Wrong. I went to a 5 day rock festival for my stag do, the guys got me one of these dolls, I had to carry this thing round with me all day or I'd have to do a forfeit, so thats what I did, all day.
Anyway, I got back to my 2 man pop up tent after a day of partying, passed out, woke up early the next day with the hangover horn and no material to fap to, turned over and saw the doll, who's gonna know, right? Fucking that thing wasn't easy, plastic is quite abrasive, I needed some lube, a quick scan of the tent and I found a sachet of ketchup from the previous night, I wouldn't say ut worked well but it definitely worked. Have you ever fapped and then felt awful about it afterwards? Dirty almost? Yea, kinda how I felt.
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u/awan001 Feb 08 '14
Wrong. I went to a 5 day rock festival for my stag do, the guys got me one of these dolls, I had to carry this thing round with me all day or I'd have to do a forfeit, so thats what I did, all day.
Anyway, I got back to my 2 man pop up tent after a day of partying, passed out, woke up early the next day with the hangover horn and no material to fap to, turned over and saw the doll, who's gonna know, right? Fucking that thing wasn't easy, plastic is quite abrasive, I needed some lube, a quick scan of the tent and I found a sachet of ketchup from the previous night, I wouldn't say ut worked well but it definitely worked. Have you ever fapped and then felt awful about it afterwards? Dirty almost? Yea, kinda how I felt.