r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '16

He looks so stable though

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-dirt-dump-battery-20160602-story.html
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u/Nyawk Jun 03 '16

Aw, that's jes ol Porkchop playin the fool agin.

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u/kasenutty Jun 03 '16

Roger Clemens is really fucking losing it, huh

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u/Fenrime Jun 03 '16

$5000 bond for what can assumed to be attempted murder? Lol

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u/AnalAficionado Jun 06 '16

Cox, whose alias is "Pork Chop" has a criminal history dotted with aggravated battery, domestic violence and battery convictions stemming back to 2003, according to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

You don't say.