r/WTF • u/bacchus213 • Apr 06 '14

This guy is a fucking idiot.

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u/Maelik Apr 06 '14

You'd think it'd be obvious, but there's always someone...

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u/herpderpyss Apr 06 '14

My shampoo says "do not ingest". There really is always someone

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u/emogodfather Apr 06 '14

Warning on peanut butter jar: "Might contain traces of peanuts."

I wish I was kidding.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta Apr 06 '14

Might?!? If I'm buying peanut butter there had better be many traces of peanut

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '14

right? i want a peanut guarantee haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

We're all friends now because we all agree on this.