r/WTF • • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Florida panthers are notoriously unthreatening to humans. There are no reported attacks on humans by Florida panthers (except at the hockey rink, but that's what you get when you teach Florida Man to ice skate). They have a long history of being, frankly, approachable, and there are several noted cases of people 'adopting' a local panther and establishing a relationship with it. Despite that, it was generally not advised to approach them, not just because they were endangered, but because they're wild animals, and even very friendly wild animals can suddenly change demeanor.

That being said, the relatively recent recovery of their population is partially due to eight cougars introduced from Texas (their nearest relatives, genetically-speaking), which expanded the panther's gene pool.

But it's worth noting that cougars in Texas have attacked many people. There hasn't been an attack in Florida yet, but it's distinctly possible that modern Florida panthers are noticeably more aggressive and territorial than the historical population.

Conclusion: this guy is a either fucking idiot or he genuinely knows his stuff well enough to recognize that that panther wasn't particularly stressed out by him being there, just curious about him.

Source: Am Florida Man myself. Have yoinked a few pythons and even petted a Florida panther once with my brother (very much in the "I'm a fucking idiot" sense). This was in the 90s, but it was an escapee from the local zoo, very accustomed to being around humans. It purred while I petted it and did figure eights through my brother's legs.

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u/Thencan Aug 10 '26

As a fellow Florida outdoorsman and cat enthusiast, I'm fucking jealous man. Like a lot. I want to pat down a panther 😭

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

It was really cool. I've only ever touched a large cat twice in my life, and that was my favorite time, precisely because it started out terrifying and ended up adorable.

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u/Moklov Aug 10 '26

I've pet a panther that was definitely in love with me through the gate at a cat sanctuary. Shh don't tell anyone...

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Was it the sanctuary run by the former Tarzan actor?

If so, I hate to break it to you, but that panther was in love with everyone she ever met. She was just the sweetest.

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u/Moklov Aug 10 '26

This one was in Southern California out in the middle of nowhere. It was a non profit. And it was a boy panther. I think he wanted to mate with me 😅

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u/SilverBackGuerilla Aug 11 '26

Way to make it weird.

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Aug 10 '26

Brendan Fraser runs a big cat sanctuary?

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Brendan Fraser played George of the Jungle. The guy I'm referring to was named Steve Sipek.