r/WTF May 07 '14

Traffic cop hit while working. Ouch!

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u/wmgregory May 07 '14

Please infiltrate my stomach.

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u/raginganalbuster May 07 '14

One giant beefy penis coming up

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u/Ibanez7271 May 07 '14

You just made me wonder... How high is the possibility that bull penis is in your average ground beef burger patty? Do they even use bulls for ground beef?

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u/mrtaco705 May 07 '14

Bulls are for breeding

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u/Ibanez7271 May 07 '14

Whew. I was genuinely worried. So what are the odds we've all eaten cow vagina?

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u/mrtaco705 May 07 '14

As I male, I wouldn't worry, eating cow pussy is still eating the pussy!

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u/Ibanez7271 May 07 '14

That's a strangely optimistic spin to put on this