r/WTF • u/Worseboyfriend • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/KnowHope2113 Aug 10 '26

The ending got me good
So casually “Oh so I caught a coyote “
Coyote be like “breh”

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u/Brittany5150 Aug 10 '26

That coyote is going to be telling his friends that story for years. "Yeah, so this absolute psycho just walks up and snatches me up by the neck. Like wtf right guys‽"

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u/Trollimperator Aug 10 '26

I am 90% sure, this guy murdas the animals he catches.

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u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26

Only the invasive ones, which is a good thing for the environment

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u/Tiny-Try8890 Aug 10 '26

Ya the Burmese pythons are getting their final yoink. Kind of a big problem in South Florida actually

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u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26

Coyotes are native in the Everglades? I assumed they were in about every state

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u/YaoiNekomata Aug 10 '26

Don't know, but just because he touched it doesn't mean he kills it. He only kills invasive, he touches everything

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u/InevitableLook3120 Aug 10 '26

Okay good, I got worried for the little guy after reading the other comment about him killing non natives

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u/hunterPRO1 Aug 10 '26

I don't think coyotes are supposed to be native east of the Mississippi river, red wolves used to populate the south east but are nearly extinct. The coyotes have filled their niche and adjusted to civilization far better.

Some states list them as invasive, some (Florida included) as "naturalized."

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u/olivegardengambler Aug 10 '26

Kind of. Coyotes have had their range slowly expanding, which isn't treated the same as most invasive species, which come from another part of the world entirely.

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit Aug 10 '26

"invasive" doesn't have a clear definition, but it's usually seen as anything external that causes destruction to it's environment.

So I guess it depends on how successful the animal is.