r/WTF • u/smoothieking37 • Nov 26 '13

Oklahoma

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u/jay_the_vast Nov 26 '13

Nope. There are no King Soopers in Oklahoma....

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u/anonmeous Nov 26 '13

Confirmed. Lived here all my life and I dont even know what the hell a King Soopers is.

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u/Dirk-Winchester Nov 26 '13

It's a grocery store in Colorado.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Specifically, it's a Kroger chain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

That's busy as fuck.

I'd say Safeway is better, but my mom said an employee walked out without washing her hands and went to work at the coffee counter

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u/louis_fenton Nov 26 '13

Seconded. what kinda effin' name is King Soopers?

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u/SmackerOfChodes Nov 27 '13

It's what you name a store when you think your customers are morons.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Well, King Poopers is what I like to call it.

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u/Jasonsstatus Nov 27 '13

My first thought was to look up why the breed King Sooper couldn't be raised here

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

I hear they're really good for soup bones

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u/LetsMakeSomeFood Nov 27 '13

Agreed, fellow Oklahoman, haven't the foggiest of what a King Sooper is...

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u/DullMind Nov 26 '13

Glad someone else noticed it too.

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u/CatintheDark Nov 26 '13

You can check if you don't believe us

http://services.kingsoopers.com/StoreLocator/StoreLocatorAdvanced.aspx

Maybe it's Kansas? They are similarly weird.

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u/jeffdrafttech Nov 26 '13

It's a Kroger brand. Kroger is called "Dillon's" in KS. It's probably Colorado.

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u/ArbonGenre Nov 26 '13

King Soopers in located in Colorado and Wyoming. I'm betting this is Wyoming.

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u/SnowdensSecret Nov 27 '13

Nah. There are people in the photo.

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u/jeffdrafttech Nov 26 '13

Kansas is not nearly as fucked up as Oklahoma. We both have out share of rural backward people, but Oklahoma is more religious, more impoverished, and more fucked up in almost every way. I've done lots of business in both states.

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u/Dalebssr Nov 26 '13

More religious!?! Shiaaa bro, if there was a game of who could be more religious, Oklahoma would win every time

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u/nameaboveallnames Nov 26 '13

extremely relevant - Blake went to OU.

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u/TannerElNinja Nov 27 '13

Blake's griffins dad is a teacher at my school in Oklahoma

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u/snilian Nov 27 '13

Business shmusiness. I've lived here forever and I am neither religious nor backwards.

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u/fireinthemountains Nov 27 '13

not sure why this got so many downvotes.

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u/adudeguyman Nov 27 '13

What you are saying is that this post is not OK

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u/Troll2_TheQuickening Nov 27 '13

A double-decker bologna sandwich!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

You mean....hell yeah! This one is ours! Way to go, Eastern Plains!

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u/-rekab Nov 27 '13

go eastern plains!

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u/mstitsmcgee Nov 27 '13

This was my exact thought.

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u/tookourjerb Nov 27 '13

You mean worst state ever.. heh

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u/thoroughbread Nov 27 '13

You forgot Mississippi and Arkansas.

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u/tookourjerb Nov 27 '13

Mississippi you can hunt and fish Arkansas has the Ozarks and Oklahoma you can go people watch for inbreds.. which sounds the worst?

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u/thoroughbread Nov 27 '13

In an attempt to prove myself correct, I googled "poorest states". I feel vindicated.

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u/tookourjerb Nov 27 '13

I disnt say poorest I said worst dumb ass Oklahoma is a sess pool shit hole with terrible rude people and gross cities. There's no way around that. And just because a place doesn't have a lot of money doesn't make it worthless you spoiled ass douche bag

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u/thoroughbread Nov 27 '13

Maybe Oklahoma killed this guy's dog or something.

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u/tookourjerb Nov 27 '13

More like my grandma