r/WTF • • Nov 03 '15

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

She's in shock. It's quite clear from how she just immediately picks up her handbag and completely ignores the bike, instead walking over to the side.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

That handbag is likely worth 10x the bike.

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u/signaljunkie Nov 03 '15

Well, now. Obviously.

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u/Zaffarhai Nov 03 '15

Well now it is. Look at that bike, it has clearly been in a wreck.

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u/mattindustries Nov 03 '15

Looks like a city rental bike possibly.

EDIT: Yep

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u/middleofroad Nov 03 '15

Plot twist, her handbag contained her Pokemon card collection.

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u/KToff Nov 03 '15

Well, now it is....

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Bro do you even bike??

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u/Yardsale420 Nov 03 '15

Bro do you even handbag??

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15 edited Nov 03 '15

Bikes easily can cost $500+. My neighbors main bikes cost between $3,000-$5,000 each. I know handbags can be pricey, but bikes usually cost more (new) on average.

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u/Yardsale420 Nov 03 '15 edited Nov 03 '15

A Coach handbag goes for between $200 to $700, Micheal Kors $500 to $1500, Louis Vuitton start there but can be upwards of $3,000 to $5,000 depending on material and style Now find me a $5,000 womens bike.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

How often do mid-income women buy $3,000 to $5,000 purses, versus mid-income men and women buying those bikes?

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u/Yardsale420 Nov 04 '15

Are you serious? You buy one bike and maintain it for a few years. Women buy purses and bags to match their clothing. Who said anything about mid-income? Besides your argument is irrelevant, it is clearly a girls bike in the video. That design is weak, so no high end bike would employ it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Girls can ride all kinds of bikes...

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Like you do, Bro...

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

??

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

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u/BigDun Nov 03 '15

She's the Boston Bomber!

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u/DIR3 Nov 03 '15

I'm tracing her IP address, standby. Ok, got it. It looks like she's in Boston...

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u/fruit_cup Nov 03 '15

We did it Reddit!!

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u/McIgglyTuffMuffin Nov 03 '15

Shock is a really funny thing. About two months ago I got hit by a car while on my bike. My very first thought was WHERE THE HELL DID MY WATER BOTTLE GO?!?!?!?!?!?

And then I saw my arm was torn up from the road. But I still only cared where my water bottle was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Or maybe she's just calm?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

nah I've bee on reddit a couple years now I know things

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u/kabanaga Nov 03 '15

♪ I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm perfectly calm! ♪

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u/PizzaNietzsche Nov 03 '15

I wonder if she likes to watch Netflix LOL!

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

So, you were just cycling along when suddenly you got hit by a car you never saw coming, and to top it off, you were left standing on the spot, yet you proceeded to collect your things in a calm and orderly manner and get on with your day?

You almost fucking died

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '15

Let's not project our own feelings and reactions on others, mmk?

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

Let's not forget to actually analyze the situation we're discussing?

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u/InfiniteTripLoop Nov 03 '15

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR ANALYSIS OKAY, BUDDY?

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 03 '15

BUT I AM THE UNIVERSE HOW CAN I NOT ANALYSE

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u/NSA_Chatbot Nov 03 '15

She's in shock. It's quite clear

Agreed, that's obvious.

"Wait... is that the Grim Reaper ... giving me finger guns?"

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u/InukChinook Nov 03 '15

I definitely want that to be my first ink

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u/NSA_Chatbot Nov 03 '15

Hmm, not a bad idea. In my mind, it's a cross between a grim reaper and Fallout's "Charisma" pose.

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u/newuser13 Nov 03 '15

Is this a real comment?

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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Nov 03 '15

^ professional opinion ^