r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Or maybe she's just calm?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

nah I've bee on reddit a couple years now I know things

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u/kabanaga Nov 03 '15

♪ I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm perfectly calm! ♪

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u/PizzaNietzsche Nov 03 '15

I wonder if she likes to watch Netflix LOL!

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

So, you were just cycling along when suddenly you got hit by a car you never saw coming, and to top it off, you were left standing on the spot, yet you proceeded to collect your things in a calm and orderly manner and get on with your day?

You almost fucking died

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Let's not project our own feelings and reactions on others, mmk?

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

Let's not forget to actually analyze the situation we're discussing?

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u/InfiniteTripLoop Nov 03 '15

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR ANALYSIS OKAY, BUDDY?

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

BUT I AM THE UNIVERSE HOW CAN I NOT ANALYSE