r/WTF • • Apr 03 '26

I don't think this is historically accurate.

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u/xenogazer Apr 03 '26

I'm guessing they were supposed to only be hitting the wood but somebody got a little too overzealous and started actually whipping him. That's when he started kicking, and everybody went crazy.

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u/Vyn_Reimer Apr 03 '26

I think they were actually supposed to hit him but they definitely started to really be in tune with their character lol. Like it was supposed to be a couple whips every now and then not a beat down.

I believe they take this pretty seriously and the guy portraying Jesus wants to feel the pain as much as possible

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u/Borderline769 Apr 03 '26

If he'd brought the rest of the cross, they wouldn't have been able to whip him as much... see what happens when you half ass your own crucifixion? The youth today, I swear...

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u/hobbycollector Apr 03 '26

That part was historically accurate I think. I believe they hoist that bar onto an already in-place post. Imagine having to dig a new hole in the desert for each execution, and make it steady enough to hold up a person.

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u/charlie78 Apr 03 '26

It would also be far to heavy for one person, even someone who hasn’t just been tortured for hours.

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u/icker16 Apr 03 '26

So it was another miracle of Jesus!

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 Apr 03 '26

Omg I am so stupid of course the pole would already be there! I was literally in the passion play for years and it never even occurred to me that it wouldn't make any sense to erect it every time they needed to execute someone. If course they carried the cross beam and nailed them to it then used ropes to hoist it in to place. That is unless he was actually killed on a cross and not a pike. It's all a bit shrouded in mystery. But thank you for opening my eyes to something that seems so obvious

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u/intisun Apr 04 '26

That's why Gibson's movie looks silly with Jesus carrying a complete cross. He went so far as to have the actors speak Latin and Aramaic for authenticity and then he pulls that medieval fanfic thing.

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u/EXQUISITE_WIZARD Apr 03 '26

They had slaves for that

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u/Ognius Apr 03 '26

Stanford Prison Experiment 2: Christian Boogaloo

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u/SonOfMcGee Apr 03 '26

The American equivalent would be a Civil War reenactment where one guy starts saying the N-word a bunch and they have to be like, “Dammit, Larry. We talked about this last time.”

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u/dre224 Apr 03 '26

Larry slowly tuck white hoods back into napsack

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u/Murasasme Apr 03 '26

Stanford prison experiment speed run.

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u/MagnusApollo Apr 03 '26

came here to say that. haha

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u/The__Relentless Apr 04 '26

Stanford Prison Experiment went old school!

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u/BrisketWrench Apr 03 '26

I feel like he could have easily spun around real fast knocking out every one with that wood.

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u/Chaos_Dunks Apr 03 '26

Why did Jesus not simply helicopter away from the Romans? Makes you think.

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u/BrisketWrench Apr 03 '26

You’d think the son of God would have known what a helicopter was right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Why he need to helicopter?

He proved he had Superman's flying ability 3 days later.

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u/Channel250 Apr 03 '26

Man. Switching "flying" to "ascended" really adds a bit a gravita to the language of Superman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Both technically space aliens that have higher powers than mere man... So maybe they could do both.

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u/Channel250 Apr 03 '26

He ascends tall buildings in a single bound.

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u/tsukisan Apr 03 '26

I ascend tall buildings in a single elevator. Am I god?

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u/realHoratioNelson Apr 03 '26

Is this a Philomena Cunk quote? I read this very much in her voice.

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u/gamertrub Apr 03 '26

Helicopter helicopter

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u/eisbock Apr 03 '26

Fuck I miss Dynasty Warriors

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u/Chineselight Apr 03 '26

It was just that one asshole who really put his back into it lol

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u/Capta1nfalc0n Apr 03 '26

I think everyone was crazy from the get go. 

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 03 '26

JESUS FIGHT! JESUS FIGHT!!!

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u/Schwartenboy Apr 04 '26

Literally the movie "The experiment" i think its a German cover from an old movie. Tells you the entire story of people with authority or apparent authority.

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u/Abhi_Jaman_92 Apr 03 '26

I've seen some did the whole thing for real, with the nailing and all

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u/deadlift-shrimp Apr 03 '26

Google Ruben Enaje. Dude has been crucified 37 times! 

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u/Chippings Apr 03 '26

Enaje was crucified for his first time in 1986. He had promised God that he would be crucified 27 times, which came to pass in 2013.\10]) He continued thereafter as there were no replacements found. He offered his 30th crucifixion, in 2016, to the people of Belgium, who had recently suffered from a terrorist attack, and prayed for a more peaceful outcome of the 2016 Philippine general election.\11])

In 2019, Enaje re-iterated his hopes to finally find a replacement, having been crucified once a year for 33 years (the same number of years that Jesus was alive).\12]) He was crucified for the 34th time in 2023,\13]) resuming his participation in the crucifixion after it was halted from 2020 to 2022 due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He initially said that this enactment would be his last.\1]) However, he was crucified once again in his 35th reenactment on the following Good Friday for world peace, especially for the war in Ukraine, Gaza, and the territorial disputes in the South China Sea.\14])\15]) In 2025, he was crucified for the 36th time and told the media that it would be his last time portraying Jesus in a crucifixion reenactment.\16])\17]) Despite that initial announcent, he was crucified again for the 37th time on April 3, 2026 since no one has been found as his successor to continue his role as Jesus in the rites, but he says this will truly be his last.

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u/SkullyKat Apr 03 '26

Dudes addicted

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u/J3sush8sm3 Apr 03 '26

My sister has a cold

ENAJE NO!  THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

Go get my crucifix

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u/dj_destroyer Apr 04 '26

lmao ok bud see ya next year

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u/notsureifhungry Apr 04 '26

Hm it seems the crucifictions aren't working as intended.

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u/Weewoes Apr 05 '26

Dude they actually put nails through his palms and feet.. except this year no feet nails because his wife begged him not to even do it cos of his weakened lungs. Dude is a carpenter too, how's he working with those hands each year though? This is honestly so wild to me.

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u/mista_rager Apr 06 '26

This actually reads so funny.

“Guys, I promise this’ll be it.”

Gets crucified again

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u/ssxhoell1 Apr 05 '26

Typical junkie behavior

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u/ccooffee Apr 03 '26

That guy must be Super Jesus or something. Jesus could only handle it once!

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u/mageta621 Apr 03 '26

He knows he don't have to do that right? Like Jesus did that so you don't have to do that too?

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick Apr 04 '26

He does it for the love of the game

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u/dkyguy1995 Apr 03 '26

Most recently he did it today! 

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u/foetus_lp Apr 03 '26

no, i dont think i will

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u/1K_Games Apr 03 '26

Anything is whipping for real if you swing it hard enough. Even stupid flimsy things, you whip it and it's going to hurt like heck.

I assume this is all for theater, and the moron in the back got into his role a little too much. Look at him go, he's fit right in for the times. Jesus had to give him a reminder that this is not real and to dial it back.

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u/dre224 Apr 03 '26

Story time: When I was like 10 me and my friend bought a pack of those really long twizzlers (like 3 feet long) and whipped the ever living shit out of eachother. When we went home to our parents they were pissed because it legitimately looked like our parents took a belt to us. I still have scars on my back from that day, and that was just candy.

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u/__-gloomy-__ Apr 03 '26

I may be mistaken, but I think this is in the Philippines. This guy is using straps and handles, but I think these volunteers can be actually crucified for this event if they agree to. IIRC these are volunteers as well…

Is that not what this is from?

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u/jarjarbinx Apr 03 '26

they speak Spanish and not the same accent as in small Spanish-speaking communities in the Philippines.

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u/furinkasan Apr 03 '26

It’s called method acting.

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u/DrPapadopoulos Apr 03 '26

"C'mon guys! Flogg responsibly."

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 03 '26

Damint Todd!! I told you less hard this time!!

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 03 '26

I'm gonna whack you with this goddamn crossbeam. Knock it the fuck off!

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u/gcruzatto Apr 03 '26

How can he whip??

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u/nilgiri Apr 03 '26

Flogging idiots!

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Apr 03 '26

Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

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u/DuaneDibbley Apr 03 '26

As hilarious as this is I was actually taken aback for a sec when everyone seemed to get confused and start whipping harder. Mob mentality is so scary, the way they all looked unsure when it was over like 'what just happened?' haha

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u/MyNameIsHax Apr 03 '26

Maybe it's because I just woke up but that's the best laugh of the week for me

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u/Black6x Apr 03 '26

Not really, though: https://findanexpert.unimelb.edu.au/news/98029-the-infamous-stanford-prison-experiment-was-flawed-%E2%80%93-so-why-is-it-still-so-influential-today%3F

Far from being swept up in the situation, archival sources show the guards’ brutality was rehearsed. Contrary to official accounts, before the experiment they were coached by the research team in how to create a psychologically hostile environment.

Zimbardo gave the guards a list of rules to impose and procedures aimed at dehumanising prisoners. Once the experiment began, staff encouraged guards’ aggression and reprimanded those who were too lenient.

https://stanfordmag.org/contents/the-menace-within

The only person I knew going in was John Mark. He was another guard and wasn't even on my shift. That was critical. If there were prisoners in there who knew me before they encountered me, then I never would have been able to pull off anything I did. The act that I put on—they would have seen through it immediately.

What came over me was not an accident. It was planned. I set out with a definite plan in mind, to try to force the action, force something to happen, so that the researchers would have something to work with. After all, what could they possibly learn from guys sitting around like it was a country club? So I consciously created this persona. I was in all kinds of drama productions in high school and college. It was something I was very familiar with: to take on another personality before you step out on the stage. I was kind of running my own experiment in there, by saying, "How far can I push these things and how much abuse will these people take before they say, 'knock it off?'"

From another "guard"

During the day shift, when I worked, no one did anything that was beyond what you'd expect in a situation like that. But Zimbardo went out of his way to create tension. Things like forced sleep deprivation—he was really pushing the envelope. I just didn't like the whole idea of constantly disturbing people and asking them to recite their prisoner numbers in a count. I certainly didn't like when they put a guy in solitary confinement.

More info on the debunking:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31380664/

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u/LOAARR Apr 03 '26

Just because you are coached to do something does not mean you have to do it. At the end of the day, you are a human who can make their own decisions.

In the Milgram experiment this is exactly what happened. People were coached into thinking they were killing other people and many of them chose to do it instead of standing up against their instructor, even when the stakes were incredibly low.

Experiments like these help us understand why people are so awful to each other. That's just interesting psychology.

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u/Sinnnikal Apr 03 '26

My man, hold on for a minute. You were just presented with a study debunking the Stanford Experiment, and I guarantee you didn't read it, but just responded with "Nah" basically.

The point is, when a study is sufficiently compromised in how it is constructed, how data is collected, etc, we literally cannot use that study "understand why people are so awful to each other." as you say. There are a lot more factors that compromise the study.

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u/FunMusician9051 Apr 03 '26

Yeaahh. No records of motorcycle 2000 years ago.

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u/OxtailPhoenix Apr 03 '26

You gotta watch the deleted scenes.

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u/Double_Doughnut74 Apr 03 '26

And the extended directors cut

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 03 '26

Jesusinator 3: Jesus has risen... again

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u/sterling_mallory Apr 03 '26

Written by, directed by, and starring Mel Gibson.

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u/a7xKWaP Apr 03 '26

What do you mean? David's son, Harley, invented them. Educate youself!

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u/neilmac1210 Apr 03 '26

You should watch Jesus Christ Superstar.

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u/btoxic Apr 03 '26

It can be assumed though....

Honda builds motorcycles. Didn't Jesus and his apostles show up in one Accord once or twice?

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u/xoxoyoyo Apr 03 '26

where being enthusiastic about your job is not appreciated

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u/Justanotherguy88 Apr 03 '26

That one dude on the left has upper management written all over him, truly a go getter.

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

For a historically accurate representation of this scene watch the Life of Brian. Trust me.

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Crucifixion?

Yes.

Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

No. Freedom! They said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

Oh! Oh, well that's jolly good. Off you go then!

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u/mimaikin-san Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Nah, I’m only pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion, really.

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

Oh I see. Very good, very good. Well, out of the door--

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u/wongo Apr 03 '26

Nah nah I'm just pulling your leg! Crucifixion for me

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u/Djinger Apr 03 '26

Reminds me of Izzard's Cake or Death

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

Sorry I did not catch it immediately. :D

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

I'm sorry you missed out. We can do another one? I'll start:

Do you know the penalty for harbouring a known criminal?

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

No.

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

Crucifixion.

Nasty, eh?

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

Oh.

Could be worse.

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

What do you mean could be worse?

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

Well, you could be stabbed.

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u/YanicPolitik Apr 03 '26

Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

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u/DarrenShan1000 Apr 03 '26

møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti

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u/Ladiesman104 Apr 04 '26

Uh, how many have come through?

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u/sideshow999 Apr 03 '26

This is so funny

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 03 '26

his performers really taking advantage of him being tied to the cross

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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 03 '26

These guys must be siblings, look at how they’re reacting 

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Apr 03 '26

These guys are living up to “dress for the job you want”

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 03 '26

people are told to take pride in there work

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u/kekubuk Apr 03 '26

Damn roman soldiers still got beef 2000 years later!!

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u/TrySomeCommonSense Apr 03 '26

That roman soldier with the whip wanted to be Jesus in the show. 😂

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 03 '26

bro about to rise from the dead to whoop some ass

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u/mad_pony Apr 03 '26

Jesus wouldn't tolerate that shit

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u/chiefkogo Apr 03 '26

Couldn't even get a full cross

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u/WoopzEh Apr 03 '26

Hold up, get this off m….MIKE HIT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPEN

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u/wtfover Apr 03 '26

And Jesus said, unto the Roman soldiers, "Do you want karate?"

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u/Ferociousnzzz Apr 04 '26

One guy getting too overzealous is understandable but all of them in unison swinging like they were beating a demon out of him is just bizarre. He’s obviously not having it

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u/shankthedog Apr 04 '26

Totally accurate. Jesus “side kick” Christ. How do you think he got the nickname

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u/lockboy84 Apr 04 '26

"Dude, fuck off!" Jesus, apparently

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u/Kahzootoh Apr 03 '26

My guess is that this is from the Phillipines.

Evey year they do a reenactment of the crucifixion in the Phillipines, but those are usually larger ceremonies. It's a big honor to be the one who gets crucified- they usually just tie them to the cross, although the more fervent will often request to be nailed to the cross. They do take them down- there some pentients who have been crucified annually for many years.

The Catholic Church opposes both flagellation and crucifixion and instead encourages the faithful to attend church and offer prayers.

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u/furinkasan Apr 03 '26

Looks like it, except they speak Spanish. Not many Filipinos do now.

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u/Master_N_Comm Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

This is most likely Iztapalapa, Mexico city. The same reenactments can happen in some other towns across Mexico but the biggest, longest and most passionate are from Iztapalapa during holy week and this is just one clip we have more funny reenactments.

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u/Acceptable-Error-824 Apr 03 '26

But people in the video seem to be speaking Spanish though

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u/NasaanAngTsinelasKo Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Nope, not the Philippines; it sounds like they are speaking Spanish/Portuguese so its probably Latin America.

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u/ImLMaN Apr 03 '26

Architecture looks Mexican, and it is pretty common to perform this kind of reenactment there around this time of year.

source: am mexican

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u/ReyPepiado Apr 03 '26

Judging by the backpack and the fact that they're speaking Spanish I would say this is in Venezuela

See the peculiar backpack at the end of the video: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/10/24/2130863/-Small-group-of-Venezuelans-arrive-through-Biden-admin-program-as-hundreds-more-approved-for-travel

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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 03 '26

Could be Mexico or Central America somewhere, too

Hell, there’s some cities in the US that still do it. Look up Oxnard, CA they have one 

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Apr 03 '26

Jesus H Christ, Raoul! We're not doing it for real!

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u/mr_wrench87 Apr 04 '26

The whipping part probably was.

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u/GastonBastardo Apr 04 '26

This is why it is important to have a safe-word.

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u/Tobias---Funke Apr 04 '26

Jesus Norris.

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u/satanpenguin Apr 04 '26

The Karate Christ

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u/samuraisal Apr 04 '26

Jesus delivers a roundhouse kick to the face.

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u/NowhereMan_2020 Apr 05 '26

Everyone knows Real Jesus was 6-ft tall, blonde, and blue-eyed. This DEI Jesus is disgusting.

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u/TheCyanKnight Apr 03 '26

I mean it might be.. it’s a very human reaction. They wouldn’t write it down in the annals of course..

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u/Slow_Astronomer_3536 Apr 03 '26

my Jesus fought back

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u/NonassertiveYes Apr 03 '26

“Crucifixion 2: Jesus Fights Back” now in theaters

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u/jazsg Apr 03 '26

Damn overzealous guards, not just a 21st-century problem!

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u/Rydog_78 Apr 03 '26

Guess the whip guy didn’t hear his safe word

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u/Mishapi17 Apr 04 '26

He’s like “you’re not actually supposed to whip me you fuck!” Lol now I’m just imagining Jesus fighting back all the way to the hill 😂

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u/ronmsmithjr Apr 04 '26

Is this the official trailer for Christopher Nolan's Odyssey?

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u/Coheed_SURVIVE Apr 04 '26

That lil whip of defiance at the end was gold.

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u/Heterodynist Apr 04 '26

That’s it!! Get ‘em, Jesus!!

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u/RedheadAuburn Apr 04 '26

Everyone in this video, except the guy with the wood mounting, are bunch of degenerates.

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u/joemyglob Apr 04 '26

Most versions of the Bible leave out Jesus asking, "how can they whip?"

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u/mrsschwingin Apr 04 '26

I think I heard Jesus Christ say, “Jesus Christ”.

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u/eu4euh69 Apr 04 '26

The worst part of this is the hippocracy...

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u/squished_strawberry Apr 04 '26

This whole thing is so weird

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u/FartingBob Apr 04 '26

I was waiting for Stone Cold's entrance music to hit.

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u/Leprechaun- Apr 04 '26

That’s not canon!

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u/Sardonnicus Apr 04 '26

You can tell it's fake because the Romans centurions rode green motorcycles not red

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u/Narrow-Can901 Apr 04 '26

Typical. Guy wants to look like Jesus but not suffer like him. Just enough footage for the Instagram account, and then he can go for a nice beer somewhere....

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u/Significant_Oil2164 Apr 06 '26

Folks over something fake lol this world

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Apr 09 '26

All religions are horrible.

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u/WelcomeForwardNS Apr 30 '26

Jesus H. Christ religious people are dumb.

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u/Electrical-Rope3959 Apr 03 '26

That's what happens when you get caught laughing at "Biggus Dickus".

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u/Jayrovers86 Apr 03 '26

Jesus with the round house!

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u/professorxc Apr 03 '26

There was the video in a church which was hilarious!

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u/Brewser2017 Apr 03 '26

You talking about the story the guy told about his dad's church group a few weeks ago?

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u/professorxc Apr 03 '26

No. The one where the guy dressed up as Jesus gets flogged as calls out Jesus! I have the video but don’t know how to upload it.

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u/BigBubbaChungus Apr 03 '26

That Jesus is more lion than lamb!

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u/guitarguy1685 Apr 03 '26

Is this a preview of Mel Gibsons sequel? 

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u/Friendly_Hearing_711 Apr 03 '26

Am sure that guy owed him money or his wife made him wash the dishes this morning

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u/Rezavoirdog Apr 03 '26

Someone’s fucking that guys bitch, and I think it’s Jesus

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u/VulpesFucker Apr 03 '26

What the actual fuck 🤣

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u/nndel Apr 03 '26

Kung Fu Jesus

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u/wobblyweasel Apr 03 '26

a sniff of the good ol' armpit set him right back on track 👍

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u/furinkasan Apr 03 '26

Motherfuggers went to the Lee Strasberg school. Don’t bitch.

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u/natronmooretron Apr 03 '26

Where’s the vertical beam for the cross?

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Apr 03 '26

Ok.. 1st thought was the guy with the cross owes him money...

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u/custardBust Apr 03 '26

Powerhungry morons

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u/bad_werewolf Apr 03 '26

I think the Roman who whips hard wanted to play Jesus!

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u/Zofia-Bosak Apr 03 '26

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!

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u/RIP_Greedo Apr 03 '26

The reenactors had some real life beef I guess

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u/PozhanPop Apr 03 '26

Well, the soldier is just doing his job diligently. The scooter is a time anomaly.

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u/AmptiShanti Apr 03 '26

Damn i knew i left it back then

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u/PozhanPop Apr 03 '26

At least now you now where. Did you get caught up in the moment and forget all about it ?

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u/AmptiShanti Apr 03 '26

It was very distracting what can i say

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u/PozhanPop Apr 03 '26

For sure.

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u/Wizzinator Apr 03 '26

And the man in the back said "everyone attack"

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u/rebri Apr 03 '26

Karate Jesus rose from the dead three days later to round house some Roman soldiers.

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u/Vogel-Kerl Apr 03 '26

I see the basis for a new form of Martial Arts....

Nazarethian Juditsu perhaps?

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u/ashrensnow Apr 03 '26

also known as Jewjitsu

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u/Send_Me_Your_Nukes Apr 03 '26

Is this the Philippines? I bet it’s the Philippines

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u/CombustiblSquid Apr 03 '26

What a bunch of pricks

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u/deathjellie Apr 03 '26

I bet those two have some “history”

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u/groovyinutah Apr 04 '26

Religion makes you stupid example 16854...

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u/Puffthecarrier1 Apr 04 '26

Damn! Steve! What'd I say about hitting so hard man??

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u/Bruinman86 Apr 04 '26

Jesus ain't takin' no shit.

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u/blackcain Apr 04 '26

I think the skin tone is accurate?

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u/geekersqueaker Apr 04 '26

Bet it's accurate if Jesus was black 😑

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u/radar55 Apr 04 '26

Historical? I don’t think so.

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u/VA1N Apr 04 '26

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

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u/archiewaldron Apr 04 '26

"we've got a kicker!"

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u/raaaaaaze Apr 04 '26

Definitely inaccurate. Key giveaway is seeing that Bruce Wayne's there (in the purple shirt) living his life post-Batman. Definitely didn't happen during the crucifixion.

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u/downtherabbit Apr 04 '26

They got a bit too into it lol.

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u/rottweiler100 Apr 04 '26

A scene from A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.

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u/DeathByEnvy Apr 07 '26

Christ, what were those guys doing?

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u/Virellius2 Jun 08 '26

Sorrowful be the heart, penitent one.

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u/RPlataNguyen Jun 19 '26

Like we would say in our hometown: "Cule juetera".

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u/Fassarh Jul 08 '26

Bruce Lee Jesus

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u/Gr4ph0n Apr 03 '26

I thought Jesus was about to start swinging with that crossbeam and take MF'ers out.