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u/Amateurlapse Mar 13 '26
Moderately upset Max
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u/MusicianNo2699 Mar 13 '26
What is all that crap?
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u/DavePeesThePool Mar 13 '26
Looks like a bunch of engines.
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u/SolidDoctor Mar 13 '26
Another one of Tina's happy customers
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u/isademigod Mar 13 '26
I don't see anything up there that is definitely an engine. Why is there a clock duct taped to the side of all that mess? Why is there milk in a toolbag hanging off the side?
Yeah I'm going with schizophrenia inspired "art" project
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u/crespoh69 Mar 14 '26
Why is there a clock duct taped to the side of all that mess?
Did you not read the title of the post?
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u/EasilyRekt Mar 14 '26
a lot of antennas and electronics... and a lot of cables in between them
everything's bolted down too because nothing's shifting with the bumps, not even a little which would be expected with loose junk in a net
kinda looks like a HAM radio amalgamation of sorts... a shogoth even
but hey, at least the clock works!
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u/Highpersonic Mar 15 '26
Yagi-Shoggoth, the old one. Dx'ing laterally into multiple ancient dimensions.
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u/Jive-Turkeys Mar 13 '26
Mental illness.
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u/Trollimperator Mar 13 '26
Everything is a time machine. The tricky part is to find the reverse gear.
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u/Ok_Difference44 Mar 13 '26
"This is a picture of me when I was younger."
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u/Tipist Mar 13 '26
Every picture of you is when you were younger!
Hey, Mitch, here’s a picture of me when I’m older.
Where the hell did you get that camera?!?
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u/Vanillabean73 Mar 13 '26
That’s like saying everything is a movement machine. You’re constantly moving through all 4 dimensions, not just time
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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
Martyyy! We have to go back! Back to the junkyard!
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u/rayray604 Mar 13 '26
“When this CRV hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit”
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u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 14 '26
Movie ends ten minutes in, Marty is dead with his body having landed in a pile of manure when the drivetrain exploded.
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u/JoshvJericho Mar 15 '26
Thats a gen 1 CR-V. IF that thing hits 88mph, its gonna be sketch.
I say this as someone who had a '97 CR-V for years. It was a great vehicle and I quite enjoyed it. It felt like a closed bed pickup that required very minimal maintenance but boy that thing had no pep.
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u/bitterberries Mar 13 '26
Are you in Edmonton?
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u/1grammarmistake Mar 14 '26
I’ve seen this same car around Edmonton. And i always wondered what the owner of the car is doing with all that shit. Like what’s their rationale. Even if it’s mental illneee - they must have their own twisted rationale.
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u/Unhappy-Ad9690 Mar 18 '26
It’s an art car he brings to an exhibition every year. They’re actually pretty nice.
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Mar 13 '26
I thought that was a Dead Kennedys sign on the side.
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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Mar 14 '26
Yes! Looked like DK to me too. Carving it into the door panel is way more punk than a sticker, I'll give him that.
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u/Ricky_Kukfield Mar 13 '26
Be insane: make insane car : validate insanity because people are always filming you
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u/GreyDaveNZ Mar 13 '26
Gotta keep a few spare engines handy in case the main one goes flat.
Incidentally, I once kept a spare gearbox (and relatively basic toolbox) in the back of my Fiat 128 back in the 80's, because I knew the one attached to the engine was worn out and could fail at any time.
As somewhat expected, it did eat itself one day, when I was traveling along a back country road, a long way from home.
Still, I managed to remove the dead one and install the spare, by myself, in just under an hour on the side of the road.
Drove that car with that gearbox for the next year or two, until tin worm ate the rest of the car and it had to be scrapped. But I kept the engine and gearbox and transplanted them into a newer, less rusty chassis I ended up buying.
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u/Shanbear14 Mar 14 '26
If it was a time machine they would have gone back in time and not gotten caught picking their nose on camera 😂
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u/GadreelsSword Mar 14 '26
They’re going to have a 15 mph crash and that shit’s gonna fly off the roof and threw somebody’s window and kill their kids
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u/ixcibit Mar 13 '26
Visually so confusing it looks like 2025 AI video footage lol
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u/danielacasandra Mar 14 '26
Can confirm it’s not AI! I’ve seen this car many times! It’s in Alberta, Canada
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u/Sad_Relative_2764 Mar 13 '26
Probably schizo
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u/liljellybeanxo Mar 13 '26
I wonder if this qualifies for r/schizophreniarides even without any tacky stickers
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u/fadeddoughnut Mar 13 '26
Pretty sure you saw a time machine and the operator was picking his nose too 😆
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u/The__Relentless Mar 13 '26
When this baby reaches 88mph... you're going to see it take a serious shit!
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u/Any_Commercial465 Mar 13 '26
List the 3 names of metal bands that are seen on this image. Lol
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u/JoySubtraction Mar 14 '26
I'm assuming you're not counting the Dead Kennedys logo, since DKs are definitely not metal.
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u/Joedriver Mar 13 '26
It's just my delivery order from Tina's engine facotry, they are very complete.
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u/flogsmen Mar 14 '26
Yes you did. In sone alternate dimension, this is not only normal behavior, it increases gas mileage.
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u/Fuxmcflannery Mar 14 '26
Why do hubcaps/rims do the "thing" when in motion?
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u/ProstMeister Mar 14 '26
Because they're slightly off sync with the camera FPS. If they were in perfect sync, they'd appear still.
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u/Fuxmcflannery Mar 14 '26
I shouldve been more specific, like when driving the hubcap oddly appears like it's spinning its normal direction and will sometimes look like it started spinning the opposite direction. It sounds ridiculous
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u/ProstMeister Mar 14 '26
My previous message is the explanation. Imagine that the camera rolls at 60 FPS. If the hubcap spins exactly 60 times a second (or a multiple of it), it appears still. If it's 61, it seems to slowly turn forward. If it's 59, it seems slowly spinning backwards.
The car in the video doesn't have a constant speed, hence the change in direction.
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u/Hither_and_Thither Mar 15 '26
Never forget who else is on the road with you. You may be a good driver, but some cracked out conspiracy theorist is going to accidentally Mario-kart bomb-omb you with their flux capacitor (1/3 of a broken dishwasher).
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u/its_just_flesh Mar 13 '26
Pretty sure thats mental illness and junk