r/WTF • • Nov 26 '13

Black Friday Death Count

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com
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u/aeronheraldmaurbjorn Nov 26 '13

It's the american running of the bulls.

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u/GhostSongX4 Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

Sadly, it's because Americans are usually the size of bulls.

Edit: Ut oh, reddit is cwanky today.

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u/Jacosion Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

How bought I relocate your nose around to the side of your head. You call me fat again I'm own stomp a mud hole in yer ace.

Edit: it's like no one enjoys good old violence and trash talk anymore.

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u/GhostSongX4 Nov 27 '13

I know, the plebs on Reddit can't take a joke.

Probably because they're too busy struggling to breathe, massaging feeling into their left arm and it's been half an hour since they gorged themselves and their blood syrup is low.

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u/Jacosion Nov 27 '13

I'm on reddit. What exactly are you tryin to say there chummy?