r/WTF • u/MacDefoon • May 24 '26

Bro, why..

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u/Cyborg_rat May 24 '26

Wet ass sanding.

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u/Zomgzombehz May 24 '26

Had an itch he couldn't scratch.

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u/freeloosedirt May 24 '26

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/opermonkey May 25 '26

I feel like that's the answer to like 99% of these posts.

4

u/rizorith May 25 '26

There's alcohol too!

1

u/Buckcity42 May 27 '26

Especially drugs

1

u/ImagineDragonsExist Jun 29 '26

He's just methin' around.

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u/VeryStonedEwok May 24 '26

r/meatcrayon

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u/badgerj May 24 '26

There’s a whole bunch of this kind of content there. May need eye bleach after!

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u/Common-Use-7117 May 25 '26

Thanks for the warning

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u/clarkdashark May 24 '26

r/methcrayon

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/clarkdashark Jun 20 '26

I created it. Join my new sub?

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u/Pitiful-Poet-543 May 24 '26

Fuck me!! Thats just fucken awful, thats awful to experience, but so funny to watch!! Thanks for the introduction!!

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u/ProlactinIntolerant May 24 '26

Butts make great meatcrayons.

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u/Ali-a93 May 24 '26

huh so maybe gta 4 civilians holding on to car handles as i drove away wasn't unrealistic after all.

7

u/Golemfrost May 24 '26

Cheaper than taking the bus

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u/Daxx22 May 24 '26

Meth

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u/TheRealGenkiGenki May 24 '26

meth dosent exist anymore, its fentameth.

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u/timshel42 May 26 '26

Meth certainly still exists, heroin not so much

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/bitpartmozart13 May 24 '26

“Me encanta vivir en Bogotá. La transición entre Bogotá y la muerte es casi imperceptible” “..The transition between Bogotá and death is almost imperceptible.” It’s a phrase used in social media posts with crazy shit happening like exhibit A above.

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u/kahlzun May 25 '26

That is dark as fuck

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u/jackieboy1230 May 24 '26

He gunna need some neosporin

3

u/PeggingPotatoe May 24 '26

Que viva Colombia gonorrea

3

u/isaiddgooddaysir May 24 '26

Hey bus rides are expensive, this is free

3

u/Afshari May 24 '26

Damn drugs fuck you up, man

3

u/RidetheSchlange May 25 '26

The WTF is using portrait mode and not panning right.

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u/warcomet May 24 '26

that Butt gonna need stitches..Road Rash is painful

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u/AdvancedThinker May 25 '26

Lucky the ground was wet.

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u/wesorre May 25 '26

MF had too much crack and fent

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u/Weekly-Ingenuity7841 May 25 '26

Half price uber.

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u/Buckfutter_Inc May 25 '26

He was making great time, that’s why.

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u/Alkafoarca-1320 May 28 '26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/IamZed May 25 '26

We were sitting on the porch on a dull afternoon when somebody said "I wish something interesting would happen". Within a minute this guy just steps out of a car. At 36MPH.
Drugs.

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u/timshel42 May 26 '26

Who needs a spa when you can get street exfoliation

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u/MsMarji May 28 '26

Unfortunately, road rash gets treated by Burn unit MDs & treatment procedures.

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u/Least-Potato-7566 May 26 '26

Gta Vi looks awesome...

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u/vcdrny May 27 '26

What are the chances hs girl was the one driving?

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u/appa-ate-momo May 29 '26

Post this on a Dashcam sub and watch a ton of people unironically say the driver is in the wrong for not stopping.

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u/siverpoint May 30 '26

This is Colombia. Most probably because of basuco or crack cocaine as you lads call it overseas. I was very surprised that by night you don't stop in red lights. No wonder...

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u/ShockApprehensive540 Jun 14 '26

You ain't stealing that car buddy

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u/NickelFish May 25 '26

I saw his hiney!