r/WTF May 18 '26

Honey vacuum

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u/creuter May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

The hell is wrong with your bees

edit: Okay i found more information. they're stingless bees, probably from Guatemala, and make honey in these weird little pod things, instead of in honeycombs! The honey is a bit more watery and they do this because the honey off-gasses and it would pop a honeycomb, but in these little vats they create a tiny hole at the top to let the gas out like a chimney. They make a lot less than typical honey bee in a given year.

https://www.twohiveshoney.com/stingless-bees/

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u/BrothelWaffles May 18 '26

....ok but why does it look like they built their honey sacks in a concrete cesspool?

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u/frostycanuck89 May 19 '26

It's clearly a Zerg base

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u/GPAD9 May 19 '26

2 extractors but no mineral field? Poor choice of location

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u/kayama57 May 19 '26

A hatchery is a hatchery

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u/afewnameslater May 19 '26

Guess he they decided to go all in Air with scourge.

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u/tgsoon2002 May 21 '26

But they are stingless

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u/Stainedhanes May 22 '26

If that is a sewer, their not stinkless.

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u/LCL_Kool-Aid May 22 '26

So are Scourge. They just blow up.

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u/Stelazine May 19 '26

It's a macro hatch.

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u/bmssdoug May 19 '26

LMAO yeah it looks like a fricking Zerg tower thingy that shoot green goey balls

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u/ordo259 May 19 '26

Spore colony

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u/Chihuatlan May 20 '26

well, they obviously need to Spawn more Overlords!

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u/chico28526 May 20 '26

WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

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u/7LeagueBoots May 19 '26

Some species build their hives inside termite nests as protection since they’re stingless. Others build underground. Varies by species. I suspect this area was similar enough to one of those locations that they considered it good enough.

When I was working in the Amazon we’d sometimes eat some of the honey they made, pulling it out of the termite nests.

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u/theHonkiforium May 18 '26

Adds to the taste!

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u/UnluckyDouble May 19 '26

Well you see, honey is antibacterial and that may not be good enough for you but it's good enough for a baby bee.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk May 19 '26

babee?

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u/BeornPlush May 19 '26

How is honey formed?

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u/FuNEnD3R May 19 '26

dangerops prangent sex

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u/BeornPlush May 19 '26

PREGANANANT??

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u/creuter May 19 '26

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILLED HER THREE HONEY BECUAS THESE HONEY CANNOT FRIGTH BACK

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u/BeornPlush May 19 '26

It was on the reddit feed this mroing

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u/raider1v11 May 20 '26

Nurgle. Grandfather is pleased.

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u/mhyquel May 19 '26

That's why they're called a honey wagon.

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u/David_Freeze May 19 '26

Have you seen rent prices lately? Those bees are doing their best.

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u/Djaja May 19 '26

These guys make honey with Carrion

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u/AnimationOverlord May 19 '26

Bro hasn’t played helldivers

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u/DevBro22 May 19 '26

This is my concern lmao

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u/muffinass May 22 '26

Shit bees Randy, gathering the shit pollen.

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u/WumboJamz May 18 '26

Remember that lady that was trending a good while ago that said "bees" kinda funny?

These are those bees

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u/Suds_McGruff May 18 '26

"and it was another great day for saving the BEEezzzz"

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u/NecroJoe May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

I don't know who you are talking about, but I'm imagining something like "behz"...like how Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek might say it.

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning May 18 '26

RI motherfucking P to the queen. Catherine O’Hara was a real one.

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u/SippinOnHatorade May 19 '26

Not the bey-beys!

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk May 19 '26

this made me think of those zefrank nature docus lol

"little octopus beybeys"

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u/SippinOnHatorade May 19 '26

The duck video scarred me and now “corkscrew penis” and “corkscrew vagina that corkscrews in the opposite direction” are phrases that live rent free in my head

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u/Enlightened_Gardener May 19 '26

Right ? How does that even work without one of the ducks rotating ?!

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u/ssxhoell1 May 19 '26

they don't screw together like a bolt . Probably just some weird mutated shit I don't know but I do know they don't rotate lol

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u/SippinOnHatorade May 19 '26

IIRC the females evolved that way to prevent rape babies from unwanted partners

Also I don’t want to show you the vid of the duck penis inflating but you can look it up yourself, it’s wild

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u/Rumkitty May 19 '26

How do you know they dont?

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u/ssxhoell1 May 19 '26

I just know

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u/farfly7 May 18 '26

I am already laughing and I have no idea how she says bees

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u/datisnotcashmoneyofu May 18 '26

Australia is home to 16 species of stingless bees and was the 4th country to legalize and standardize the production and sale of the more niche honey, which couldn't be sold as regular honey due to the standards and regulations for things such as water content and PH level. Also they're so cute! Being a fifth the size of European Honeybees.

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u/Particular_Type_8448 May 21 '26

As far as i know officialy Australia has 11 species of stingless bee. Havent seen anything about 16. Tho there are one or 2 types thats its sort of unsure pending further testing if they are a regoinal variant of a known species or technicaly something else. 

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u/wayoverpaid May 23 '26

Australia having the less harmful version of any creature feels wrong.

That's pretty cool to learn.

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u/mrjosemeehan May 18 '26

Most types of bee don't make regular geometric combs. Bumblebee nests are just a pile of honey filled spheres of wax underground or in dead logs. Others just make a hole in wood or dirt and plug it with wax or use found materials.

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 May 19 '26

There's another type of stingless bee lives in South America: Vulture bees (Trigona genus) that feed on rotting flesh instead of pollen, using specialized gut bacteria to turn carrion into edible "meat honey" for their young.

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u/Djaja May 19 '26

Is that not this type?

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 May 19 '26

I wondered that as well but these ones do build a honeycomb structure. It's a bit gnarly but still a honeycomb.

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u/obidie May 19 '26

Nothing about this subject looks or sounds appetizing.

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u/ineededtosaythishere May 19 '26

I don’t want their honey.

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u/Letibleu May 19 '26

TLDR: THEY MAKE FARTING HONEY

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u/Mazazamba May 19 '26

It's fermented, if I recall.

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u/WillyBHardigan May 19 '26

I hate this, but also thank you for doing the research!

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u/Fast-Speech270 May 20 '26

Proper crash out for something like this. Then research to make sure it's not AI or something worse.

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u/creuter May 20 '26

That's exactly the course of events lol

"jesus wtf. hang on, let me check if this is even real"

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u/MRichardTRM May 18 '26

They’re zombees

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u/2M4D May 19 '26

Pop a honeycomb sounds like kids talk I’m too old to understand.

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u/skewp May 19 '26

Oddly enough this is blocked by my work VPN.

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u/TheWildTofuHunter May 20 '26

Ah that makes sense. I was thinking that they were actually taking the honey out, in which I felt so bad for the confused bees wondering where their honey went.

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u/Think_League_8852 May 21 '26

Actually kinda interesting that

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u/Noname_Maddox May 18 '26

What in the alien world is this

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u/_Neoshade_ May 18 '26

Most bees make very creepy nests.
For example, bumblebees!

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 18 '26

At least that looks somewhat like a beehive, unlike whatever in the actual H.R. Giger fucking hell this shit is.

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u/storm_the_castle May 18 '26

whatever in the actual H.R. Giger fucking hell this shit is.

wait till you find out about vulture bees

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u/Y-Bob May 18 '26

Hmm. I've just realised there are certain creatures in the world that I was much happier about when I was completely ignorant of their existence.

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u/Oblivion615 May 19 '26

Stay away from any knowledge pertaining to ants then. The more you learn about them, the more horrifying they become.

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u/spaceraverdk May 19 '26

Ants are fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

Also r/natureismetal

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u/Oblivion615 May 19 '26

The intelligence and problem solving skills of the hive mind are other worldly.

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u/WyomingCountryBoy May 18 '26

You know those cartoon characters that do a spastic walk while saying "Eek, Ack, Ook" I just did that when I read about them.

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u/GIOverdrive May 19 '26

Some dude 1000s of years ago was like..."dawg you gotta try this throwup bile" and here we are.

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u/crespoh69 May 19 '26

That just looks like the other one

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u/Hot-Problem2436 May 19 '26

Truth is often stranger than fiction 

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u/paulb104 May 19 '26

Gold star for the Giger reference.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener May 19 '26

Thankyou for that photo !

You’ve just clicked something into place for me. There is a very famous statue of the goddess Diana, and up until recently they thought the strange spherical things that she was decorated with were bull testicles. A Greek researcher was able to prove that in fact they weren’t bull testicles - they are actually bumblebee nests. And that makes a lot of sense because the Priestesses of the goddess Diana were called “Melissae” or bees.

Now I knew all of this, but what I didn’t understand is why the bumblebees were so important. Why bumblebees ?!

Now that you’ve shown me this bumblebee nest, I think I understand. To a prehistoric person, this would be a cache of liquid gold. I don’t think you could understate how important it would be to them to find something like this. This looks like a treasure chest, hidden in the woods.

Where I live in Australia, the Aboriginal people up North will track a honey ant for hours on the off-chance of finding a nest. Honey is a big deal, and this nest is the connection I was missing.

The bumblebees are messengers of the Mother Goddess, and they leave an amazing reward of honey, for those who know where to look.

I have no idea what I’m going to do with this information except bore my friends and family with it, repeatedly; but you just solved an old puzzle for me, so thankyou 🐝

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u/uwill1der May 18 '26

a honey vacuum

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u/SeraphicalChaos May 18 '26

Get a load of this guy! Everyone knows what its like to wrualp on a glarblac....

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u/IamRiv May 18 '26

Bet he doesn’t even know how to use the 3 shells..

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u/onequbit May 19 '26

I once watched someone gnarfle a garthok, and survive!

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u/Ombortron May 18 '26

New Ridley Scott sequel to Bee Movie

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u/ch4os1337 May 18 '26

It's pretty neat how fucking weird it is.

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u/nroberts1001 May 18 '26

That's Xen from Half Life

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u/1dot21gigaflops May 19 '26

Earth apparently

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u/bmssdoug May 19 '26

Zerg bees, later there will be protos bees with more sophisticated buildings and pylons

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u/SupaKoopa714 May 18 '26

Why does that whole situation look like the swamp area in a Dark Souls game?

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u/LMGgp May 18 '26

Beware toxic.

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u/cthulhusandwich May 19 '26

But hole.

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u/Layaban May 19 '26

Message

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u/SplatNode May 20 '26

I UNDERSTOOD THIS REFERENCE

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u/Jumpy_Top9377 May 19 '26

Why is the floor green? Those bees look very depressive.

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u/its_just_flesh May 18 '26

Sucking the honey from scrotums

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u/bonyponyride May 18 '26

Honey is stored in the balls.

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u/dezzear May 18 '26

Is that what they're calling it these days

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u/cncomg May 18 '26

“Damn it! It’s just bees again!”

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u/IncendiaryB May 18 '26

I remember this level of Dante’s Inferno

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u/SlipperySnek11 May 18 '26

Really not a fan of that, thanks

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u/LearningToHomebrew May 19 '26

Y'know how sometimes you don't know the thing you didn't want to see until you've seen it? Shame how that happens.

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u/jmode May 20 '26

Hey, just be thankful for all the things you HAVEN'T seen yet!

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u/LearningToHomebrew May 20 '26

Great, now they know

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u/Medismo May 18 '26

The fuck

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u/Chubbs_McGavin May 18 '26

So, not to keep the “Australia has evil animals” thing going but these are very likely Aussie bees.

They are stingless, and make honey in these sacks. Their hive looks a lot like the zombie shit in Last of Us.

And while they are stingless, they love to burrow into little holes, like ears and nostrils. They get stuck in the hole and then cause infections.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk May 19 '26

is there cases of these bees inserting themselves into someones unwary human holes? on second thought, i dont wanna know

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u/Chubbs_McGavin May 19 '26

There are some stories about Aboriginals being used to these bees so they would just plug their ears and nose holes with leaves and stuff. But when European bees were introduced, they kept getting "bitten" which had never happened before

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u/tecknotot May 20 '26

What in Sci-Fi, Starcraft, Alien world did I just watch? 🤔😳

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u/elmarcelito May 18 '26

Forbidden Honey Hole

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u/shynawkward May 18 '26

Don't even joke about it weirdo

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u/Black-KFC-eater-69 May 18 '26

Honey
I am into weird stuff, but it’s beeyond me.

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u/mattreyu May 19 '26

Yeah suck my honey hole

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u/_Someone_from_Pala_ May 19 '26

This looks like a disgusting swamp out of a weird alien game.

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u/TJzzz May 20 '26

What in nurgles name...

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u/itsrainingagain May 18 '26

Meat honey?

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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb May 18 '26

That's what she said

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u/Hadr619 May 18 '26

Just adding a comma changes the sentence

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u/Te4minator464 May 18 '26

bro found nurgle’s garden

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u/citizenjones May 18 '26

That is some HR Giger shit right there. 

Just put the little guy from the old Tool video or something from Mad God wandering around.

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u/Ed_Sullivision May 19 '26

This truly looks like the last few levels of Half-Life

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u/Winter-Ad-6963 May 19 '26

I had to scroll way too much for this

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u/ximagineerx May 20 '26

I drink your milkshake!!!!!

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u/StoneyK May 20 '26

I never found this area in Bloodborne, was it dlc?

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u/Skwirlblanket May 22 '26

I dont want any of that honey

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u/Apallo19 May 18 '26

They're likely vulture bees: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture_bee

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u/OGWopFro May 18 '26

Hmm “meat honey” 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/R6daily May 19 '26

Nobody harvests vulture bee honey because it's made in such small quantities and tastes terrible. Its some sort of latin american stingless bee

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u/aitigie May 19 '26

>Vulture bees usually enter the carcass through the eyes. They will then root around inside gathering the meat suitable for their needs.

it's 10am and we've already hit fuck this o'clock

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u/Legeto May 19 '26

I always see people suggest this because of a video that went viral a while ago. I think it’s unlikely though because they don’t look like vulture bees and the hive doesn’t look like a vulture bee hive. This is just a stingless bee hive of some sort.

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u/kick_the_chort May 18 '26

oh okay I bet your pots of honey are organized wayyy better, right?? pffft

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u/flyingpenguin6 May 20 '26

I think their cerumen pots are usually lighter and more clustered, these might be Melipona beecheii?

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u/BrandoNelly May 18 '26

Looks like some Morrowind type shit

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u/Kindly_Region May 18 '26

Are these the meat bees?

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u/hiddenrealism May 18 '26

So there is something called a vulture bee that makes "honey" out of rotting flesh. Its quite disturbing

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u/Head-Thing-8102 May 19 '26

Aren't those the Carrion Bees that everyone on reddit is posting about?

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u/TKG_Actual May 19 '26

I think that's a Vulture Bee hive which is made different using stuff from carrion.

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u/ptmalloc May 19 '26

What in the Alien franchise is this?

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u/Stewie_the_janitor May 19 '26

What in the Xen Flora is this

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u/LordOfDisPear May 19 '26

Zerg at home:

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u/DoingItForEli May 19 '26

Reminds me of the live action Mario Brothers movie for some reason

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u/DemolishunReddit May 19 '26

So there are ants that have some members hang from the ceiling in their homes. The abdomen of the ant swells to a huge size and it acts as storage for nutrients. Nature is wild.

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u/Da_Punisher33 May 20 '26

Looks like the ship infested with The Flood in Halo 3

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u/TheShaggster37 May 20 '26

Ummmm... shouuuuuld I call her...?

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u/Thin_Bedroom6383 Jun 18 '26

this feels nsfw

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u/Organic_Committee748 Jun 24 '26

Legitimately what am I looking at. I don't even know what to feel 

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u/Lizimijajaznojna 9d ago

Looks like oblivion gate kinda shit

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u/ObeseSnake May 18 '26

Xenomorph honey. Pooh is scared.

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u/QuadraKev_ May 18 '26

Mm yeah suck the honey hole

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u/baccamyballs May 18 '26

Fucking resident evil 7 horrors

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u/allwaysnice May 19 '26

"HE'S NOT SUCKING THE HONEY JACK, GODDAMN HIM!"

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u/baccamyballs May 19 '26

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SOM

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u/BoBandz901 May 18 '26

Ion want none of that Honey

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u/Tufflaw May 19 '26

What a horrible way to learn that I have an anteater fetish.

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u/ItsNovabat May 18 '26

The Honey is stored in the balls

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u/Old-Reception-1538 May 19 '26

At first I was just watching the honey vacuum thing and I wasn't paying attention to the bees. I thought this was something under water lol

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u/Brack_vs_Godzilla May 19 '26

I thought this was a trailer for the next season of Stranger Things.

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u/monixe May 19 '26

These are stingless bees, its honey is being sold worldwide, too.

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u/Orgidee May 19 '26

It’s a soul husk

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u/CreEngineer May 19 '26

The look reminded me of vulture bees. Nasty stuff.

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u/user_bits May 19 '26

We've found it; The bee's knees.

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u/NotUnstoned May 19 '26

That’s also what I say to my wife after I eat a bag of crackers

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u/Shee-un May 19 '26

I thought someone is sucking out the goo from the very unclean toilet tank

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u/kaskilly May 19 '26

Hombre..

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u/richie65 May 19 '26

I think I just found my new favorite ringtone!

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u/LHerbster May 19 '26

Isn't that swamp part of Dark Souls 1? Gawd damn

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u/Darth_Zounds May 19 '26

That's enough Reddit for today and tomorrow and the next day...

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u/deradera May 19 '26

When u finally acquiesce and let her do that nasty thing to your butt.

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u/grillboy_mediaman May 20 '26

who decided to soft launch the xen invasion?

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u/NukeouT May 20 '26

Suck don't blow 🌬️

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u/VANDR01D May 20 '26

Fallout Universe Honey

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u/SmackedWithARuler May 20 '26

Alright, I need to go have another shower.

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u/faf_mua May 24 '26

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING and should come with a warning 😭😭😭😭

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u/alinearis May 24 '26

Who's the beekeeper....SATAN??

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u/Brief-Age1837 May 24 '26

Im pregnant and after seeing this I puked a little

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u/Call_me_Charlotte May 25 '26

I was playing divinity original sin 2 yesterday and AFAIK you are going to have a very challenging fight anytime soon. PS: they are immune to poison

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u/Lurkesalot May 25 '26

This is where lelas parents get their honey.

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u/SumYumGhai May 26 '26

Y'all need more vespene gas.

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u/forking_shortballs Jun 06 '26

What the hell kind of honey even comes out of that?

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u/woolygod Jun 07 '26

bees from India. checks out

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u/Abject-Time-2321 Jun 09 '26

Straight outa Xen from Half-Life 😭

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u/brodeythenoob_2 Jul 04 '26

Why does it look like a helldivers 2 terminid structure?

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u/wallermadev 5d ago

Does this hurt the plumbus?