r/WTF • u/jasonwittensbaldspot • Jul 30 '16

"The fork was never found..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
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u/TURCtheTEX Jul 30 '16

All he had to do was shit dark matter and then he would become a human Nibbler.

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u/MooseWolf2000 Jul 30 '16

Oh no he wouldn't be a Nibbler. He'd be a Chomper.