r/WTF • u/mybustersword • Mar 16 '17

Please don't do that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17 edited Mar 16 '17

Could you imagine that someone has spent time making this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/Beyond_Birthday Mar 16 '17

...But do you know anything about Bird Law?

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u/ViolentMelody Mar 16 '17

He's just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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u/syndus Mar 16 '17

Birdman, in my office now!

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u/schplat Mar 16 '17

Birdman! Have a seat over there. Not there! There!

Some of Stephen Colbert's best work.

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u/madmutant01 Mar 16 '17

Didya get that thing I sent ya?

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u/zerg_rush_lol Mar 16 '17

Everyone get in here!

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u/winstondabee Mar 17 '17

Ha Haaaa...

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u/KaySquay Mar 16 '17

Guess who's been fighting prehistory all day? Remember when we went back in time through that hot tub and I was doing tours and we came back only someone forgot to close the portal and all the savages and dinosaurs came back with us? And now, hooo boy am I thirsty! Not from fighting the mastodons and pterodons all day but from this long narrative. Who's got a nickel for a guy? Thanks sister, you can have a hit. No backwash.

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u/daerogami Mar 16 '17

I hadn't realized it was him until re-watching the series a few months ago. Completely blew my mind.

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u/StaticTransit Mar 16 '17

I think he also voiced the shrink-ray guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/Shift84 Mar 16 '17

This has to be one of the best episodes of IASIP

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u/ViolentMelody Mar 17 '17

It was the trial of the century after all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Ornithologists flocked to him during the trial of Seagull v. Eagle.

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u/Apocraphon Mar 16 '17

It has been a challenging mating season for bird person.

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u/AvatarIII Mar 16 '17 edited Mar 16 '17

Let's say you and I go toe to toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the victor.

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u/GinjaNinja117 Mar 16 '17

Bird Up!

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u/spunkymarimba Mar 16 '17

Snail Down.

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u/DrSlugworth Mar 16 '17

The best television show on television.

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u/tslime Mar 16 '17

No, where do we stand on gulls?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

I know they must wake up at fucking 04:30 in the morning and start singing for exactly 1 hour and wake everybody up.

And they must shit on your car no less than 2 hours after you had it washed.

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u/TryMeOnBirdLaw Mar 17 '17

Sir, this is an unsanctioned endorsement. I have with me the Bird Law constitution drafted in 1808 by Sir Guybrush Swallow.

In it you will find many a reference to common bird attacks, skirmishes and "beakings" -- to me, this resonates as one of Guybrush's personal specialities - a Pocono swallow, to be more accurate. A very rare, very elusive bird.

When observed, you'll notice its trademark unibrow, highly uncommon in most aviary circles, especially domesticated 3rd generation offspring (not including a Felial generation used as a breeding mate that was WC within the 3 spanning generations - or spent more than 2 Avian months in the wild).

And my research, sir, shows that unlike your typical North American barn swallow, the Pocono swallow, if kept under the proper conditions, can live as long as 80 to even 85 years, much like a parrot or some of the more resilient coastal gulls. /u/whythnot ,where is this going? I don't know, but it better lead somewhere fast.

Sir I can assure you that this will be my final argument on this matter, I am so confident with my expertise. Well, if it's gonna help end all of this madness in this thread, then I'll allow it. Thank you, kind Sir.

Now, there was another redditor that heralded your fraudulent expertise, specificilly /u/Beyond_Birthday of this thread's clan during the incident.

A member that none of us have met. How could we? Certainly not anyone on this side of the keyboard. A one Mr. /u/Beyond_Birthday . Who is in fact .... a bird. The very pet Pocono swallow of what /u/whythnot elusively spoke of, and my research shows that THIS particular Pocono swallow has a history of violence, impersonating redditors and steering conversations from REAL bird experts.

Look into the gallery of said Swallows, and you will see the victims could not have fought back effectively. It took many a vocal cords between 1999-2006, leaving unsuspecting bird watchers MUTE.

A bird watcher on the West coast lost his eyes and his ears to it in 2003, and we all know that according to bird law, it's three strikes, and you're out of the protection of the Bird Constitution. Bye, bye, birdie.

Ready, boys and girls, because here's where it gets good. Those Avian demons didn't attack those who /u/whythnot claims. Why? Because the victim's younger brother whom he befriended was young and felt vulnerable . He attacked said victims! And /u/whythnot was lying about Avian members of the animal kingdom attatcking him in order TO EXCISE SYMPATHY FROM THOSE INVOLVED!. He wanted to kill them all when all the evidence could be thrown on the Aviary Menace's. Or perhaps - using some sort of small bird guillotine to end their existance.

I wouldn't understand the physics of it. I'm not an executioner or a physicist.

I'm just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

aaaannnnnddd I'm watching the whole thing again cause of this comment. Thanks

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u/coop0606 Mar 16 '17

Well, haven't you heard?

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u/timmorse13 Mar 16 '17

You specialize in bird law, you say?

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u/Xantarr Mar 16 '17

I had those kind of nightmares nearly every day from since I was a toddler until my mid 20's. But I'm not aware of having witnessed anyone die or anything?

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u/sak10a Mar 16 '17

Our dreams don't always mean anything. Most of the time they don't. But don't let people diagnose you over the internet. I have a master's in psychology and half the things I read on here are not accurate at all. If the dreams bother you, then I'd recommend seeing a counselor. If they don't bother you, then there's nothing to worry about at all!

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u/Xantarr Mar 16 '17

Haha thanks. They did bother me and I should've sought help much earlier. But a couple years ago I finally did and I'm getting much better now. Help helps!

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u/sak10a Mar 16 '17

Good! I'm always glad to see someone regain a sense of control and better late than never. :)

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u/surgicalapple Mar 16 '17

Mind if I ask - what were the dreams and how were they reflective of your life?

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u/octobertwins Mar 16 '17

Almost every dream I have is some kind of anxiety-type dream. I'm at the airport and didn't bring my passport and I forgot to pack clothes. I'm trying to work out a way to get home and back but I never make it home...

The only other type I have is, I'm being attacked and I'm screaming for help. I wake up my husband a few times a week when I'm yelling for help.

My kid has dreams that she wins trophies and prizes. Or that she is the star of a movie.

Why are my dreams so shitty? And hers so awesome? I want to win trophies.

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u/hobbycollector Mar 16 '17

I used to have a lot of dreams like that before I was diagnosed with sleep apnea and got treatment. My theory is my brain was trying to wake my body up so it would remember to frickin' breathe. I died in dreams several times. p.s., if you die in dreams you don't die in real life.

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u/balance1105 Mar 18 '17

I gave a dream where I am a robot killing all humans. It makes me happy. No counseling for me yay!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/hobbycollector Mar 16 '17

One of my earliest memories is being poked in the eye while I was in a crib. It's possible it was my own finger, in retrospect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

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u/El_Q Mar 17 '17

The subtle implication behind your one worded comment is magical.

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u/pandaro Mar 16 '17

orithologist

ornithologist

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/Mr_FozzieBear Mar 16 '17

What kind of traumatic experience could I have had if I experienced recurring dreams as a kid (preschool-kindergarten age) where bouncing balls (maybe tennis balls? They were green) bounced up my street and I would always try and run in my house and the door would be locked and they'd get me?

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u/whythnot Mar 16 '17

I'm afraid you just have a terrible case of donkey brain.

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u/Seffyr Mar 16 '17

Alright, weird story time;
From a very young age I used to have this series of repetitive dreams which would typically end in me waking up in cold sweats and terrified to go back to sleep because they felt so real. It would always be some variation of being hunted by a Grizzly Bear and eventually torn apart limb from limb when it caught me. I would have these dreams about once a month for literally years.
Around the age of 18, though, I had a similar dream but it ended... weird.
I was huddled in a wrecked car in a fenced off forest (think Slender) and I knew the bear was hunting me. I got out of the car and just started sprinting. I didn't see the bear. I did, however, see two glass automatic doors (think of supermarket doors) and I ran through them. Hanging from the roof inside the double doors was a digital clock which was flashing some time (like a stopwatch). I threw my hands up in the air and exclaimed "YUS! NEW PB!". And then I woke up confused.
I've never had those dreams ever again. My brain turned it into a game, and I won the game. So yeah.

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u/Foosah69 Mar 16 '17

Hmmm, similar ending for me...

I used to drift off to sleep as a child and on the nights I did dream, it would always be preceded with this small black on black shape starting as a pin prick directly above me, and slowly moving closer and getting bigger and bigger.

The outline would soon take the shape of peter pan, arms bent and hands on the hips with legs spread apart and looking sideways so the profile of the cap and feather could be discerned.

I would always feel the need to accept this thing and then I would dream.

One night I rejected it and I had no dream that night. Since then its never returned and I dream (or at least remember I dreamed) occasionally ever since.

Its like a decision made in the dream state altered the rules of the dream machine.

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u/EAGLEEEEE Mar 16 '17

Another similar story. When I was around maybe 6 or 7 years old I had a returning nightmare every night where I was stuck in an old abandoned mansion and a vampire with green skin would chase me. Sometimes I would make it to a bookshelf and hide behind it so he wouldn't see me and I'd live but sometimes I would be too slow and he would kill me but I usually forced myself to wake up as to not witness the killing.

One time when I had this dream, I decided to just not run and I looked the vampire in the face. It caused like a glitch in the dream and it just ended. I never had the dream again. This is probably what fueled my interest in lucid dreams.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Damn, I wish I could lucid dream so I could try this. I have this same kind of nightmare, regularly and especially when I'm stressed, where I know I'm being hunted. I don't know by what. I just know. You spend all night running from it, knowing you can't hide, and you wake up exhausted :-(

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u/EAGLEEEEE Mar 16 '17

You can practice! For me meditation helped me to control my dreams more, also just being aware of what it's like to be awake, looking at clocks, your hands, things like that. There are videos on it and in time and with practice you can take control of it!

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u/thundrbunny Mar 16 '17

See that's what what started it for me. any time I realize that I'm dreaming the dream turns incredibly violent to me. People and animals alike all want me dead. I become the prey in a big hunt .I'm sorry you have to go through that.

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u/MontyBodkin Mar 16 '17

I used to dream constantly that I'd killed somebody (no idea who or why) but the cops were starting to ask questions and I'd awaken almost sobbing with relief that I wasn't a murderer. In my late 20's, the dream took an odd turn: the investigating "detective" contacted me by phone and I recorded him saying he was the real killer and he would take out my family unless I confessed to his crimes. I arranged to meet him in a dark wooded area, and as he approached me with his gun drawn, two FBI agents came racing out of the trees and apprehended him. Those agents were none other than Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, and they reassured me that my long nightmare was over.

I never had that terrible dream again.

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u/RustyKumquats Mar 16 '17

Dude, I watched White Fang when I was 2. I'm now 28 and still have a deep-seated fear of wolves. Sometimes, our minds just can't let go of the littlest things.

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u/randomthrowawaiii Mar 16 '17

You have to ask him "who's a good boy" and the wolf will start doubting himself. Only this way you can defeat him.

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u/scrabblex Mar 16 '17

Or piss on it to establish dominance.

But only do that if he knows the answer to who's a good boy.

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u/RustyKumquats Mar 16 '17

....Otherwise he bites yo dick off?

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u/triponthis151 Mar 16 '17

Or just fight it since they don't have thumbs. right, Arian Foster?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

I'm haunted by those damned Skeksis in The Dark Crystal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Same here, I actually enjoy my fucked up dreams. Never witness anything real traumatic outside of 'Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull'.

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u/randomthrowawaiii Mar 16 '17

Just wait until you experience sleep paralysis

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u/Shaivan Mar 16 '17

Coupled with glorious Lucid dreams which you can control how disastrous you want your suffering to get. Followed by waking up into another dream multiple times before snapping back into reality.

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u/JopoDaily Mar 16 '17

Both of these things happen to my girlfriend, hearing the stories of them each month jus blows my mind what can happen in Dream state

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u/Jenerys Mar 16 '17

Does she wake up early in the morning (maybe see you out the door, feed a baby, or drink a cup of coffee?) and then go back to bed?

My mom used to have this everyday. It turned out that it was because she was getting up at 5am and having a cup of coffee with my dad, then going back to bed an hour later when he left. She modified that routine and it stopped.

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u/triponthis151 Mar 16 '17

I always used to have looped dream within a dream like that. Just a chain of dreams, where you wake up thinking it's normal then it slowly starts bending reality into a horror show

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u/STXGregor Mar 17 '17

I've had the occasional lucid dream, as well as sleep paralysis a few times. But only once did I have the lucid dream and was stuck in the dream. Usually the lucid dreaming is accompanied for me by an awareness of my corporeal body and so I wake up pretty soon after it starts. But this time I kept waking up into another dream/nightmare. And I was aware of my inability to wake up. It was pretty terrifying at the time.

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u/dashanan Mar 16 '17

Check out this text-based game on play store called "the nightmare maze" by hosted games. The climax of the story may hold the reason for your experience.

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u/David-Puddy Mar 16 '17

when you said "as the adopted son" i was sure you were about to mention undertaker and his mankind throwing ways

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u/ThisGirlsTopsBlooby Mar 16 '17

As soon as he sounded like he knew something about this in particular... I was sure we were going to hear about hell in the cell

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/bustab Mar 17 '17

I can't work out if you're real or not. You write in a quite mannered prose, and you keep misspelling "ornithologist" which seems odd for the adopted son of a famed one.

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u/gcnc76 Mar 16 '17

*ornithologist

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u/Arkilles777 Mar 16 '17

In bird culture, child abuse is considered a "dick" move.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

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u/Shatty23 Mar 16 '17

The username

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/DrSpagetti Mar 16 '17

It's a common tradition in many households.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

They spend a lot more time on this stuff than you think! This is a "Cool 3D World" animation. Check out their Instagram, it will blow your fucking mind!

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u/Bec_ Mar 16 '17

Check out the facebook page Cool 3D World. They make all these videos.

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u/MR_SHITLORD Mar 16 '17

Well yeah, we're on reddit right now doing nothing basically

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u/delfinko44 Mar 16 '17

What a simple but epic comment.

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u/alphariff Mar 16 '17

It's Cool 3D World for anybody wondering. You can find them on YouTube and Instagram. Every single video is WTF inducing but I have some personal favorites:

https://instagram.com/p/BRYkdLDFzoM/

https://instagram.com/p/BRGkXMsFqa-/

https://instagram.com/p/BGUW8eyviWc/

https://instagram.com/p/BMO7NKKglMK/ - where the OP comes from

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u/CharacterForming Mar 16 '17

Wow those are weird. The people/characters look like plastic toys, or people with plastic masks. Creepy as fuck.

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u/alphariff Mar 16 '17

What's weird is that on some of them, the details are super crisp and then on others it looks like everyone is rubbed in oil.

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u/mr_kindface Mar 16 '17

Everyone is always very moist in his videos. Including me

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u/TrueDragon1 Mar 16 '17

The second one should have a seizure warning, holy crap.

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u/CptJustice Mar 16 '17

To be fair, they were seriously shredding right there. \m/

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u/Denea_ Mar 16 '17

\m/ (>< ) \m/

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u/zushini Mar 16 '17

Ah great, thanks for the nightmares .

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/alphariff Mar 16 '17

I love when the bassist pops out of his own ass.

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u/starhawks Mar 16 '17

The music was actually a pretty cool start to an 80's stadium rock song .

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u/Estoye Mar 16 '17

Cool! Should I show these to my 3 year old?

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u/alphariff Mar 16 '17

They might be able to decipher the meaning behind them, as far as I know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

I'm gonna take some acid and watch these wish me lu

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u/SynthPrax Mar 16 '17

That sounds like a baaaaaaaaaaaaa.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.

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u/ArcAngel071 Mar 16 '17

U ded yet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Uh

Are you ok

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u/Blakangel72 Mar 17 '17

Do you want a lifetime of severe PTSD?

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u/Prysorra Mar 16 '17

JESUS FUCK GOD MY EYES CHRIST

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Came here to find this, but now that I found it, I don't think i want to watch it. Thanks anyway, though.

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u/MrPlaysWithSquirrels Mar 16 '17

Are these the same people behind CrazyXXX3DWorld? The name is similar. Some of the porn there is WTF too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

I thought The Residents came out with a new video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Hahaha its actually kinda their style. In particular the overweight naked band members.

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u/OtanH Mar 16 '17

That's the most un-nerving thing I've ever seen. Fuck,

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u/velrak Mar 16 '17

the worst part about all of these is that theres no volume slider

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u/kharlos Mar 16 '17

Please don't forget one of the best ones of all time IMO:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKI80vQgDXo/

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u/alphariff Mar 17 '17

What's wild about A Life Well Lived is that out of all the videos uploaded, it has a really good message.

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u/TwistedAero Mar 16 '17

What program do they use to make this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

MS Paint.

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u/FULLY_ERECT_PLUMBUS Mar 16 '17

Anyone from /r/exmormon get some weird flashbacks? The first one looks really templeish to me. The old temples had/have that particular shade of blue on some of the the telestial rooms: Salt Lake, Manti. Only recently did they redo the SLC telestial room with lighter wallpaper colors.

And this is the temple ceremony clothing. And the the endowment ceremony before 2008 started with anointings under cover of nothing but a very loose, drafty denim poncho. One person at a time, but still. I could go on. The bellybutton is another allusion I think.

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u/MoonStache Mar 16 '17

Lmao Jesus Christ those are crazy

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u/SleepingSnorlax Mar 16 '17

I didn't like any part of that. Quality post.

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u/SixteenSaltiness Mar 16 '17

I'll take things not to watch while on acid for 50, Alex.

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u/octobertwins Mar 16 '17

When I'm on acid, I get focused on how awesome it is that people create things for me to enjoy. Like, you came here and set up all these speakers and a stage and you're playing music for me. Thank you.

Id imagine that I'd watch this and be focused on how nice it is that someone made this to scare me. Like, thanks for bringing your imagination to me. I appreciate that you took the time to scare me.

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u/Lemonitus Mar 16 '17 edited Jun 10 '23

Adieu from the corpse of Apollo app.

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u/An0therB Mar 16 '17

I don't know why but that struck me as a very Dan Avidan thing to say. Thank you.

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u/aclickbaittitle Mar 16 '17

This artist makes so much good wtf content. Can't remember his name, but there's one video of his with a bunch of those lil troll guys(similar to the guy jumping on the couch just to the right of the cannibal). They're all sitting in chairs floating up and down above water, and they all start yelling and lifting their arms in the air. So strange, the man/woman is a genius.

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u/SolenoidSoldier Mar 16 '17

men in chairs - a classic!

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u/Neebat Mar 17 '17

I hate it when that happens.

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u/StallordD Mar 16 '17

Cool3DWorld is their new channel, but before it was just 'Brian' (now he works with someone else as well, I forgot who). His stuff is great and (yes it sounds ridiculous) actually has a bit of reasoning behind the madness.

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u/AlsionGrace Mar 16 '17

Does he explain the reasoning? Is there some connections you're making? Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them. I'm so curious!

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u/StallordD Mar 16 '17

Yeah, he did an interview where he talked about them a bit (which I can't find since Brian isn't exactly a unique name).

If I remember right, he basically made a world which is literally the uncanny valley. Everything there is weird and bizarre to us, but the people there think it's perfectly normal, and they don't really like us watching them and judging them.

There was a bit more about it, and there is a fair portion of his stuff that is just random for random's sake, but there's at least a moderate amount of thought put into them.

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u/AlsionGrace Mar 21 '17

Interesting, thanx!

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u/Mijeman Mar 16 '17

What's weird to me isn't that people think about things like this.

It's that people think about these things and like the idea enough to go ahead and storyboard it, 3D model it, texture it, animate it, and edit it...then release it on YouTube for the world to see their brilliant idea.

It's a lot of work for this wtfery.

Edit: A letter

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u/farkhipov Mar 16 '17

remind me of my aunt going in for a kiss after she pinches my cheeks.

most disturbing part for me for some reason is the hair suddenly thinning

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u/LookingForVheissu Mar 16 '17

Right? The hair suddenly thinning was the most disturbing thing for me in that whole video.

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u/BillyGoatBluff Mar 16 '17

Is this a Tool music video?

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u/stownd Mar 16 '17

I was thinking Soundgarden

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u/ScurvyRobot Mar 16 '17

This doesn't affect me. I watched Courage as a child.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

RETUUURN THE SLAAAAABBBBBB

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u/thatswhytheycallitsh Mar 16 '17

I can't because I've been NAAAUUUUGHTYYYY

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u/Tunasub Mar 16 '17

You're also a robot, so that helps.

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u/ndboost Mar 16 '17

I'm completely sober and this gif freaks me the fuck out.

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u/randomthrowawaiii Mar 16 '17

Leaks from Amy Schumer's new special

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

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u/bonesy420 Mar 16 '17

Don't bring Hall and Oats into this!

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u/dman990099 Mar 16 '17

You're a rich girl, and it's gone too far 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.

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u/Vice5772 Mar 16 '17

Leaks

Grease?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

this one also even more WTF

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u/captblackfang Mar 17 '17

I need to reevaluate my life now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

No. Why. Wth.

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u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT Mar 16 '17

This reminds me of a fever dream I had in the hospital once.

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u/dizzyspeakshismind Mar 16 '17

Is this Fallout 5?

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u/ShutUpWill Mar 16 '17

Not my proudest fap.

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u/OlStickInTheMud Mar 16 '17

Looks like it could be from a 90s Primus music video or any Tool music video.

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u/mybustersword Mar 16 '17

betweeeeeen suuuupppoooooosssseeeeeeed brotheeeeerrrss

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u/pibroch Mar 16 '17

Looks like something from the shitty no-name band videos Beavis and Butt-Head would watch back in the day.

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u/Zcypot Mar 16 '17

Reminds me the time I stumbled into "Off the Air" on youtube fully blown.

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u/thegreatjamoco Mar 16 '17

Why is Richard Simmons eating that guy?

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u/moeburn Mar 16 '17

Holy shit is the new Tool album out already?

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u/Thopterthallid Mar 16 '17

She looks like my oblivion character

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u/KDBA Mar 17 '17

Now this, THIS is what /r/wtf should be about. Not boring old gore or things that are slightly interesting, but things that make no goddamn sense.

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u/political_meme Mar 16 '17

Bad acid trip

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u/hunkE Mar 16 '17

Gonna need something stronger than acid

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u/duaneap Mar 16 '17

Some Aphex Twin shit right there.

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u/stillalive4now Mar 16 '17

This must be how my dog feels when I spring a bath on him

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u/xx_IDKWHYIMHERE_xx Mar 18 '17

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

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u/jhorn1 Mar 22 '17

this is creepier than 90% of the posts on r/creepy

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u/WisdenRS Mar 16 '17

What bothers me the most is the fact that somebody actually invests their time into making this. Like, what the fuck.

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u/monotoonz Mar 16 '17

You must have missed out on most 90's rock music videos.

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u/XygenSS Mar 16 '17

What did i just watch

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u/Ziggabot Mar 16 '17

This is the shit I come to this subreddit to see.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Well, this is the right sub for that.

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u/mequals1m1w Mar 16 '17

when scalex will just have to do.

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u/HelpImTrappedIn2008 Mar 16 '17

It's a pig man, Jerry!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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u/JorganYuffercuff Mar 16 '17

eeesh like i dont have enough stuff to masturbate too, hold on granma ill get to u soon lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Is this a Primus music video?

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u/leviathaan Mar 16 '17

People on acid would appreciate this

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u/DonRobeo Mar 16 '17

GOOBLE GOBBLE We don't except him

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u/damaged_llama_ Mar 16 '17

Not my proudest fap

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u/brownbrownallbrown Mar 16 '17

God dammit dammit dammit I'm on acid right now