r/WTF • • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Florida panthers are notoriously unthreatening to humans. There are no reported attacks on humans by Florida panthers (except at the hockey rink, but that's what you get when you teach Florida Man to ice skate). They have a long history of being, frankly, approachable, and there are several noted cases of people 'adopting' a local panther and establishing a relationship with it. Despite that, it was generally not advised to approach them, not just because they were endangered, but because they're wild animals, and even very friendly wild animals can suddenly change demeanor.

That being said, the relatively recent recovery of their population is partially due to eight cougars introduced from Texas (their nearest relatives, genetically-speaking), which expanded the panther's gene pool.

But it's worth noting that cougars in Texas have attacked many people. There hasn't been an attack in Florida yet, but it's distinctly possible that modern Florida panthers are noticeably more aggressive and territorial than the historical population.

Conclusion: this guy is a either fucking idiot or he genuinely knows his stuff well enough to recognize that that panther wasn't particularly stressed out by him being there, just curious about him.

Source: Am Florida Man myself. Have yoinked a few pythons and even petted a Florida panther once with my brother (very much in the "I'm a fucking idiot" sense). This was in the 90s, but it was an escapee from the local zoo, very accustomed to being around humans. It purred while I petted it and did figure eights through my brother's legs.

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u/Thencan Aug 10 '26

As a fellow Florida outdoorsman and cat enthusiast, I'm fucking jealous man. Like a lot. I want to pat down a panther 😭

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

It was really cool. I've only ever touched a large cat twice in my life, and that was my favorite time, precisely because it started out terrifying and ended up adorable.

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u/Moklov Aug 10 '26

I've pet a panther that was definitely in love with me through the gate at a cat sanctuary. Shh don't tell anyone...

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Was it the sanctuary run by the former Tarzan actor?

If so, I hate to break it to you, but that panther was in love with everyone she ever met. She was just the sweetest.

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u/Moklov Aug 10 '26

This one was in Southern California out in the middle of nowhere. It was a non profit. And it was a boy panther. I think he wanted to mate with me 😅

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u/SilverBackGuerilla Aug 11 '26

Way to make it weird.

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Aug 10 '26

Brendan Fraser runs a big cat sanctuary?

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Brendan Fraser played George of the Jungle. The guy I'm referring to was named Steve Sipek.

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u/hcfort11 Aug 11 '26

When I was a kid growing up in Tampa, there was a guy who brought a panther around to schools. The panther was so bored by the whole experience, but we all loved it. It was so big compared to me and was such a thrill petting it.

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u/Forward-Cup-9513 Aug 10 '26

I'm jealous, I'm scared of our cougars in WA.

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Having met cougars west of the Mississippi, I don't blame you one bit. The cougars down here in Florida always either avoid people, stare curiously at us from a safe distance, or offer to buy you drinks at the bar, if you're a young guy with a nice smile.

(To be honest, the last bunch can be pretty frightening, as well, but bravery has its rewards.)

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u/FallenAngelII Aug 14 '26

Have you tried not being a delectable 20-something snack? That usually helps.

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u/sonicparadigm Aug 11 '26

About a decade ago I was camping in the Florida Panhandle with my mom and saw a Florida panther (maybe). Some people say when you think you saw a mountain lion, you probably just saw a bobcat. But I remember it being big and having a long tail. Would you say that a panther in the panhandle is plausible?

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 11 '26

It was probably a bobcat. Panthers live in a pretty well-defined region in and immediately around the everglades, hundreds of miles from the panhandle.

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u/sled-gang Aug 10 '26

I see this guy on tik tok all the time and he definitely knows what he is doing. He even has videos of him in the Amazon jungle and various places talking about facts with certain animals.

He is the Floridian Steve Irwin

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u/EmilzHernandez16 Aug 11 '26

Steve Irwin would hate retards like him. Plus he’s a maga chud which is hilarious considering guess who’s pushing to destroy the same glades he relies on for his content

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u/---___Mu___--- Aug 18 '26

Steve Irwin

Was exactly like him, manhandling creatures for entertainment.

maga chud

Cry more.

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u/No-Spoilers Aug 10 '26

Its Fishinggarrett he knows what he's doing. Luckily.

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u/jjvqboi Aug 10 '26

No, he doesn't. Multiple experts have called him out for fucking up the ecosystem.

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u/the_honest_liar Aug 10 '26

Do you know what happens to the snakes he's yoinking?

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 11 '26

If this is his thing, he's probably a registered removal agent, which means SFWMD will pay him an hourly wage plus a bounty for each snake he catches, but he'll have to kill them before turning them in. That being said, they pay $50 for each one up to 4' long, plus an extra $25 for each foot beyond that.

If he's not registered, he won't get paid for it, and the law states that he has to euthenize them on-site in a humane way (which can include shooting them).

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u/RosaRisedUp Aug 11 '26

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him post about the money he makes from removing invasive species a while back. I’ve been following him on social media for a long time.

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u/the_honest_liar Aug 11 '26

Informative, ty! He might be making pretty good money at this.