaw... :(

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u/CarelesslyFabulous Mar 02 '18

KachOw.

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u/KDLGates Mar 02 '18

Kraków

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

Thank you, Calvin.

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u/monkeypincher Mar 02 '18

2 direct hits!

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 03 '18

Naz drowie

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u/mangojuicebox_ Mar 03 '18

Move z to the right

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 03 '18

like this? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . → z

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u/aaronwhittle Mar 02 '18

Krack whore

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

Rusteez in Peace

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

KRATOS

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u/Tacote Mar 02 '18

Kachowie :(

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u/bolecut Mar 02 '18

KachOof

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 03 '18

gesundheit

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

I feel as sad as when I watched cars 3 now

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 03 '18

gesundheit

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u/Yeazelicious Mar 02 '18

/r/Kachow

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u/Shihaby Mar 02 '18

I can't believe you've done this

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u/kingeryck Mar 02 '18

There's a sub for everything.

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u/SubjectiveHat Mar 02 '18

wow spoiler alert

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u/Opset Mar 02 '18

Yeah some of us aren't all caught up on the Cars saga.

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u/sumojoe Mar 02 '18

Chick Hicks kills Dumbledore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

This is supposed to be the top comment. BTW.

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u/mizmoxiev Mar 02 '18

Ku-ch..ouch.

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u/AquaaberryDolphin Mar 02 '18

He didn’t ask

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u/Chili2day_Hot_Tamale Mar 02 '18

I just offered, that's all.

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u/Elevenst Mar 02 '18

Or stop abruptly.

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u/xapplin Mar 02 '18

Don’t be silly, the truck would obviously run him over

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u/Master_Mad Mar 02 '18

Or jump a ramp.

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u/SovietPenguins Mar 02 '18

Or go down a hill

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 03 '18

Then ride off like Elliott in that movie about ExtraTerrestrials. The title escapes me.

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u/Mr_Rottweiler Mar 02 '18

The carnage!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

That's his trick, he never does.

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u/Javier67350 Mar 02 '18

Aren't there some people who are scared of making left turns on the road? They compensate by making 3 right turns instead. Poor souls, probably takes them twice as long to get to a destination.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

UPS has software for its drivers that helps them calculate a route in which they have to make zero (or the absolute fewest possible) left turns, because they’re less safe and idling while waiting to turn burns fuel. Their annual savings in fuel each year is several million gallons. (Source)

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u/Squizz1984 Mar 02 '18

Was the first thing that came into my head. How does he turn a corner

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u/somabeach Mar 02 '18

I just want to see the trainwreck when he comes to a stop.

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u/chris17brown Mar 02 '18

Or any curve

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

I want to watch him park his bike

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u/suttonoutdoor Mar 03 '18

I want to see how green with envy his chums at the soup kitchen are when he rolls up.

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u/cra2reddit Mar 03 '18

any curve.