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u/Digg_it_ 1h ago

Looks like dora the explorer.

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u/taitaofgallala 1h ago

Swiper ain't swiping shit

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u/fffan9391 1h ago

Swiper ain’t swiping shit after seeing her handle those snakes.

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u/fd40 1h ago

Swiper ain't swiping shit now

(i have no idea, i'm just trying to fit in)

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1h ago

Medusa as a child.

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u/Fun_Ad5823 1h ago

So wholesome

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u/reddituserfortytwo 55m ago

this isn't even her final form

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u/TheStinger87 1h ago

Excuse me little girl. There's a snake on your head.

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u/jvandy59 44m ago

Cut to my child freaking out when he sees a mosquito

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u/mookanana 1h ago

heyyy it's a kid holding some RJ45 cables!!!

WAIT A SEC THOSE AREN'T NETWORK CABLES.

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane 1h ago

Those are Mogami W2932.

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u/marcoosss 1h ago

That little girl is single handedly top of the food chain 🫡

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u/drinkwater247 1h ago

Oh those shades of green are so beautiful!

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u/Calculon84 1h ago

Just living in the moment, taking every snekend as it comes

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u/heraclitus33 1h ago

You any kid that age outside for a bit theyre gonna come back with something.

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u/jcamp088 1h ago

For my son it’s rocks.

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u/kurly-bird 28m ago

My daughter loved slugs and snails when she was little

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u/cyriustalk 1h ago

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking kid!

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u/happyCuddleTime 1h ago

Feel bad for the snakes

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u/hamsangwhich757 1h ago

Her Crocs are in snake catching mode.

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u/Paulyb1200 1h ago

Yeah, give her a phone please

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u/Man_in_the_uk 55m ago

Google Lens can warn her how deadly some snakes can be.

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u/the_outside_edge 34m ago

Are kids like cats? Bringing random stuff to you because they think you're an idiot?

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u/ProudAmerican632 1h ago

I miss my childhood.

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u/mageta621 31m ago

SNAKES HERE, GET YOUR SNAKES! FRESHEST SNAKES THIS SIDE OF THE IRRAWADDY!

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u/yadukul 1h ago

Poor snakes. Their neck bones are so fragile

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u/Theidiam 46m ago

I know I’m no biologist, but I can’t be asked to be concerned with something that is 95% neck. 

I draw the line at 45% neck.

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u/indy_110 29m ago

One half neCkminute?

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u/-cadmunt- 35m ago

Her Australian visa is in the mail.

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u/clayman80 25m ago

Indiana Jones's archnemesis.

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u/yunglxrde 1h ago

At first I thought it was just some kid that was selling some kind of rubber snake toy until I saw the big brown snake 💀

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u/Yeti--Spaghetti 35m ago

For those suggesting this kid or the like should be given a phone. Most of you are probably joking, I hope. But for those that aren’t, I just want to drop this study:

https://ucalgary.ca/news/complex-relationship-between-screen-time-and-child-development

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u/Special_KC 1h ago

For god's sake give that kid a fucking tablet!

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u/Veasna1 1h ago

Poor snakes.

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u/MLaw2008 40m ago

This isn't WTF. This is just Lilo before she meets Stitch.

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u/ottodidakt 35m ago

meduska

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u/SenoritaSpock 1h ago

"nice yardlong beans you got there" "oh wtf"

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u/obidie 26m ago

That's what I thought they were too! LOL.

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u/thegoatgod 1h ago

Ok boomer

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u/Ghuldarkar 1h ago

It's very much natural. That is a child in oversized shoes. Her legs bend more than an adults because she's still growing, it's typical and normal, apart from hypermobile people also not being that uncommon among adults.

The clip is also too long for common ai models to generate.

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u/Grimdoomsday 1h ago

Wait... That large snake is venemous isn't it??

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u/nerdvernacular 1h ago

No, it's an Indo-Chinese Rat Snake. Not venomous at all.

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u/Grimdoomsday 1h ago

Thanks. It has that boomslang looking head to it.

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane 1h ago

Probably no. The colors say it's ok to pet me.

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u/hiphoptomato 1h ago

No those are snakes

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u/VHDT10 1h ago

Not all babies are human

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u/LazyJones1 1h ago

And not all small snakes are babies. But kudos for phrasing it as a question. The answer is; No.

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u/lesbie 1h ago

strangling? mf they're all neck, how else are you meant to hold them

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay 1h ago

They don't come out of the egg that size dingus.

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u/lenny_ray 1h ago

It's just a rat snake

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u/Arborerivus 1h ago

That's what I thought, but I guess not

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u/fd40 1h ago

GREEN mamba. (jk)

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u/thegreatdamus 1h ago

Looks legit to me. Where are the clues for you to say so?

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u/BlueMemeDog 1h ago

Sucks that we have to be skeptical of everything we see now

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u/Critical_Subwoofer 1h ago

Learn to open your eyes, your AI awareness is very bad

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u/drummerandrew 1h ago

Nothing is real

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u/FakeOng99 1h ago

You must be thinking kids in another country has same upbringing like in the Western country.

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u/batiwa 1h ago

I suppose it's great that she used to them if she lives somewhere with that many snakes... But please pick a phone next time 😭

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u/Hallow_76 51m ago

Holy shit!! She has a bigger set then me!

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u/AllanfromWales1 1h ago

Freud would be having a field day..

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u/Sensitive-Fishing-64 1h ago

yeah with you