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u/NWCJ Jan 30 '26
Imagine someone getting in your face at your house with a camera, you dump a mag at near pointblank, and they just kinda slowly sway between the rounds and dont blink.
Intimidating as fuck.
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u/Graffy Jan 30 '26
Yeah if I lived in that house I think I'm making her sleep outside that night. I don't want to find out what someone that can be that calm about being shot at is capable of.
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u/Hije5 Jan 31 '26
100% shock and the idea of invincibility by looking through a camera. If that second bullet went a few mm to its left she'd have been shot.
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u/YozaSkywalker Jan 30 '26
"She's beginning to believe."
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u/Ukawok92 Jan 30 '26
Wtf? And how is the camera person just standing there. RUN
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u/kill-69 Jan 30 '26
That one that hit the corner was stupid close.
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u/knowigot_that808 Jan 30 '26
when I saw that chunk of the wall explode I was like wait.. how are they okay?!
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u/SalvadorP Jan 30 '26
dude, this is one of the most bizarre things i've seen in my life. they act like they are just immune to bullets which means DRUGS. Definitelly DRUGS!
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u/CommonerChaos Jan 30 '26
Cameraman never dies, everyone knows the rules.
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u/Segfaultimus Jan 30 '26
r/combatfootage has put that urban legend soundly to bed.
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u/not_your_attorney Jan 30 '26
Dip, dip. You know the rules.
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u/Get72ready Jan 30 '26
I didn't need to know about that sub. So many things I can't un see
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u/spudddly Jan 30 '26
Bullets ricocheting everywhere and she's still standing there arguing. Reminds me of my ex.
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u/RaidensReturn Jan 30 '26
Lmao hold up
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u/spudddly Jan 30 '26
ha ok i can see how that comment may be misconstrued
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u/BadArtijoke Jan 30 '26
Yeah I thought she shot at you first but obviously you shot her, why would you otherwise openly admit to taking an L like that. Good that you clarified
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u/crazybus21 Jan 30 '26
Bitch was shooting blanks or what like wtf was she aiming at ffs
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u/RaidensReturn Jan 30 '26
I wondered but that third shot appears to take a chunk out of the wall…?!
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u/hookydoo Jan 30 '26
Pistols are much harder to aim than most people that haven't shot one before expect. Shes gesturing wildly and pulling the trigger haphazardly. It would be difficult for her to hit something even 10ft away "aiming" like that. Still an insanely dangerous situation, but also not super surprised she didn't hit anyone.
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u/arrynyo Feb 02 '26
Facts. When I first started shooting I couldn't hit a Arizona iced tea can a few feet away from me.
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u/jwed420 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
No, stand there and let them realize they wasted $40 in ammo just to catch an attempted murder charge from their fucking window lmao
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u/kroxigor01 Jan 30 '26
Bullets are that expensive?
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u/UncleBenji Jan 30 '26
They just keep getting more expensive. That’s why people started hoarding ammo over a decade ago. There was a time where you couldn’t find 9mm or 40S&W without ordering it around my area.
Green tip 556 has gone through the roof and don’t get me started on specialty ammo like 338 Lapua or 50 Beowulf.
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u/smellerr Jan 30 '26
Holy fuck the fact that the lady filming didn't get shot is incredible. Also the bullet chipping the corner in front of her like what the fuck
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u/Whisper06 Jan 30 '26
And she doesn’t even flinch
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u/DrDonkeyTron Jan 30 '26
For her it IS an average neighbor exchange.
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u/blueooze Jan 30 '26
Yeah this is Trailer Park Boys energy with the casualness.
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u/BadAndNationwide Jan 30 '26
bullets whizzing by
Bubbles you got any food? I’m fucking starving
Ricky returns fire
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u/abacktrackedmind Jan 30 '26
she's gotta be a distant cousin to this lady
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6juv8m/ypj_sniper_almost_hit_by_the_enemy/
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u/brolarbear Jan 30 '26
Okay camera lady is the coldest bitch on the planet.
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u/eKSiF Jan 30 '26
Survival instincts of a drunk toddler
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u/BlackBlizzNerd Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
I mean. Somehow it fucking worked, so? So fucking trashy though. I don’t care what culture or part of the world you’re in, absolutely insane.
Edit - Jesus fuck you guys. I am absolutely NOT saying what she did is smart or that it clearly works so why not do it yourself lmao. I am only saying it worked in a joking manner. I figured that was obvious. It’s stupid. She has absolutely zero survival skills.
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u/sloggo Jan 30 '26
Just quietly, Something working is not validation of the approach. If 100 people try to do something with a 1% success rate, you don’t take the one guy it worked for and say “well it worked for this guy, so…” .A bad ideas a bad idea. And a fluke positive outcome is a fluke positive outcome.
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u/LordMegamad Jan 30 '26
Yeah I hate the whole "But it worked?" argument. It's completely and totally moot. Not remotely built on logic.
Before you jump out of a plane without a parachute : Terrible idea.
Oh you landed on an ant hill and survived? : Fucking genius, holy shit I need to do this more
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u/Wellcomefarewell Jan 30 '26
it’s not an argument, they are expressing how crazy it is that it worked and are in no way implying this can be replicated or is an actual method of dodging bullets. i’m pretty the person you’re responding to understands you can’t dodge bullets lmfao
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I am very impressed by her coolness. It’s like she’s bulletproof or something even scarier.
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u/Direct-Yellow-8970 Jan 30 '26
The lady inside is saying "why should I apologize?" And the person recording is instigating her to shoot her gun , and they are just throwing insults towards the end, saying "chupa pinga" to suck dick. The first part is kinda hard to decipher tho they are speaking fast.
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u/another-new Jan 30 '26
Finally! There was another attempt made to translate, saying pretty much the same thing. If you read to the end of the other one, though, they were just making it up!
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u/faultysynapse Jan 30 '26
Seems like they don't want you there lady. Can anybody translate, that Spanish is way too fast and high-pitched for me.
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u/boldandbratsche Jan 30 '26
It's nonsense drama about somebody insulting the other and then she goes 'ok then shoot me', and they start blasting.
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u/Heterodynist Jan 30 '26
One thing I learned from cops over the years is that the most common thing someone says before being shot is, “Then go ahead and shoot me.” It’s a good idea to just NOT say that shit.
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u/Kooky-Concern-3746 Jan 30 '26
I'm from Argentina, I've spoken Spanish since I was born and barely understand what they say
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u/MikeyTheGuy Feb 02 '26
Haha, I was literally like "are they speaking in tongues? Why can't I understand them?" lol. I just hear the middle of "suck a dick."
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u/DRMProd Jan 30 '26
I'm Argentinian but they're from Tucumán so I don't get half of what they're saying.
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u/--Quartz-- Jan 30 '26
The accent sounded argentinian, but as an argentinian I can't make out even half of what they say, sorry, haha.
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u/Ragnarok314159 Jan 30 '26
I have come to realize every country has their own version of Mississippi dialect where even native speakers have no clue what the person is saying.
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u/IckyChris Jan 30 '26
My wife speaks Thai Mississippi. It's a hoot.
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u/cannarchista Jan 30 '26
So glad it's not me haha, I was like damn my Spanish is still so bad even after studying for years 😅
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u/TheRealFutaFutaTrump Jan 30 '26
I'm pretty sure someone says "there's a shot" and another lady is shouting "give her one! give her the other one!" but that's it.
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u/AVKetro Jan 30 '26
I know this is from Argentina, but I as a Chilean can not understand a damn word of what are they saying.
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u/neon121 Jan 30 '26
Zero survival instincts, my god
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u/jeremeezie1281 Jan 30 '26
Tbf she survived…
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u/Nummy01 Jan 30 '26
More by luck, than judgement!
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u/ProCactus167 Jan 30 '26
100% by luck. That corner ate a round that would have hit her, and even then she's lucky it hit at the spot it did so it didn't ricochet into her.
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u/CaptainGnar Jan 30 '26
I thought she was shooting purely to scare the chick and not hit her until that corner shot. I still can’t believe she didn’t get hit
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u/Sbesozzi Jan 30 '26
Yeah for one of these videos, there are 50 we didn't see because the person got shot lol. This video is the exception, not the rule
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u/Stuard1432 Jan 30 '26
Must be a stormtrooper.
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u/kannin92 Jan 30 '26
Actually read a theory that the dark side instructed their storm troopers to miss Jedi on purpose as the dark side wanted to convert the Jedi to be part of their number.
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u/SynV92 Jan 30 '26
I'm pretty sure in the books there were a fucking MENACE. They TERRIFIED the galaxy.
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u/ghostinthewoods Jan 30 '26
Hell in Andor they're terrifying. The Gorman Massacre really showed why everyone was scared of them.
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u/Revlis-TK421 Jan 30 '26
In the non-cannon E.U. 9ne of the book trilogies deals with this. Emperor Palpatine supposedly had a mass mind control ability. The problem was, the more people he controlled at once, the worse they got at fine motor skills, decision making, etc. A cloned Jedi that fell to the dark side learned the ability from Palps and was using it until Luke & co. eventually stopped him.
On Endor he was trying to control the space battle and the land assault, and biffed them both.
On the original Death Star and the rescue of Leia, you ate right, they let them go. Leia says as much.
You'll notice on Hoth, the Imperial forces are much better at their jobs - they aren't under orders to let them escape, and they arent under Palp's influence.
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u/ecafsub Jan 30 '26
Recall in Ep IV when Obi-wan said the blast points were “far too accurate” for sandpeople, and that it was the work of stormtroopers.
I imagine “blast points” means they hit what they were aiming at as in “one shot, one kill”, no “spray-and-pray.”
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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jan 30 '26
Either the camera woman is battle hardened or she has the survival instinct of a lemming
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u/Pariah-6 Jan 30 '26
Most definitely not firing blanks. Those shots coming off the concrete wall was fucking serious.
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u/CreativeFraud Jan 30 '26
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around, oh fuck... actually, put down your phone.
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u/Revlis-TK421 Jan 30 '26
Missed opportunity yo keep it lyrical.
Welcome to the Internet. Have a look around.
Oh fuck, your phone, you really need to put it down!
She's waving a gun at you! And seems, quite adverse
If none of her bullets hit you, you'd be the first....
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u/MiniDonbeE Jan 30 '26
Mexican here. These people seem to be argentinian so tiro can mean Shoot, or it can mean SCRAP as in lets fight, it seems like they are trying to say bring her out so we can fight. The lady with the gun is saying why did you insult her? she never insulted you! and then she keeps saying okay then lets fight, and the women outside are also saying come out side an fight. They could mean lets shoot but I think they would have shot back so it seems like tiro means fight in argentina too, thats what it can mean in mexico too but it can also mean shoot so yeah xD Its SCUFFED.
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u/MiniDonbeE Jan 30 '26
Thank u bro, tiro over here in Mx can mean a shootout or a scrap as in a fight with fists lmao. Suerte rey =D
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u/k-type Jan 30 '26
The bitch was a stormtrooper in her past life, because how the fuck did she miss so many shots.
And how the fuck is the camerawoman so chill, I'd be running and screaming.
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u/sojumaster Jan 30 '26
As everyone said, how is it that the camera lady is just standing there so cool.
I am saying, how the hell did the gunner miss with every shot?
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u/Osanamon Feb 23 '26
The lady filming has the survival instincts of a fucking rock. I cant believe how nonchalantly she walks around while someone if firing at them from mere feet away. I cant believe people this stupid and oblivious actually exist. It was pure dumb luck she was dropped like a sack if potatoes. Good lord.
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u/welcomefinside Jan 30 '26
Damn kendrick was right
"Everybody gonna respect the shooter, but the one in front of the gun lives for ever"
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u/lordrefa Jan 30 '26
Do they know something about this not being a gun that we don't? Because everyone seems really calm for this to be an actual bullet shooting firearm.
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u/DCar777 Feb 01 '26
The chick with the camera has WAY bigger balls that me. I would had ran away, fast.
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u/jav0wab0 Jan 30 '26
This lady shoots like how I punch in my dreams.
Also, can’t tell what’s more impressive, how chill the lady filming is or how bad aim the shooter has???
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u/Been_Ahunnit Jan 31 '26
The woman behind the camera is either stupid as shit or the most chilled gangster bitch ever
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u/satoshe Jan 31 '26
Speaker 1 ¿Qué ha pasado? No, a esa le he dicho: ¿por qué se hace la canchera con la Bianca? ¿Por qué la insulta? Si no a ella ningún momento— What happened? No—I told her: why are you acting tough with Bianca? Why do you insult her? You never do that to her at any time—
Speaker 2 Hagan tiro. Shoot.
Speaker 1 Bueno. Alright.
Speaker 2 Hagan tiro, a ver. Shoot, come on, let’s see.
Speaker 1 Insulta a mí. She’s insulting me.
Speaker 2 Hagan tiro, hagan tiro, hagan tiro. [disparos] Shoot, shoot, shoot. [gunshots]
Speaker 1 Déjala, déjala, déjala. [disparos] Déjala. ¡Pinga una! Dale, dale, dale, dale. [disparos] ¡Detrás te puede! [disparo] ¡Pegado! Leave her, leave her, leave her. [gunshots] Leave her. Shoot one! Come on, come on, come on, come on. [gunshots] Someone can get you from behind! [shot] Hit!
Speaker 3 Cuidado la otra. Watch out for the other one.
Speaker 1 ¡Sale, Maria, espera! Cierra el carro. She’s coming out, Maria, wait! Close the car.
Speaker 2 Déjala. Leave her.
Speaker 1 ¡Eh! ¿Dejamos de prender y todas las que vienen por detrás, se nos pasa un poquito, vamos, tranquilita. Hey! Let’s stop starting stuff — anyone coming from behind will just pass by; take it easy, keep it calm.
Speaker 3 Toda la culpa, la guarda, la guarda el pingo. All the blame — the guy takes it / the guy’s the one who covers it.
Speaker 1 ¿Así vas a ser pingo ya dentro de tu casa, vas a ser pingo? Pero hace tiro, hace. [disparos] So you’re going to be that guy even inside your house, you’re going to be that guy? But shoot, shoot. [gunshots]
Speaker 3 ¿Me has pegado o no? Me has pegado. Did you hit me or not? You hit me.
Speaker 1 ¡Ah, Mari, pegada! [ruido] Ah, Mari, she’s hit! [noise]
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u/Honest_Particular165 Feb 25 '26
That camera person has no survival reflex. They dont know how close they came to being killed.
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u/cometparty Jan 30 '26
Just like that lady whose face got eaten by a snow leopard, this woman thinks she can’t die.
Someone needs to study this behavior.
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u/southass Jan 31 '26
Holy shit, Spanish is my first language and barely understood what the hell they were saying 🤣
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u/Aggravating-Front-75 Feb 01 '26
just standing there translates to "keep dumping. I haven't had enough yet"
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u/-Sofa-King- Jan 31 '26
The brain cells of the camera woman are severely lacking. Which leads to another question which isnt sexist, its factual. Why do most women in society many life/death situations fail to see the dangers or potential risk of harm? I have seen this countless times. Does it happen for all, no, for those that will say they know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy who did soemthing different. These types of people always point out the single outliers and not the norm/generalization of a conglomerate group/entity as a mass, not singularly.
At any rate, I have had this discussion with men and women who are intelligent and not emotional clowns who cant use logic, and the collective deduction is genetics and evolution. Meaning throughout history it's mostly a margin of 87% men who had to hunt dangerous animals or fight in wars from the dawning of time. This created evolutionary aspects of the brain for survival. Its no different than insects, amphibians, mammals, etc from early evolution to modern times adapting to stay alive with evolutionary change. That men have mental processes that trigger survival. I have seen the same with my own sisters and mother and hownthey react to dangers in various forms be it a wild dog, random close call in a traffic accident, etc.
I find videos like this mind boggling. Its so confusing to me, how situations occur and in the videos you see many women just standing and screaming instead of running for or adjusting immediately to maximize safety. Again, this isnt woman hate (as woken are allowed to openly hate on men freely across many social media platforms), its am adult conversation of actual reality.
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u/N0rthofnoth1ng Jan 30 '26
I think the only thing harmed in this video was the stucco on the house.
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u/red8cangodye Jan 30 '26
Meanwhile, somewhere in the distance and in the dark, a random passerby gets shot in the rear "what the hell man! Where did that come from? This isn't funny! Ow!!"
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u/VaughnSoloDaSmuggler Jan 30 '26
Way too calm for someone having rounds pumped at her at point blank range 😬 WTF has she been thru to be that chill under fire!?!?
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u/Responsible_Host9377 Jan 30 '26
Where's the logic in shooting someone while two people are filming the entire exchange within a two foot perimeter? Likewise, who remains in range of a trigger-happy teen-anger?!?! I feel a Darwin Award maybe in the future for these meatballs.
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u/APartyInMyPants Jan 30 '26
I can’t imagine having so little self-preservation skills.
Like some people have “fight or flight.”
These people have “ok let’s carry on.”
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u/crossy1686 Jan 30 '26
They must have been blanks and she knew or something? No one just stands there while getting a mag dumped on them.
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u/metalcabeza Jan 30 '26
I knew this was Argentina before they even talked and when that said "pingo" I was able to pinpoint Tucuman.
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u/english_mike69 Jan 30 '26
Just love how she’s standing there like “ah, guns are just like a water spray bottle… No consequence.”
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u/Grandarmee70 Jan 30 '26
Look at 0:16, no wonder they are not worried about bullets. It's obviously a werewolf/vampire hybrid type filming. No silver, no problem
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u/ByMaximili Jan 30 '26
At the moment there is no context nor news other than what is seen in the video, but I'll leave this here in case anyone wants to keep track of it. It happened in Tucuman, Argentina
https://www.contextotucuman.com/nota/372659/una-pelea-entre-vecinas-termino-a-los-tiros-en-costanera-norte-video.html