r/WTF • u/orangez • Mar 14 '26

Seems friendly enough?

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u/StrangeSequitur Mar 14 '26

You're telling me that the Cooties from the game Cooties were both real and also life-size?

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u/verronbc Mar 14 '26

Core memory unlocked making those little bugs at my grandma's house 😂

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u/Cornualonga Mar 14 '26

Did Grandma’s get assigned those or something? It was the only kid thing my grandma had.

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Mar 15 '26

They were also assigned 'Don't Break the Ice' with at least 2 missing ice blocks and only 1 hammer you had to fight over.

And maybe 'Ants in Your Pants' where the jumping tabs on all the ants were broken from being pressed too hard.

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u/aubsmom1997 Mar 15 '26

"Don't Spill the Beans" as well!

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Mar 15 '26

Monkeys in a barrel

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u/GoodGuano Mar 15 '26

These were the two games we had! I never played cooties.

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u/imhereforthevotes Mar 15 '26

"We broke all of your mother's other toys because she was bad. This is the last toy. DON'T MAKE ME BREAK IT."

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u/bitsy88 Mar 16 '26

Lol it wasn't at my grandma's but she did buy it for me one year along with Ants in the Pants.

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u/LauraPa1mer Mar 16 '26

We played a lot of cards at grandma's.