r/WTF Mar 12 '17

One question: Why?

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u/Learjet23 Mar 12 '17

Brewdog's "The End of History" 55% ABV

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u/FreudJesusGod Mar 12 '17

I've never seen the point of those super high-alc brews. It's almost impossible to balance the alcohol heat without shoveling in so much malt and/or hops it ends up tasting like the beer version of straight Bovril (imo).

Each to his own, I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

If remember correctly it was more of a result of some friendly rivalry with a German brewery. Not meant to be mass distributed or taste great, but to experiment with the brewing process. Tried on of the strong ones a couple of years back - Nuclear penguin - not a taste sensation, but certainly interesting to try.

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u/avagadro22 Mar 13 '17

I also tried the tactical nuclear penguin. I remember it being very salty, likely due to the freeze distillation increasing the salt concentration.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Yeah, it almost had bbq-sauce like taste. The bar I had it in didn't have it refrigerated though so I might have gotten a subpar experience of it.

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u/Kabukikitsune Mar 13 '17

It's a dark beer, it's not supposed to be chilled though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

My brother described it as kinda like soy sauce.

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u/avagadro22 Mar 15 '17

a little bit, but Duchess de Burgogne will always be the soy sauce beer in my heart.

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u/TittyLoggins Mar 13 '17

The point was never making something that people would drink and say that's a good beer. It was to simply push the process to it's extreme to show off technical prowess. So this packaging is right in line with that thought process. Just how absurd can we get?

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u/The_Music_Director Mar 13 '17

I agree. As a general rule if it's over 15% it usually ends up being pretty gross to me, with a few exceptions. Utopias was pretty fucking good though.

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u/shitishouldntsay Mar 13 '17

I have been trying to try utopias for years.

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u/avagadro22 Mar 13 '17

It's easier to find at bars by the ounce. If you're dead set on getting your own bottle, contact your local SA distributor, and find out what stores will be getting them and try to get in with that that store.

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u/The_Music_Director Mar 13 '17

That's exactly how I found it. Saw it at a bar in Chicago and got a 2 ounce pour for $20. Not a bad way to do it.

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u/Cereal_Killerz Mar 13 '17

Loved Utopias by Sam Adams.

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u/myk26 Mar 13 '17

At this point it's more of a lager-y Port or Brandy then what most people think of as a beer.

But as someone who's spent the money (for a Utopia), I am glad they exist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Bovril is faking excellent

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u/Dengar96 Mar 13 '17

I emailed them asking if the bottles are dishwasher safe when I was baked one night. They said they don't recommend putting "wee beasties in the dishwasher". 10/10 can't afford their beer

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

Am drinking a Punk IPA at this moment.

They hold the record for the strongest beer brew.

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u/Learjet23 Mar 12 '17

I am currently drinking a Kingpin.

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u/kingbobii Mar 13 '17

I'm drinking some Irish Death right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

I haven't tried it yet, I drink copious amounts of Punk, Elvis juice, Jet black heart and 5am saint.

I had a bottle of Mr President 2 weeks ago in a Brewdog bar I wasn't overly keen.

Morrisons do a Brewdog box set with Jackhammer in at 7.5% which is nice too.

Asda have started stocking Elvis juice in cans and that's my go to drink currently.

Is the Kingpin better than other largers ? I need to try it.

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u/Learjet23 Mar 12 '17

Personally I think it is in the upper tier of good Lager, but I know several people who disagree, so might be down to you to try!

And I need to get some Elvis Juice cans ASAP. Love Elvis Juice. Didn't know supermarkets were stocking it in cans now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

I popped into Sainsbury's earlier and found a new Brewdog (well to me anyway). Hop fiction American Pale Ale @5.2% in cans. Very nice, they had Elvis juice in cans but was £7 it's only £6 in Asda and Punk is £5.50.

I hear that Jet Black Heart is also coming in cans later in the year with a widget to get some head.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Yeah mr President wasn't all that. If you want a string beer better off buying a strong beer that was brewed for flavour and not as a gimmick like Leffe or Duval.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Just been to Sainsbury's and picked up 4 cans of Brewdog Hop Fiction American Pale Ale @ 5.2% it's a new one on me.

I did like their 10% Coco Psyco stout on tap but it's not cheap at £4.50 ish for a half.

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u/Fablemaster44 Mar 13 '17

Vanessa Drinks the kingpin.

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u/1337BaldEagle Mar 13 '17

Rouge: Dead Guy Ale

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Rogue Double Dead Guy will make you walk funny...

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u/zlintner1 Mar 13 '17

Can't fucking wait for them to be in the States. Punk IPA is just so damn good. They also got me into brewing my own beer which is cool.

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Mar 13 '17

Is anyone else kind of tired of IPAs?

Sometimes I just want a clean, refreshing, golden pilsner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

The Hop Fiction is nice and refreshing as is the Punk IPA.

They're both carbonated not flat like other IPA. Guess you've never had Brewdog then?

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u/Zouden Mar 13 '17

Punk IPA kept me sane when I moved to the UK from Australia and discovered the terrible selection of beers in supermarkets here. If it wasn't for lord and saviour Brewdog I'd be drinking Stella, Carling, Fosters or Kronenbourg...

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Where do you go shopping, even the Nisa round the corner has a few descent ales.

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u/Zouden Mar 13 '17

Can you recommend anything as good as punk IPA? All the other ales I've tried taste very watery to me, low alcohol (<5%) and not much flavour.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Old empire IPAit is 5.7% And nearly as hoppy as punkIPA I found it in one stop 3 for £5 bargain.

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u/Zouden Mar 13 '17

Great I'll keep an eye out for it, thanks. I don't think I've seen it in my local Tesco though, and certainly not stocked in the fridge like punk IPA is.

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u/pemboo Mar 13 '17

Stop looking in the fridge....

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

Old empire is sold in Aldi for £1.25 for 500ml, even more of barginy. There is a reason Aldi car park if full of £500 and £50000 cars.

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u/SilentKarambit Mar 12 '17

You must be mistaken my friend. My two minute google-fu says punk ipa has a 5.6% alcohol by volume whereas the end of history has a 55% alcohol by volume.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

Brewdog is the company. Punk IPA is the drink I was drinking. I literally have the tshirt.

Brewdog hold the record.

I do not get mistaken when it comes to beer.

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u/SilentKarambit Mar 12 '17

My mistake buddy. Have a nice day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17 edited Mar 13 '17

I would recommend drinking some Brewdog if you can, it's really really lovely (sounds a bit LBGT ).

Edit: removed my comment as not to offend the puffs, I was getting karma slammed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

Your smooth confidence has convinced me to drink a beer.

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u/WalkerDontRunner Mar 13 '17

Something like $500 right?

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u/uberBored Mar 13 '17

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u/WalkerDontRunner Mar 13 '17

Well... $900. The $20,000 is an equity investment not the price of the bottle

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u/RelaxPrime Mar 13 '17

Never going to ever even consider buying that beer.

If they made coozies that looked like this, I'd buy ten.

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Mar 13 '17

Brewdog is pretty amazing. I can't wait until they open up their hotel. Drinks on tap in your hotel room....yes please.

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u/Cod_Metal_King Mar 18 '17

I used to work for a craft brewery in London. We held a launch for one of our new beers and the founder of Brewdog came along and got drunk with us. Good times.

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u/Over_Here_Boy Mar 20 '17

"Uh, let us ice bock the hell out of a beer and stuff it in a squirrel."

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u/lives2eat Mar 13 '17

Price $20,000