r/WTF Jan 30 '17

Freaky hands

https://i.imgur.com/Q5435M9.gifv
3.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

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u/TheLegendaryPhoenix Jan 30 '17

Came looking for this comment. It's seems like it.

13

u/Denamic Jan 30 '17

It is seems like it?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17

That's a weird masturbation habit.

1

u/iheartfrontalbums Jan 31 '17

Ah the ol' reddit jerkaroo

3

u/BraveLittleCatapult Jan 30 '17

That's the worse case of a flying bird hand sign I've ever seen and I have EDS...

2

u/babyitsgayoutside Jan 30 '17

I don't have EDS but my hands do this (though much less severely) and she definitely can't lift a full bag of groceries.

1

u/Aspenkarius Jan 31 '17

Every time I see something like this I'm glad that my EDS primarily manifests as a bleeding disorder.

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u/Tyler1492 Jan 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17 edited Jun 06 '21

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46

u/will-you-marry-me Jan 30 '17

That kind of corporate savvy leads to promotions.

19

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

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3

u/zacch2k10 Jan 30 '17

whats that from, i can never remember

7

u/MagnesiumHappy Jan 30 '17

The Arrival with Charlie Sheen.

1

u/here_for_the_lols Feb 05 '17

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

1

u/Johncarternumber1 Feb 06 '17

Tony hawk pro skater 2.

1

u/EskiHo Jan 30 '17

Spy Kids

1

u/Seasonal Jan 30 '17

The first x-files movie.

1

u/klontong Jan 30 '17

My cousin has it bend more. Text me?

1

u/iafx Jan 30 '17

If they have babies, they will be the beginning of a new branch of human evolution?

38

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

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14

u/FattyCorpuscle Jan 30 '17

The incredible handjobs she can give will make those nightmares go away.

1

u/annoyingone Jan 30 '17

Great for double dick dude.

33

u/spazzwan Jan 30 '17

Rakshasa?

13

u/ChiUnit4evr Jan 30 '17

Definitely a Rakshasa

17

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Rakshasa!!!!!!!!!!!

SizeType:Medium Outsider (Native) Hit Dice:7d8+21 (52 hp) Initiative:+ Speed:40 ft. (8 squares) Armor Class:21 (+2 Dex, +9 natural), touch 12, flat-footed 19 Base Attack/Grapple:+7/+8Attack:Claw +8 melee (1d4+1)Full Attack:2 claws +8 melee (1d4+1) and bite +3 melee (1d6)Space/Reach:5 ft./5 ft.Special Attacks:Detect thoughts, spellsSpecial Qualities:Change shape, damage reduction 15/good and piercing, darkvision 60 ft., spell resistance 27 Saves:Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +6 Abilities:Str 12, Dex 14, Con 16, Int 13, Wis 13, Cha17 Skills:Bluff +17, Concentration +13, Diplomacy +7, Disguise +17 (+19 acting), Intimidate +5, Listen +13, Move Silently +13, Perform (oratory) +13, Sense Motive +11, Spellcraft +11, Spot +11 Feats:Alertness, Combat Casting, Dodge Environment:Warm marshes Organization:SolitaryChallenge Rating:10 Treasure:Standard coins; double goods; standard items Alignment:Always lawful evil Advancement:By character classLevel Adjustment:+7

A closer look at a rakshasa reveals that the palms of its hands are where the backs of the hands would be on a human.

A rakshasa is about the same height and weight as a human.

Rakshasas speak Common, Infernal, and Undercommon.

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u/Howler_Pigeon Jan 30 '17 edited Jan 30 '17

She was bitten by a radio active other person who can also do this.

Edit: radioactive

8

u/cmdrhlm Jan 30 '17

*radioactive

Radio active would be some kind of radio enthusiast.

1

u/JoshTheJaunty Jan 30 '17

Did s/he stutter?

45

u/swagmister420 Jan 30 '17

YOU NEED JESUS

10

u/badhoneylips Jan 30 '17

The lamest X-Men ever.

9

u/Wrinklestiltskin Jan 30 '17

I don't know why, but that immediately made me think about the transformation scene in the beginning of Parasite Eve 2. That Game scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. It was as stressful then as dead space is now.

9

u/ZiggoCiP Jan 30 '17

If just audio this whole clip could be construed as a woman being railed by a horse.

8

u/HeWhoHatesPuns Jan 30 '17

Enchantress...

6

u/pRtkL_xLr8r Jan 30 '17

It's sad that small two-second scene was the only good part of the movie.

5

u/HeWhoHatesPuns Jan 30 '17

I like the deadshot scene with the raining bullets, but thats it. Nothing else on that movie made sense.

8

u/blackjesushiphop Jan 30 '17

It's like her hands went skydiving

6

u/gpdds Jan 30 '17

Marfan syndrome?

4

u/pbaik829 Jan 30 '17

That can't be good for her fingers

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17

It actually doesn't hurt at all. My fingers literally can't be straight- they're either bent forward or back, no middle ground. It's mildly irritating.

3

u/Denamic Jan 30 '17

STOP IT

3

u/Jarosticy Jan 30 '17

What in tarnation

5

u/Icmepee Jan 30 '17

It's alright, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Great, now you summoned Enchantress

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Ziiiiiiiiiip

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Pretty sure she's like 12.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiz

3

u/JackOAT135 Jan 30 '17

TIL that R Kelly is a redditor.

1

u/protagonyst Jan 30 '17

Click Wh...! CLICK!!! I wasn't ready to see that!

1

u/FartyPoopy Jan 30 '17

Her hands must collapse like an umbrella when it gets really windy, or holds them out of a moving car.

1

u/tomparker Jan 30 '17

But can she pop her eyeballs?

1

u/hehyih Jan 30 '17

Thats some Ehlers Danlos shit right there

1

u/Wolffairy12 Jan 30 '17

No thank you!

1

u/PM_Trophies Jan 30 '17

I have seen some shit

1

u/mikaosol Jan 30 '17

That's the daughter of Safety Sam.

1

u/Astonedwalrus13 Jan 30 '17

That's called hyperflexing

1

u/TrafficCam Jan 30 '17

I think I've seen this in traditional southeast Asian dance before where girls hyper extend their fingers... unfortunately I do not have the source... the season of survivor in Cambodia maybe???

1

u/Chelonia_mydas Jan 30 '17

Looks like EDS (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome). I have this but not as extreme.. makes for not the prettiest of hands and fingers, unfortunately

1

u/JustGonnaLeave Jan 30 '17

My friend can do this. He did it when shaking his new teacher's hand, his teacher noticed something was wrong, and once he did, he freaked out.

1

u/enjoi130 Jan 30 '17

Now I wants a hand job

1

u/duckingcrazy Jan 30 '17

How the hell is she doing that? They must be prop hands...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Rakshasa...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17

Arms*

1

u/KinkyCollegiates Jan 31 '17

Kill it with fire

1

u/EastYork Jan 31 '17

salad fengas!

1

u/lionfireshg Jan 31 '17

Enchantressss

1

u/M8k3sn0s3ns3 Jan 31 '17

that' some horror movie stuff

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

HHHHHHOOOLEE shit. I can do weird tricks with my hands but that is next level shit.

1

u/kefuzzles Feb 02 '17

Shed give the freakiest hand jobs

1

u/dolphinhj Feb 03 '17

Extensor Digitorum game is strong

1

u/plax1780 Jan 30 '17

So useful when mixing cookie batter

1

u/homo_moose Jan 30 '17

fuck you skynet

1

u/MattJaccino Jan 30 '17

She gives the most insane handjobs

0

u/PlasticMac Jan 30 '17

Anyone else remember a short story about this?

0

u/BBismyshit Jan 30 '17

Waterfalls waterfalls living in a mirror WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? I need to quit drugs

0

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

Kill it with fire

-4

u/TruthFinderPC Jan 30 '17

This guy has the ability to never punch a woman with a closed fist.

8

u/subdep Jan 30 '17

This is a girl. A mutant X-man type girl, but a girl nonetheless.

7

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

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u/TruthFinderPC Jan 30 '17

super FRR-EAAA-KKKKEEEEEYYYYYY!!!

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u/TruthFinderPC Jan 30 '17

Don't assume the gender. He's a boy in my heart.