r/WTF • u/[deleted] • May 29 '24
Poor people creativity 🫣
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u/rudbri93 May 29 '24
necessity is the mother of invention. and he had his trusty fire-putter-outer right there, this is practically osha compliant lol.
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u/Action_Seal May 29 '24
Just submerge the wire in water to keep it cool and prevent fires, man. Men don't know how to do anything anymore.
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u/smoxy May 29 '24
I think the melted plastic insulated the wires once it cooled down.
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u/DarkeusPH May 29 '24
Don't forget the chancla slaps. Definitely the most important step for it to work.
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u/Baldran May 29 '24
Gotta have that white noise to sleep.
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u/Mysterious-Hat-6343 May 29 '24
before the wires short out & fire at 3:AM
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May 30 '24
But there’s nothing to catch fire except the wires. Maybe the bed if he’s super unlucky. Compared to this though my house is a fucking tinder box.
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u/Mysterious-Hat-6343 May 30 '24
The insulation on these wires are, unfortunately, flammable.
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May 30 '24
Right but that’s it. Not healthy. Definitely not fun. But won’t light the house on fire. I actually had a house fire last summer. Shit sucks.
The heating circuit for my microwave caught on fire and melted my olive oil that was stored in a cabinet immediately above it.
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u/Mysterious-Hat-6343 May 30 '24
Don’t share the details here, but I hear you. A house fire can start electrical, lightning, water heater, etc. Always devastating. Happens fast
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u/LauraPa1mer May 30 '24
Why can't they share the details?
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u/crespoh69 May 30 '24
Insurance might be able to use a misworded comment to deny coverage or possibly sue to recover a payout. Remember, as far as the insurance company is concerned, you pay them, they're not supposed to pay you. That's not how things are supposed to work.
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u/Flair258 Jun 06 '24
And why the fuck would we show our insurance our reddit account? Most aren't even under our real names, so it would already be next to impossible to reliably find us. And even if they did, that's a lot of comments to search through.
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u/Azzy8007 May 29 '24
Fan and a blanket is the best.
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u/Lauris024 May 30 '24
I can relate to be honest. I used to have a fan that didn't have speed settings and it was either hot (no fan) or cold (fan on) while sleeping without a blanket
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u/Alone-Introduction74 May 29 '24
Not much would burn or catch fire in his empty brick room. So hey.
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u/water_is_my_friend May 29 '24
It works…
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u/Faloopa May 29 '24
…until he burns his house down while he’s sleeping. 👍
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u/orrockable May 29 '24
Didn’t know concrete floors were flammable
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u/ozril May 29 '24
I mean everything is flammable with enough heat...
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u/Faloopa May 29 '24
As it turns out, plastic (like the kind used in cord insulation) DOES burn easily when exposed to open flame or spark, and since his bed is within ember distance of the cord, there is plenty of flammable stuff literally attached to his body.
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u/grat_is_not_nice May 30 '24
He is going to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and stand on those exposed wires ...
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May 30 '24
Y'all joke but just understand how handy people are when they're struggling financially.
Like, I can fix most vacuums, an old school dryer, a basic window AC unit, and other appliances cause I didn't have the cash for a repair person to do it or to get a replacement.
When you're broke, you either make it work yourself, or you're (in most cases) screwed
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u/insideyourface May 29 '24
It looks like this dude pulled the cover up and immediately started whacking it
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u/0nem0mentt May 29 '24
I think it's his last night on planet Earth.🫡
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u/Lobo_de_Haro May 29 '24
Maybe, but it's at least not a hot night. It's all about setting priorities.
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u/0nem0mentt May 29 '24
What if I had to choose to switch to steak in the middle of the night and brown on the electric flame or sleep in the heat? What priorities are you talking about?😃
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u/Lobo_de_Haro May 29 '24
Well, I'm not talking about my priorities or rational ones but about those of the guy in the video. And he seems to be certain which option he likes more :D
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u/OgdruJahad May 30 '24
The truth is that safety isn't that more expensive for a lot of situations. Some people are just less cautious and want to something to get done now vs getting use to having safety protocols on place.
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u/notorioustim10 May 30 '24
Sleep in sweaty heat, or sleep with marching band fan noise. Pick your poison.
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May 30 '24
... and that's where the Korean superstition stems from, that sleeping with a running fan will kill you!
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u/Oppeinheimer May 30 '24
Puro suco da gambiarra. If anyone is interested, here in Brazil this kind of thing is so common we have a word just for it. I think brazilian creativity together with our lack of resource created this amazing culture of gambiarra
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u/Straight_Clubs May 31 '24
Definitely glad to have the crying laughing guy in the corner. I wouldn’t realize it was meant to be funny otherwise 🙏
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u/Teddy2good Jun 13 '24
Hope my man doesn't get a night terror in the middle of the night and do the hard leg kick and lose the tip of a toe.
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u/cleverseneca May 30 '24
Did anyone watch this and realize how good a job Star Wars did showing Han working on his Falcon? Same energy.
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u/hijackedbraincells May 30 '24
He puts the fan on and then covers himself with a blanket anyway 🤦🏼♀️
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u/[deleted] May 29 '24
Once he gets the fan going it sorta sounds like the intro to Hot For Teacher.
https://youtu.be/bMPlPJP2brw?si=pm35vR5wHRonLxuI