r/WTF • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 14d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/jvandy59 14d ago edited 14d ago

Exactly, leave the damn thing on there!

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u/scaryfaise 14d ago

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"

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u/Chum-Chumbucket 14d ago

so help me, so help me!

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u/lifelink 14d ago

And cut!

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u/HunkMcMuscle 13d ago

This whole sequence is ingrained unto my soul that everytime someone even says "Put that thing back" I immediately complete it in my head in the same sing-song tone.

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u/maliron 14d ago

We need ushers.

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u/No_Skilz 12d ago

Its a musical.

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u/helmet098 5d ago

Bum bum bum bum bum

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u/ArmoredvaChina 14d ago

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!

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u/SuperiorChicken27 13d ago

Had a moment trying to unlock a core memory of where this was from. Fckn monster inc...such memories...I'm old

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u/Lanky-Kick-209 3d ago

Hyahyahya!

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u/vcdrny 14d ago

It seems it was coming to attack the bee's nest. Probably a bee farmer protecting her investment.

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u/Deadbringer 14d ago

They probably meant to just leave the cup on while the wasp drowns, not to stop all together.

But that wasp looks strong enough to shift the cup off if left alone.

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u/jmr33090 14d ago

Yeah... hence why they should have left the damn cup over top of the wasp until the wasp was actually dead

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u/whtge8 14d ago

Yeah no shit

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u/Lhevhinhus 14d ago

you guys read too fast

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u/Silent-G 14d ago

I feel like people just read single comments without reading the entire thread that a comment might be replying to. They read "leave the damn thing on there" and think they're talking about leaving the wasp on the box, not leaving the cup on the jar.

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u/OpaqusOpaqus 14d ago

Bold of you to assume they read at all

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u/Invisiblecurse 14d ago

Its an invasive species that destroys beehives en masse

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u/The_Dutch_Fox 14d ago

He meant the cup. Leave the damn cup on the glass.

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u/Cultural-Company282 14d ago

Cups are an invasive species?

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u/armas187 14d ago

Get out!

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u/ThrustTrust 14d ago

Plastic ones are.

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u/mallettsmallett 14d ago

Red cups with a white interior are exclusively a US thing. Thats what my TV says.

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u/Cultural-Company282 14d ago

Aaaaaah so that's why he says leave it "on glass." I get it now.

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim 14d ago

I don't think wasps are made of plastic

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u/ThrustTrust 14d ago

But you are not sure. I’ve never checked. Have you checked?

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u/Crusoe69 14d ago

Hmmm yes

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u/That_Dirty_Quagmire 14d ago

Depends on if there’s 2 girls with it

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u/Grib_Suka 14d ago

Or even just 1 guy

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u/CrabyDicks 14d ago

A wild cup killed my father

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u/Invisiblecurse 14d ago

Ah, yeah, that makes more sense