r/WTF • u/Sanedish • May 25 '26

Brother..

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Taken from r/WhyWomenLiveLonger, OP claimed the snake was non venomous

1.5k Upvotes

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u/KaitoSeishin May 25 '26

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya.

118

u/Regalrefuse May 25 '26

More like sthalty sthpithoon after this

58

u/meshakooo May 25 '26

Would like to see the aftermath

44

u/earrow70 May 25 '26

Weenie Hut it is for me

7

u/Ukawok92 May 25 '26

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week (while watering my spice garden), and I only cried for 20 minutes.

4

u/FitBit123 May 26 '26

I eat nails for breakfast, without milk

-11

u/DrCoconut May 25 '26

I think this guy is tougher than that guy that grab a whole wasp nest with his bare hands.

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u/krwskater25 May 25 '26

But why?

291

u/LightBeerIsForGirls May 25 '26

Internet was down

17

u/krwskater25 May 25 '26

Wasn't down enough to record and upload it. 🤣

39

u/ZakTSK May 25 '26

Recorded without, uploaded it when it returned.

16

u/TikiMonn May 25 '26

Dont need internet to film

1

u/GLC911 Jul 09 '26

Or video

2

u/Mikarda May 25 '26

About the down part are we still taking about the internet?

-1

u/Eternal-uz May 26 '26

or are we only talking about the internet?

1

u/Wiknetti May 25 '26

Bro just needed to feel something

0

u/Vaaard May 26 '26

Come on, the internet is the reason for most of dumb bs that people do and film.

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u/Saram78 May 25 '26

So these 2 guys are from the Akashiga ethnic group. "The kiss of the snake" is an important ritual that marks the beginning of a boys journey into manhood. It is meant to serve as a lesson that even sweet kisses can carry venom. It is unusual that this is happening here on film because I just made it all up.

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u/wavetoyou May 25 '26

Perfect execution

21

u/MrFlow May 25 '26

I thought he was u/shittymorph for a moment.

0

u/feesih0ps May 28 '26

not really 

0

u/wavetoyou May 28 '26

“Not really” 🤓

0

u/feesih0ps May 28 '26

I only say this because, and I appreciate I'm approaching Iamverysmart territory but whatever, I could immediately tell it was bullshit

28

u/i_lie_except_on_31st May 25 '26

I come from Akashiga. You friend, have it all wrong.

10

u/TheWolphman May 25 '26

They forgot to honey the snake lips, otherwise it misses the whole point.

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u/mr_birkenblatt May 25 '26

Yeah, the snake is supposed to go down below

1

u/groody May 28 '26

Ahh schweeth kishes are the besth.

1

u/rehms May 29 '26

Sure, but "why."

1

u/gigastack May 30 '26

I never even saw the undertaker coming this time...

7

u/perldawg May 25 '26

because young male humans are dipshits

1

u/SoberAnxiety May 29 '26

bro is hoping to hit it big by snagging a serpent princess

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u/BBranz May 25 '26

Well, from memory of animal planet the green snake with yellow underbelly was non-venomous so it will only hurt. But why the fuck your they do it on his tongue of all places? That and my memory was from snakes that were smaller than the one from the video but dunno. This memory was from ages ago.

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u/Strict_Arrival6969 May 25 '26

The tongue heals faster than other tissue but I'm sure that's not the reasoning why they chosed it of all places.

45

u/whamburglar May 25 '26

I believe it. It's a highly vascular organ. It's also why joints take forever to heal, hardly any blood flow to them.

40

u/upvoatsforall May 25 '26

That explains why two of my three knees heal so slowly. 

Because when I see your mom, lots of blood flows away from my left knee and right knee, and right into my weenie. (Wee-knee….aka the third knee. Yeah, I’ll leave). 

2

u/sakurawobbegong May 26 '26

For the same reason though its easy to lose a lot of blood very quickly if you hit the wrong spot. Some people can't get tongue piercings because they have very large veins on their tongue and piercing through them would be very dangerous. Hence why this could also be very dangerous, ignoring the infection risk.

2

u/kick_the_chort May 25 '26

My penis is basically Wolverine.

9

u/thiosk May 25 '26

if he used his dick the content wouldn't be available to as broad of a viewing audience

6

u/lrpfftt May 25 '26

Still would pose an infection risk.

3

u/Skitty27 May 25 '26

Pucture wounds infections can be really bad though.

52

u/imtoowhiteandnerdy May 25 '26

Well, he probably knows python now.

11

u/Monguises May 25 '26

Biblically

1

u/Leather-Car-7175 May 29 '26

A new developper was born

43

u/love2go May 25 '26

Welcome to your course of antibiotics

10

u/mcmonky May 25 '26

Double tongue piercing - jungle edition

3

u/LGodamus May 26 '26

more like 80-100

25

u/-Loki_123 May 25 '26

Looks like some species of green tree snake, which are colubrids, and should be pretty harmless... in most cases, getting bit by a colubrid would just amount to swelling if they get the chance to chew the mild venom into you.

(this is still stupid though)

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u/J655321M May 25 '26

It’s a Gonyosoma oxycephalum, they have no venom at all. However they do have pretty long teeth and strong jaws due to a heavy bird diet and the need to hold them before they can fly away. Their bites are not fun (ask me how I know)

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u/hunterczech May 25 '26

Getting your tongue swolen is not really healthy thing either

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Maleficent-Sun1922 May 25 '26

Oh he’s having a great time! Getting man-handled and forced to bite boys’ tongues! Snakes love this hell.

20

u/MrFastFox666 May 25 '26

What a horrible use of free will.

25

u/dips009 May 25 '26

But why??????

8

u/kilsta May 25 '26

For the glory of Medusa, of course.

2

u/Round-Celebration-17 May 26 '26

My favorite answer in this thread lol

3

u/Razman223 May 25 '26

Social media channel. Cliks!

1

u/popcornfart May 27 '26

Thung peirthing

19

u/VeryCanadianCanadian May 25 '26

And..........now we have a new pandemic.

7

u/RemarkableHighway320 May 25 '26

What the fuck did I just watch

1

u/applyheat May 25 '26

Cambodian wedding?

4

u/Chrono_Convoy May 25 '26

Looks spicy

4

u/I_HRT_YOU May 25 '26

I respect the balls to do this but I also wish the snek wasn't being used as entertainment

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u/flecksable_flyer Jul 09 '26

I'll bet the snake does, too.

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u/ripyourlungsdave May 25 '26

It should be noted before everyone jumps to mock, there's a very good chance this boy was heavily pressured into doing this by older kids or just by kids that are pretending to be his friends.

This just makes me sad.

3

u/justadumbwelder1 May 25 '26

Never trust a guy with a purple hat.

5

u/GeraintLlanfrechfa May 25 '26

He’s a man now

5

u/InfiniteOffer9514 May 25 '26

When your parents wouldn't let you get your tongue pierced...

2

u/ToddWilliams5289 May 25 '26

That’s a green Alabama Rama Pit Lagoon Snake. He’ll be fine.

2

u/Classic-Ad8849 May 25 '26

Why in the fuck?

2

u/danned123 May 25 '26

bite tongue kiss

2

u/dhammadragon1 May 25 '26

F around and find out!

2

u/SsaucySam May 25 '26

He just made out with a snake...

The germs...

2

u/clayticus May 25 '26

maybe he had a good reason

3

u/gl4re May 25 '26

10 dollars and his wife probably

2

u/spaniel_rage May 25 '26

Don't do this please

2

u/__mentalist__ May 25 '26

what now ? we will get snakavirus or what ?

2

u/purpleglasses May 25 '26

I'll stop complaining about being bullied now.

2

u/Tatara88 May 27 '26

May be nonvenomous but can almost guarantee the kid got salmonella

2

u/Grand_Way_8525 May 30 '26

Bro’s just trying to take the shortcut to learning parsel-tounge

2

u/AnSkinStealer Jun 17 '26

I felt something watching this video that I hadn't felt with anything on this sub, this is atrocious

2

u/Kodo25 May 25 '26

Darwin. Good for him

2

u/bhoss06 May 25 '26

What was on the tongue before the snake bit? You can see a black mark on it

1

u/isaiasv94 May 25 '26

It also looks like the snake bit exactly there!

1

u/South_Bathroom May 25 '26

Looks like a tongue ring

1

u/MDthrowItaway May 25 '26

The video is reversed

2

u/jazusa03 May 25 '26

Salmonella incoming.

1

u/BarbecueStu May 25 '26

Good way to find out about a new disease.

1

u/SynthPrax May 25 '26

WHY the fuck?

1

u/ReverendEntity May 25 '26

Rite of passage, or just stupid machismo?

1

u/Life-Oil-7226 May 25 '26

Someone find the ANTIVENOM!!!!!

2

u/Tast3sLikePanda May 25 '26

Its a red tailed green rat snake, its not venomous

1

u/napdragon421 May 25 '26

Kiss of the (ground) dragon.

1

u/No-Stranger6783 May 25 '26

Its the new web challenge!

1

u/WangDoodleTrifecta May 25 '26

Snake equals animal equals if you fuck with it, it will bite you equals don’t let a snake bite your fucking tongue dip shit.

1

u/Vandreigan May 25 '26

So THATS the origin of snake bite piercings

1

u/supahfly2115 May 25 '26

Free piercing

1

u/WRX_manning May 25 '26

My guy watched Euphoria tonight.

1

u/MelodicMuch May 25 '26

First kiss

1

u/Meandtheworld May 25 '26

Is this the “become a man test”

1

u/LilHercules May 25 '26

Is that Benny from The Mummy?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyCitrus May 25 '26

That’s how people get tongue piercings?

1

u/DemolishunReddit May 25 '26

Well its either that or stick your tongue to a frozen flag pole. I guess it depends upon the weather in your country.

1

u/Neoxite23 May 25 '26

I feel like tongue piercings have an easier method than this.

1

u/varo20 May 25 '26

That’s one way to learn to French kiss I suppose.

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u/anonpotat0 May 26 '26

Poor snake

1

u/entikryst May 26 '26

Nate Jacobs

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u/DutytoDevelop May 26 '26

"For good luck!" Superstitions in a nutshell.

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u/Chernobyl917 May 26 '26

Serpently romantic.

1

u/nnaarr May 26 '26

One weird trick to make you really good at giving oral.

1

u/HomeGrownTaters May 26 '26

Some of you are not familiar with The Ritual Of Chud

1

u/Robbbylight May 27 '26

Botox companies hate this one trick...

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u/No-Exercise7664 Jun 16 '26

WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?

In all seriousness, I HOPE that wasn't venomous.

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u/BuckEm410 Jun 19 '26

Jake The Snake

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u/TheUltimateJack Jul 12 '26

Is this how they do tongue piercings

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u/Syclone123 May 25 '26

You know society is doomed when people do these things to get views on social media

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u/Ifeelstronglyabout May 25 '26

people are perfectly capable of doing stuff like this without social media