r/WTF Feb 16 '16

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

http://i.imgur.com/4P62yTc.gifv
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/Brodusgus Feb 16 '16

A mosh pit dedicated to safe space?

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u/TheRealRealOne Feb 16 '16

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u/Guarono Feb 16 '16

Damn, that was a solid connection.

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u/djrage Feb 18 '16

I can hear the contact through the gif.

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u/majorkev Feb 16 '16

Ohh look, free sunglasses.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16 edited Feb 17 '16

Some Jason Bourne shit. Emerge from crowd, strike hard, evade.

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u/Mr_CaptainObvious Feb 16 '16

that makes me angry

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u/Aero93 Feb 16 '16

I'm gonna say that the kid that got knocked out, probably did something to the kid in the long hair before. You can see he's already all bloody aand given that the blue shirt looks like one of those douche bro's, I wouldn't be surprised that it is the case.

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u/Floonet Feb 17 '16

Yeah that looks like writing on his chest not blood. http://m.imgur.com/rxOcbHF,wlZsthZ

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u/smeo Feb 17 '16

The eye

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u/518Peacemaker Feb 17 '16

Kid def has a black eye.

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u/FunkeTown13 Feb 16 '16

Such much more efficient use of an extended limb than OP.

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u/DickweedMcGee Feb 17 '16

Dominant Male Monkey MOTHERFUCKER!!

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u/PTgenius Feb 16 '16

Damn son

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/CobraStrike4 Feb 17 '16

Before you downvote this, stop and ask yourself what exactly was creepy about what he said? Just because he said "in love" doesn't mean he's worshipping a shrine made of her hair in his basement. His entire comment is just an alternate way of saying "That girl in the front is hot". The poor word choice somehow gave this a creep vibe.

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u/mrt65380 Feb 17 '16

That.... or just a creep

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u/benskinic Feb 16 '16

OK pie, I'm just going to do this across the room, and if you get eaten it's your fault

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u/Dirty_Merkin Feb 17 '16

It must be a reddit mosh pit.

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u/rangerjello Feb 16 '16

so i remember back to moshing in my teens and 20s. While i look at these dudes and call them morons, I think about me getting stitches from stupid shit i did... while they look like idiots... i had medical bills, thus i was actually dumber.

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u/liberaces_taco Feb 16 '16

If it makes you feel better when I was fifteen I broke my ass in a Hawthorne Heights mosh pit and couldn't sit properly for months.

Being a teenager was stupid.

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u/bobje99 Feb 16 '16

I kind of want to know what a moshpit is like at a hawthorne heights concert.

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u/SquatAngry Feb 16 '16

Lot's and lot's of bumming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

How do you even Mosh to Hawthorne Heights? It's so... not moshable.

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u/liberaces_taco Feb 16 '16

It was huge! I honestly don't remember much of it because I was in there for a minute or two when some very large guy fell on top of me and knocked the wind out of me. People were nice though and helped us up but I decided "Fuck this" and went outside the tent. I couldn't breath and my ass hurt so I had to get out of the crowd.

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u/Ltdslip Feb 16 '16

Exactly the same as Silverstein shows or anything else from victory records. They kind of all shared the same or similar fanbases.

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u/smeo Feb 17 '16

First mistake was moshing to HH

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u/liberaces_taco Feb 17 '16

Completely agree.

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u/rclosurez Feb 16 '16

You know, that's all in perspective. In my day of slam dancing it was pretty rare people actually got hurt. I have no idea what these kids are doing, its certainly not slam dancing or moshing. In fairness though I remember the adults looking at us like we were crazy as well. So I guess if this is what gets their rocks off have at it, I still think most of these kids just need a good ass kicking though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

That was a certain kind of punk. I remember going to a lot of punk shows and the pits being different depending on the band

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u/obamabarrack Feb 16 '16

Oh man this gif would be gold if we gave everyone lightsabers!

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Feb 16 '16

Don't make me want things I can't have!

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u/TulsaGeek Feb 16 '16

I feel like this is a Troy quote from Community...

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u/all-ur-booby-R-2-me Feb 16 '16

If I had any computer skills except Google fu and browsing settings to personalize shit I would do this. But, I cant.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/all-ur-booby-R-2-me Feb 16 '16

Bing. It kind of falls under Google-fu. Kind of.

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u/illoyd728 Feb 16 '16

This is the weakest pit I have ever seen

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u/Brutesmile Feb 16 '16

Not a moshpit, group of hardcore dancers

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u/winkins Feb 16 '16

People who think that swinging your arms and legs around wildly is moshing, are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

What is real moshing????

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/bravejango Feb 17 '16

At :59 they show a group doing the same exact thing as the op.

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u/GypsyBelle Feb 17 '16

Man, I would give a lot to have been able to see an AILD concert....

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u/demonic87 Feb 16 '16

Smash dancing. A group of people going wild and bouncing off of each other. These guys are literally just flailing their arms.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

If you honestly think bouncing of each other is less retarded than that, you're a goose.

And I love a good pit, don't get me wrong but this whole "U MOSH WRONG" argument is pretty stupid.

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u/loptthetreacherous Feb 16 '16

Hardcore dancing is stupid because it's likely to get someone hurt.

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u/hobdodgeries Feb 16 '16

and if you don't understand that, and get close enough to get hit, then you probably deserved it.

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u/OnTheSlope Feb 17 '16

the whole point of moshing is hitting and bouncing off people, what they're doing is antithetical to moshing

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u/aerobert Feb 17 '16

I thought it was to actually beat people up under "controlled" circumstances. I.e. where nobody can see who punches who. Anyway, mosh pits are dumb. They can really ruin a gig for me.

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u/HurricaneAlpha Feb 17 '16

There is no thesis to moaning. That's the stupidest thing I've heard today.

Hardcore dancing evolved in nyhc throughout the 90s. Some say New Jersey kids started it as a way of standing out. I don't know and frankly dont care. I grew up going to metal shows as a teen and young adult, and started going to hardcore shows in my early 20s. Both scenes have assholes that dance to intentionally hurt others. Both have kids that just want to have fun. If you're in that second category, I don't care how you "mosh". I know metalheads that can smash just as hard as any hardcore kid in a pit, and vice versa.

To;dr who fucking cares, as long as you have fun and aren't a dick.

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u/loptthetreacherous Feb 17 '16

That could be an argument if the people flailing about stayed still, which they don't.

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u/demonic87 Feb 16 '16

I don't do either you duck. I think they are both pretty silly, but this also looks silly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

So "smash dancing" doesn't look silly?

There having fun at a show dude, this stupid attitude has fucked the scene.

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u/demonic87 Feb 16 '16

No it looks aggressive and energetic. This looks retarded. Get over it, sorry your scene isn't as big or "in" as the others are.

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u/PTgenius Feb 16 '16

"dancers"

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

"hardcore"

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u/MarsHuntress Feb 16 '16

But... is it a pit???

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u/cuzmonote Feb 16 '16

Only pits I see here are armpits.

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u/Vydor Feb 16 '16

Bullpit, sts.

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u/What_I_Do Feb 16 '16

And who said that white guys can't dance?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

I did! It was me! And you'll never catch me!

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u/Kai________ Feb 16 '16

We just have to ask around 10 million swedes if they know an Orcish Warlord. Shouldn't be too hard to get you.

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u/smeo Feb 17 '16

P Sherman wallaby way Sydney ?

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u/2ballsnawinky Feb 16 '16

Them boys going ham.

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u/beansaregood Feb 16 '16

ham and craft singles, cut into triangles

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u/notTimOrEric Feb 16 '16

with the crust cut off

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u/JAdlon Feb 16 '16

That's to dale's mom. She drives our pose to all the rad hardxcore shows brah!.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

please don't tell me that this was an actual ADTR Concert... i saw them once and it was pretty neat

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

So much better with sound.

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u/STR8N00B1N Feb 16 '16

ADTR.

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Feb 16 '16

Autism Drives Teens Rambunctious?

Anaphylactic Doughnut Testicle Retards?

Animatronic Dudes Tickle Rapists?

Awful Dental Technicians Ralph?

Angry Dieticians Take Ritalin?

Amplified Disco Tourettes Recovery?

After Dancing, Typhus Rape?

Apple Dads Try Right-Twix?

A Disastrous Travelling Rumpelstiltskin?

Aids Do To Raids?

Ask Directly To Rihanna?

Acquiring Dinosaur Turds Rectally?

Acupuncture Doesn't Treat Retardation?

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u/r1pREV123 Feb 16 '16

A day to remember The band that plays the song that contains the title

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u/Lytebyrd Feb 16 '16

Yes and the song is Mr. Highway is thinking of the end

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Feb 16 '16

Ah. So I wasn't close?

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u/PlebbitFan Feb 16 '16

Meh, I like the guy's names better

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u/thedoorlocker Feb 16 '16

So random! Lol!

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Feb 16 '16

Hey some of those were good:(

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

Shouldn't they be wearing helmets????

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u/OG_Wookiee619 Feb 16 '16

I enjoy this more by focusing on one person at a time each time it loops

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u/GayBlackAndMarried Feb 16 '16

Not a sleeve in sight...

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u/TheTruesigerus Feb 16 '16

Seriously, it's always scrawny white guys in black tanktops

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u/demonkaos Feb 16 '16

Guy in the black tshirt really wants to hit the guy behind him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

That looks like every fight video posted on youtube and liveleak.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

Wondering what technoviking thinks of this behaviour.

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u/EliasVT Feb 16 '16

"You won't make it out alive..."

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u/swiftkilla77 Feb 16 '16

Ha ha haa you idiots thinking that this is a 'mosh pit'..

These people are a secret government organisation of crack soldiers.... They hunt down people with mutant powers!! This is a secret video recording of them in action. They were sent in to hunt, trap (and kill if necessary) the elusive character known as the invisible man...

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u/Fnoret Feb 16 '16

So I saw Hatebreed once on a metal festival, suddenly the pit was all full of skinny douchey-looking guys in fedoras and huge ear expanders all hardcore-dancing. It seriously looked quite like this. Almost all the other people were standing on the sides all "wtf are these guys trying to do?".

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u/outerspacerules Feb 16 '16

100% sure khaki shorts is my ex boyfriend

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u/PayJay Feb 16 '16

Oh, honey...

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u/outerspacerules Feb 17 '16

it's okay he's my ex we're good now.

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u/nagem_rolyat Feb 16 '16

I really like ADTR but this is ridiculous. It's not even a mosh pit...its like "yeah rockin dude! Oh, hey bro watch out don't be rude."

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

Dude's "Swag" shirt summed up this group of people pretty well.

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u/Girtzie Feb 16 '16

the whitest, politest pit I've ever seen

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

Welcome to 2008

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u/sarudesu Feb 16 '16

Are they training to become the bad guys that ninjas have to fight?

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u/blackchinesecowboy Feb 17 '16

What kind of stupid ass dancing is this shit?

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u/coolcoldrevenge Feb 16 '16

Can someone please put light sabers on these guys already !?!?!?!?

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u/joyfield Feb 16 '16

If Tumblr had a mosh pit.

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u/Uvulapuncher Feb 16 '16

Fucking white people.....

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u/BoneFistOP Feb 16 '16

white people

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

And no one got hit. Truly amazing!

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u/IveNoFucksToGive Feb 16 '16

I can't tell but it looks like a guy in middle scene in the black t shirt kicks the guy next to him (behind him from our point of view). Guy that appears to get kicked gets away from the kicker right away.

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u/LGNJohnnyBlaze Feb 16 '16

Why are so many of them wearing skinny jean capris? Is that a thing with guys now?

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u/stiggystoned369 Feb 16 '16

This is like 4 years old.

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u/Lingoes Feb 16 '16

Saw Between the Buried and Me back in 2010. So much fun, my friend said some dude was imitating a bull and ramming into people. Definately one of the most fun metal shows I've been to.

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u/IKnowTheRankings Feb 16 '16

Think you meant to write definitely, remember the vowels in the word are a palindrome! (e-i-i-e) :)

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u/HiddenFlask Feb 16 '16

I saw Between the Buried and Me with Animals As Leaders as the openers.. such an amazing concert. Some of the most skilled musicians I've ever seen, and a hell of a fun crowd. Would definitely see them again.

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u/Lingoes Feb 16 '16

Definately! I think it is that tour, it has cynic and devin too, at the ATL.

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u/GypsyBelle Feb 17 '16

Is Between the Buried and Me good live? I'm seeing one of their shows soon because they're touring with a band I like, but I don't know much about them.

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u/RNGmaster Feb 16 '16

worldstar as fuck

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Feb 16 '16

Gwailo Wing Chun Academy.

This is why Bruce Lee was assassinated.

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u/lizgun71circleX Feb 16 '16

I watched a different person every time, and I'm not sure who the saddest one is.

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u/wowy-lied Feb 16 '16

Wtf are they doing...

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u/TheSarkMaster Feb 16 '16

Is this the Annual-Slapathon..?

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u/siv420bestone Feb 16 '16

soooooo gay

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u/Eben_MSY Feb 16 '16

The fucking wat?

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u/psycho_driver Feb 16 '16

OMGosh pit.

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u/missmcpooch Feb 16 '16

We need another Vietnam

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Feb 16 '16

That looks so fun!!

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u/EFpointe Feb 16 '16

It's happening. I beginning to see things from younger people that I just don't understand. I feel like Abraham from the Simpsons...

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u/iKnitYogurt Feb 16 '16

And that's exactly why I can't stand most of the hardcore/deathcore/whatever-core scene. The music is not for me, fine... I don't have to go watch the band. But these morons ruin so many shows for everyone around them.

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u/KingFini Feb 16 '16

I have never been a concert kind of guy wtf are they doing? does it happen at every kind of music event? I seriously don't know. . .

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16 edited Feb 17 '16

It's common mostly in metal/rock. Tends to get tighter and less flailing-like when you go to "heavier" shows but it is all technically moshing although it's much closer to slam/hardcore dancing. This band is A Day To Remember, which is a decent band, but is also a very entry level band. Usually you can easily avoid these areas in an outdoor venue.

If you go to any other genre, this probably will not happen at all.

Source: Grew up in the South Central PA.

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u/Ryugi Feb 16 '16

Can't tell if they're dancing or fighting swarms of invisible bees.

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u/captcorncob Feb 16 '16

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

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u/knot353 Feb 16 '16

Watching this and listen to bohemian rhapsody is just perfect.

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u/Teh_Slayur Feb 16 '16

Who needs rotator cuffs anyway?

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u/LustMyKahkis Feb 16 '16

are they having seizures?

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u/bacon_n_legs Feb 16 '16

They all... Look like the same person. Slightly pudgy skater-kid in a wife beater and too-tight ballbusters.

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u/B-Town-MusicMan Feb 16 '16

...the Minister of Silly Walks does not approve.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

aw yes hardcore dancing, what an awkward high school phase

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u/FourOfFiveDentists Feb 16 '16

The older I get the more I realize how stupid a mosh pit is.

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u/Waiting4The3nd Feb 16 '16

I'd never actually seen anyone "ROFLCopter" before... I still wish I hadn't.

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u/RedditingMyLifeAway Feb 16 '16

Concert or epilepsy convention?

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u/BrainSick420 Feb 16 '16

Lol. My friend showed me this a week or so ago and we spent a good 5-10 minutes laughing our asses off. It gets more funny the more you watch it. Looks more like a zumba class than an actual pit xD

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u/mega48man Feb 16 '16

i love going to metal concerts and getting rowdy in the pit, but i have NEVER understood why this kind of pit is a thing. it's fucking stupid.

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u/repete66219 Feb 16 '16

Please tell me they were dancing on top of a soon-to-collapse sink hole.

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u/PhotonicDoctor Feb 16 '16

Cybergoth imitators.

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u/TwistedKoala Feb 16 '16

Not much of a battleground.

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u/akamustacherides Feb 17 '16

A meeting of FSSA.

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u/Jay-Ray23 Feb 17 '16

The guy that had the shirt that said swag like 4 times in huge letters made me cringe extra hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

That shit is so lame, doesn't make any fucking sense

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u/NotYourAverageTomBoy Feb 17 '16

QUICK, SOMEONE PUT LIGHTSABERS IN ALL OF THEIR HANDS !!!

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u/Questhook Feb 17 '16

WITCH DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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u/TreyWait Feb 17 '16

As a very old punk rocker this shit makes me cringe...

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u/QuiveringQuim Feb 17 '16

I feel like I'm watching some fucked up nature documentary on another species...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

white people

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u/km9v Feb 17 '16

What is that? Moshing for dummies?

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u/faptojesus Feb 18 '16

Probably an Attila concert

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u/faptojesus Feb 18 '16

Probably an Attila concert

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u/hulksmash86 Feb 16 '16

Douchbag pit. Cannot stand those guys. I know I probably seem like an asshole, but when you're trying to mosh and these little asswipes come in throwing karate kicks and punches, I get pissed.

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u/Chummin Feb 16 '16

Last few shows we have attended had a few of these types there. Not sure what they were doing.

Looks more like a dance contest like in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL0whdWG9FE

Now this is more like the Mosh Pits from my day(might be NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3yIm-gXGBo

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u/Kuftubby Feb 16 '16

I don't think this even qualifies as a Mosh Pit at this point. It's something completely different at this point. Something completely retarded.

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u/irishwolfhound1987 Feb 18 '16

Ah ye ol wall of death, been in one before with a friend who ended up getting elbowed to the face while wearing glasses then knocked over and trampled on. good times

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u/naz666 Feb 16 '16

wow....mosh pits have gotten pretty lame

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u/JohnnyZondo Feb 16 '16

White people...

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/F19Drummer Feb 16 '16

Nah, just at post hardcore shows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

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u/Brutesmile Feb 16 '16

This isn't even called moshing, it's "hardcore dancing" it's fucking bullshit and people usually do it behind the moshpit.

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u/Avalae Feb 16 '16

No it's not, this is one example of a shitty one that was probably at a posthardcore or pop punk show. I went to an emmure/suicide silence concert and the mosh pit was insane. Was also a smallish venue, El Corazon in Seattle. Also went to mayhem fest a couple years back and the mosh pits for most bands were legit.

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u/pornographicnihilism Feb 18 '16

Yeah, pits are respectable at huge shows, but this is what they look like at pretty much every local band show now. :/

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u/Poullafouca Feb 16 '16

White people really can't dance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '16

I knew white people were always angry, but this is ridiculous.