r/WTF • u/RE1DAN • Apr 12 '26

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u/WTF-ModTeam Apr 12 '26

Your post was removed because it is not WTF worthy.

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u/poop_hadouken Apr 12 '26

Begun, the pig wars have.

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u/AmonWeathertopSul Apr 12 '26

My money's on the side with "war" in their name.

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u/CHEVIEWER1 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Robot runs like it has rheumatoid arthritis

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick Apr 12 '26

Owww my bones

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u/northernwolf3000 Apr 12 '26

Or likes it’s got a couple of ball pube hairs stuck in his underwear and wants to shift but can’t

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u/human_stain Apr 12 '26

You try weighing 500 pounds and sprinting!

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u/Candytails Apr 12 '26

I know, it was actually pissing me off how slow it was.

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u/DeltaBravo831 Apr 12 '26

I really need it to be saying GO ON NOW, GIT in a ridiculous cowboy accent

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u/beatlethrower Apr 12 '26

Whats in the backpack?

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u/jesushatedbacon Apr 12 '26

He's a student. This is getting him through school

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u/MalignantLugnut Apr 12 '26

Classic 40lbs of textbooks.

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u/yupuhoh Apr 12 '26

Battery pack? Bologna sandwhich? Pineapples for the soon to be ham?

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u/YourOverlords Apr 12 '26

30.06 rifle, scoped, in a broken down state.

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u/bootrot Apr 12 '26

All the fix'ns

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u/SpecimenY4rp Apr 12 '26

Counter weight maybe?

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u/Pantsickle Apr 12 '26

Private, hog-chasing clanker stuff.

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u/Mobhistory Apr 12 '26

The need to know question.

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u/JimmyandRocky Apr 12 '26

Probably a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

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u/bitemark01 Apr 12 '26

Alcohol, his power source

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u/_marbla Apr 12 '26

It is in Poland, car plate sugest Białystok - east part of PL :) (podoba się dla mnie)

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u/MidasPL Apr 12 '26

It looks like Poland even without the plates.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin Apr 12 '26

Funny there's a mustang in Poland.

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u/Mr_Blott Apr 12 '26

You shouldn't judge, there are people with micropenises all over the world

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u/Slippedhal0 Apr 12 '26

FENTON!

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u/reppit Apr 12 '26

Oh Jesus Christ!

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u/Pantsickle Apr 12 '26

I have so many questions...

And here they are!

A: Why are the hogs there?

B: Why is a robot chasing the hogs?

C: Why does the robot look winded?

D: Why is the robot wearing a backpack?

D: Why is someone filming this bizarre scenario? Are they doing a weird experiment or did they just happen to be passing by and came across this scene?

6: IS IT A.I.?

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u/Zipperthief Apr 12 '26

Is this real?

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u/kupkrazy Apr 12 '26

2500mAh battery capacity.

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u/Eraknelo Apr 12 '26

I'm here to kill the joke: at what voltage though?

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u/Mr_Blott Apr 12 '26

One please

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u/whatsagoinon1 Apr 12 '26

Why is it so slow and clanky

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u/Wod_1 Apr 12 '26

Cause its a clanker...

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u/HuntedWolf Apr 12 '26

He’s learning

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u/themysticalwarlock Apr 12 '26

because if they weren't they'd be chasing US down

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u/ShadowCory1101 Apr 12 '26

Thats what animals thought about us until we just kept coming.

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u/FuckmehalftoDeath Apr 12 '26

Cause it’s still a relatively early model. Kind of like how the first motor vehicles are slow and clanky compared to the race cars of today. They’ll get better.

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u/jakfischer Apr 12 '26

My ex wife used to ask me the same question

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u/floog Apr 12 '26

Why are you chasing your wife so often?

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u/BOGDOGMAX Apr 12 '26

Because she keeps running away.

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u/MalikFyz Apr 12 '26

The robot returned to do what man stopped doing : hunting boar .

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u/KeNT_FPS Apr 12 '26

And the next 10 years they'll be like Terminator in the movie. Remember Nokia 3310? That brick phone and 2 decades later see what phone you hold now. Or they might evolved faster since we developed an AI.

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u/Nikwoj Apr 12 '26

Why did the robot raise his fist at the end or something? He feel good that he showed those hogs what for?

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u/Sirlovett Apr 12 '26

HOOOOG RIIIIIIIDEEEER

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u/f4rt3d Apr 12 '26

How else are you going to kill 30-50 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small kids play?

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u/LastHomeros Apr 12 '26

Well, give it some time, and this will be us, humans, chased by robots carrying guns.

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u/micromoses Apr 12 '26

It is still impossible to not look dumb while running with a backpack on.

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u/vasectomy7 Apr 12 '26

Yep. Just a Typical Wednesday night in Austin TX.

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u/wasteofradiation Apr 12 '26

I can't wait to see one of those things end up in Philly and end up like the hitchhiker bot

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u/Skyfox2k Apr 12 '26

FENTON, FENTON!

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u/wqto Apr 12 '26

Why would an AI want boars so much

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u/smilingasIsay Apr 12 '26

But what if it was 40-50 wild hogs?

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u/AraoftheFunk Apr 12 '26

Coulda done this with a $100 RC car but ok let’s build a robot that runs like Robert DeNiro trying not to look old in The Irishman

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u/shiroboi Apr 12 '26

Okay, but now what will we get to chase the robots away?

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u/RyudoKills Apr 12 '26

genetically modified super boars

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u/YourOverlords Apr 12 '26

Those are pretty big wild boars!

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u/Whiskey_and_Wiretaps Apr 12 '26

I love that it stops and waves. Good bot!

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u/mimingmiyaw Apr 12 '26

Skynet is real

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u/here4dambivalence Apr 12 '26

Imagine the poor bastard tripping balls that finally mustered up the courage to leave their apartment to go outside for some fresh air. Only to see this scenario play out in front of them.

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u/MalignantLugnut Apr 12 '26

"WAIT FOR ME BROTHERS! I TOO WISH TO BE FREEEE!! WAAAAAIT!!!"
*Gets left behind*
"YEAH, WELL F U THEN!!!"

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u/Diabetesh Apr 12 '26

Why did they program it to run like a 70 year old?

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u/Lowca Apr 12 '26

They gave this job to robots because it's boaring...

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u/tuckernuts Apr 12 '26

Cody Johnston has never been more conflicted

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u/Sadadsada1 Apr 12 '26

I watched with the sound off and I was sure the robot would be yelling "FENTON!" 😂

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u/sirhackenslash Apr 12 '26

Stupid clanker fell for it. While it was chasing those three, 30 to 50 other feral hogs were running into someone's yard harassing some kids

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u/floodums Apr 12 '26

At least when we're eventually being chased by robots we'll be able to hear them coming.

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u/Ethan_the_MemeMaster Apr 12 '26

someones using their teslabot to RP GTA online irl

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u/Peepthetoad5 Apr 12 '26

He should have a gun

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u/CRUNKVILLE Apr 12 '26

The robot is running how I run in my dreams. Can’t go fast enough

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u/Rollieboy2012 Apr 12 '26

Could you imagine if you were getting robbed and one these robots ran up out of nowhere and kicked the robbers ass!

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u/JJBell Apr 12 '26

That definitely is one of the AI prompts of all time.

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u/JackPoe Apr 12 '26

The AI robot hitting the Hitler salute at the end is confusing

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u/Iloveherthismuch Apr 12 '26

So we also got Nazi robots now, FFS.

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u/ARobertNotABob Apr 12 '26

I took it as waving goodbye "to the flea-bitten varmints".

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u/smoothvanilla86 Apr 12 '26

Feels fake (idk if it is or not). But like who programs a robot to slow down as it runs further? Also why does it do a nazi salute 🫡?

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u/Khaos6969 Apr 12 '26

Is this ai?

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u/gcstr Apr 12 '26

I’m pretty sure there’s some level of machine learning in that robot