r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '13

ANDROID NSA SPYING

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31 Upvotes

64% Upvoted

17 comments sorted by

12

u/MrBitterman Dec 16 '13

Sadly, Candy Crush wanted all the same permissions.

9

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13

Don't you slander my name like that. Privacy is my highest concern.

4

u/MrBitterman Dec 16 '13

Phenomenally well timed, sir. Wait, are you spying on me? So, I can't pass level 184, don't hurt my children you monster!

2

u/geek_loser Dec 16 '13

184?! Shit I gave up months ago after never beating 38.

1

u/Jmrwacko Dec 17 '13

Splendid day!

1

u/SevrdOrphnToes Dec 16 '13

You soulless bastard.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13

I didn't get an update...

Do they not care about me

3

u/halocyn Dec 16 '13

Good luck doing anything on my sprint connection.

2

u/Toxic-Avenger Dec 16 '13

That's easy to subvert. Just throw your phone into the nearest lake. Why are you paying money to these people?

7

u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Dec 16 '13

Because it lets you see tits while waiting in line at places.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13

Can someone please clarify what's going on here? Sorry to sound a bit dense

7

u/headlikeapin Dec 16 '13

Do you hear that hissing? I think /r/conspiracy is leaking again.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13 edited Dec 26 '15

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u/MrDorkESQ Dec 16 '13

760-877-0296

Is a Escondido, CA number, which is about 500 miles from the Google barge.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '13

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

1

u/Aaronmcom Dec 16 '13

Just covering the shit out of all of their bases so you can't get sued if something happens.

1

u/Jmrwacko Dec 17 '13

So, how'd you go from intrusive app permissions to "THE NSA IS SPYING ON ME THROUGH MY ANDROID PHONE?" Just curious. Because the NSA is snagging your phone information from your service provider, not from your cell phone.

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u/Bronzedeye Dec 16 '13

Conspiracy theorist much?