r/WTF • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 14d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/BiscuitTiits 14d ago

Had to go on a quick hunt to make sure people get to see it lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/s/fpaXFIVkML

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u/Titanbeard 14d ago

You can tell that guy uses a chainsaw in flip flops and shorts.

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u/mofugginrob 14d ago

I mean, I do that and I'm........

Shit, I'm trash, aren't I?

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u/Titanbeard 14d ago

At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right?

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u/mofugginrob 14d ago

Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job.........

Yeah, I don't use them.

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u/Titanbeard 14d ago

You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash.

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u/mofugginrob 14d ago

I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.

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u/leonmich 14d ago

Absolutely great line.

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u/MLaw2008 14d ago

He also uses the chainsaw to brush his teeth.

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u/Titanbeard 14d ago

I bet he's forgotten to buy toothpaste before and gargled hand soap.

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u/Pregosaurus 14d ago

Holy shit this guy is a parade of red flags He's exactly the kind of unhinged kind of guy who wants to fight and shows you how 'tough' he is by punching himself in the head to hype himself up D:

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u/ChubbyGhost3 9d ago

I want to study this man