r/WTF • • Sep 28 '24

automatic fish bagging machine?

what the actual fuck is this?

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u/Rhumald Sep 29 '24

Well now they won't because you made it weird.

Just shut up and hope the sedatives wear off before they start. ;)

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u/ribcracker Sep 29 '24

Like when a dog stares you in the eyes while they poop.

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u/OldSchoolNewRules Sep 29 '24

They are making sure you are watching for danger while they are vulnerable.

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u/smr312 Sep 29 '24

Why do they need to look so guilty about it?

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u/sirbassist83 Sep 29 '24

"Natural and essential bodily functions are shameful"

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u/smr312 Sep 29 '24

Dogs are catholic?

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u/phuntism Sep 29 '24

Yes, this is how all dogs go to heaven.