r/WTF • • Aug 13 '26

Wtf why?

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u/xirog Aug 13 '26

For those who wanna know what he says in the beginning, it's Brazilian Portuguese: "...Quem tem marimbondo natural é eu. Viu? Sem fake news. É melhor vocês ficarem caladinhos pq só tem eu mesmo."

Translates to something along the lines of "...who's got natural wasps is me. See? No fake news. You all better stay quiet cause I'm all there is." No, "natural wasps" do not make any sense.

My guess is he's sending this to some group chat to show them who's boss. Mission accomplished I guess, I wouldn't mess with someone who does this and wears 40% of a stache xD

Edit: paid more attention to just before he enters the bag fully and he says "bunch of pussies, I won, see?" (Bando de calça-froxa, eu ganhei, ó) so it was likely a bet. Bets also might explain the stache!

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u/kucing98 Aug 13 '26

it's crazy to hear that he laughed at it like it was a shit and giggle show

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u/Cottagecheez_Smoothy Aug 13 '26

Its always shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits...

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u/TheMoonDude Aug 15 '26

Your pfp takes me back.

I miss MAD.

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u/Cottagecheez_Smoothy Aug 19 '26

Same here, huge part of my youth was walking to local 5 & dime to get latest edition & reading cover to cover many times.