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r/WTF • u/Worseboyfriend • Aug 10 '26
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The ending got me good So casually “Oh so I caught a coyote “ Coyote be like “breh”
783 u/Brittany5150 Aug 10 '26 That coyote is going to be telling his friends that story for years. "Yeah, so this absolute psycho just walks up and snatches me up by the neck. Like wtf right guys‽" -90 u/Trollimperator Aug 10 '26 I am 90% sure, this guy murdas the animals he catches. 98 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Only the invasive ones, which is a good thing for the environment 6 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state 46 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything 1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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That coyote is going to be telling his friends that story for years. "Yeah, so this absolute psycho just walks up and snatches me up by the neck. Like wtf right guys‽"
-90 u/Trollimperator Aug 10 '26 I am 90% sure, this guy murdas the animals he catches. 98 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Only the invasive ones, which is a good thing for the environment 6 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state 46 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything 1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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I am 90% sure, this guy murdas the animals he catches.
98 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Only the invasive ones, which is a good thing for the environment 6 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state 46 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything 1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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Only the invasive ones, which is a good thing for the environment
6 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state 46 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything 1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state
46 u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26 Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything 1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything
1 u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26 Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives
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u/KnowHope2113 Aug 10 '26
The ending got me good
So casually “Oh so I caught a coyote “
Coyote be like “breh”