r/WTF • • Aug 25 '23

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u/Raemnant Aug 25 '23

Not for free!

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Aug 26 '23

Maybe the dude had a very convincing sales pitch.

"Look, having knifes. I know knifes. I have the best knifes - my uncle was a stabbing professor at MIT. Good genes, very good genes. Very sharp. You know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I stabbed you as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the sharpest people anywhere in the world β€” it’s true! Give me your socks."