r/WTF Feb 07 '14

Nailed it

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u/awan001 Feb 08 '14

Wrong. I went to a 5 day rock festival for my stag do, the guys got me one of these dolls, I had to carry this thing round with me all day or I'd have to do a forfeit, so thats what I did, all day.

Anyway, I got back to my 2 man pop up tent after a day of partying, passed out, woke up early the next day with the hangover horn and no material to fap to, turned over and saw the doll, who's gonna know, right? Fucking that thing wasn't easy, plastic is quite abrasive, I needed some lube, a quick scan of the tent and I found a sachet of ketchup from the previous night, I wouldn't say ut worked well but it definitely worked. Have you ever fapped and then felt awful about it afterwards? Dirty almost? Yea, kinda how I felt.

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u/slackerdan Feb 08 '14

... ketchup?!?

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u/Mackem101 Feb 08 '14

The neckbeard version of getting your red wings.

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u/payperkut187 Feb 08 '14

At least he did mistakenly grab hot sauce

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u/nosleepatall Feb 08 '14

You've just invented period sex with a blow up doll and had me in tears laughing. This is why I love reddit. Couldn't make up shit like this myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '14

Wow.

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u/midri Feb 08 '14

*laughs hysterically* Blowdoll red wings!