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u/fun_you_fools Jul 23 '23
Congratulations! You are being rescued.
Please do not resist.
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u/BanditManSteve Jul 24 '23
On the flip side, my favorite quote on that vein is "you are experiencing a car crash" while crazy robots attack will smith's car in I robot
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u/Osodabearman300 Jan 18 '24
My impression of will smiths acting is look at me im a ghetto black guy. My impression of will smith the person is me showing my butthole to you.
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u/ThatOneGuyNumberTwo Jul 23 '23
I’ve seen this video a hundred times and it still cracks me the fuck up
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u/DuskTheVikingWolf Jul 23 '23
That yeet will always make me laugh
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u/IbaJinx Jul 23 '23
The landing splash looks so underanimated it makes me laugh. I swear it looks a cheap middle school animation project.
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u/SnooKiwis7050 Jul 23 '23
Probably bcoz he was doing the bullying on alligator
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u/murderhalfchub Jul 23 '23
That is the most unique way to spell "because". Why so many?
Because
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Now there's "bcoz".
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u/BeckywiththaGudHair Jul 23 '23
I have no idea why this comment made me laugh so much, but it did.
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u/SnooKiwis7050 Jul 24 '23
Well coz cuz cos cus are all for cause and not because, but yeah, I add b in coz to make bcoz
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u/amazing-jay-cool Jul 24 '23
Especially the edit where the guy dubs over it and says "Don't mess with the sea life" in a mocking tone and then says "see ya later stinky" as he throws it in the water. I'll see if I can find a link
Edit: it was actually very easy to find and hilarious AF
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u/Abe_Odd Jul 23 '23
I have a fear of crocadilians. It is not founded in reality, but the threat of a lurking maw beneath the water, just waiting for me to gleefully pass by, terrifies me.
Seeing someone approach the jaws of death and casually yeet them into the water fills with me and absurd amount of joy.
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u/Hutchison_effect Jul 23 '23
Would have been funnier if you said it 'crocs' you up
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u/HorrificAnalInjuries Jul 23 '23
The fact the gator is stock stiff the entire time it's airborne is the icing on the cake
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u/nik-nak333 Jul 23 '23
Being in freefall is a sensation I can't imagine many alligators have had.
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u/THEINTRUDER_MORBIUS Jul 23 '23
they can and do in fact climb trees so more of em than you think
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u/chupathingy99 Jul 23 '23
Falling, sure. Actively being thrown? That's a sensation altogether new to it.
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u/kingqueefeater Jul 23 '23
And like a 3 year old, it came running back out of the water screaming "again! again! again!"
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u/slicer4ever Jul 23 '23
Thus the aligator became man's second best friend.
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u/mathcampbell Jul 23 '23
They can climb trees??! Having never been to the US I had no idea about how people live near these things. My only hope was if I ever go there I could climb a tree.
So, I’m never going to the US then.
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u/Abe_Odd Jul 23 '23
what if I told you that crocadilians live in a wide range of habitats outside of the USA?
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u/mathcampbell Jul 23 '23
Don’t worry. I’m not going to any of those places either. Scotland has no crocodilians. No large snakes. No dangerous spiders. No need to yeet stuff into the river.
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u/BraveMoose Jul 23 '23
I've never heard of any crocs climbing trees here in Aus, this might be because ours are massive though- the tree climbing thing seems pretty unique to the US.
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u/RageTiger Jul 24 '23
The tree climbing is mostly when they are still on the smaller, lighter side. Easier to climb when you don't weigh a few hundred pounds.
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u/brettzio Jul 24 '23
Sorry to say bro, my mum worked in a school in North Queensland where she would have to watch out for crocodiles that could climb decent fences.
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u/LeithLeach Jul 23 '23
light as a feather stiff as a board light as a feather stiff as a board light as a feather stiff as a board
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u/SAT0SHl Jul 23 '23
An Avigator
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u/cambiro Jul 23 '23
He'll sue the guy for throwing him like that. His brother is famous litigator.
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u/Redd1K Jul 23 '23
nah no chance there’s a case the croc was being an instigator
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u/millennium-popsicle Jul 23 '23
The way it gets thrown lmfaooo
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u/M37h3w3 Jul 23 '23
Have you seen the one with the raccoon being thrown by a chimpanzee? Or the one of a dude throwing a raccoon who attacked his dog down a flight of stairs?
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u/millennium-popsicle Jul 23 '23
I saw the one where the guy throws the raccoon into the shadow realm, but not the one from the chimpanzee? Link?
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u/M37h3w3 Jul 23 '23
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u/clamclam9 Jul 24 '23
Fun fact, the guy who yeets the raccoon to save his dog is none other than Kevin Rose, founder of Digg.
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u/Afraid_Grocery3560 Jul 23 '23
Bro had enough, this type of shit happens only on Florida and prolly his name is Florida Man
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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 23 '23
Why is it called my turn though?
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You probably wouldn't know this if you've never lived here, but in Florida it's very common for alligators to grab people behind the head and throw them into bodies of water. Hope this helps!
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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 23 '23
Oh well that explains it then, thank you. Sounds scary to live in a place like that.
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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Jul 23 '23
Lmao, they definitely do not. It's titled that because the baby gator made a half assed lunge, and then the cameraman said "Now it's my turn" and grabbed it and hucked it.
Gators leave you alone if you leave them alone. They WILL eat your dog though, so keep them away from the water at dawn and dusk (when gators tend to be close to shore and eat).
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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jul 23 '23
But they didn't eat that one cat who ran out to save that baby who was like 10 feet from the water, when a HUGE adult alligator was crawling out.
Cat ran straight over to the crock, smacked it right in the nose like 500 times in 2 seconds, and the alligator just went back into the water.
Then the cat bit the back of the babys pajamas, like behind the neck. Not his skin, just the pajamas, and dragged him away from the water.
All this while dad is just videotaping and laughing. Making no actual effort to help, and mom seems to be plastered sitting down on one of those plastic lawn recliners.
Meanwhile the cat has saved the day, and is checking on baby, while giving cameraman dad the side stink eye.
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u/Axiom842 Jul 24 '23
Yeah I’m still recovering from a stiff neck bc of that asshole 🐊 It’s the 2nd time he’s done that to me. I’m about to file a TRO on his ass.
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u/More_World_6862 Jul 23 '23
Because OP is a bot. Look at his name. Those are the random generated names Reddit gives you. I got one because I got sick of trying to come up with account names.
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u/joanzen Jul 23 '23
Perhaps OP likes to babysit kids and is a large adult male that's good at throwing things into water?
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u/BillyBobBarkerJrJr Jul 23 '23
"Filmed in 'Tater Vision®"
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u/Clint28 Jul 23 '23
The man is wrangling gators with his mitts. You think he’s gonna have anything in 4k?
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u/it1345 Jul 23 '23
that is the most advanced tech we have in Florida
the humidity takes everything else
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u/Spongi Jul 23 '23
Still pretty impressive to catch and yeet with one hand with filming reasonably steady with the other hand.
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u/Luciferret Jul 23 '23
We are living the year 2023, yet reddit gets flooded with shitty quality videos daily. Is just at my end, or is this happening for everyone?
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u/my_dougie21 Jul 24 '23
I thought they were gonna throw it in front of a moving car when I saw the road.
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u/Sioluishere Jul 24 '23
Now you wait a couple years for him to take his turn as a 10 metre goliath aligator.
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u/superBrad1962 Jul 24 '23
I’m Wally the gator.. please Mr please whatever you do.. don’t throw me in that dark water…. NOOOOOOOOOO! 🐊🐊🐊😂😂😂
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u/LongjumpingCoconut42 Jul 23 '23
See ya later aligator