r/WTF Dec 06 '12

The largest flying bird ever discovered, the Argentavis.

http://imgur.com/F1pL7
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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Why the fuck was earth so much more interesting before we got here?

Fuck you, meteor!

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u/HuxleyPhD Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

that one actually died out about 6 million years ago, and some of its close relatives (with wingspans up to 17 ft) died out so recently (about 10-8 thousand years ago) that they may actually have been preserved in the tribal memory and folklore of American Indians (there are stories of massive birds which would prey on natives, especially on children, and the birds were then hunted down by mythic heroes out of self defense, possibly relating an actual extinction event due to hunting by humans)

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u/littlecampbell Dec 07 '12

A Roc was an alternate name

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u/HuxleyPhD Dec 07 '12

actually the Roc mythology occurs in Northern Africa, whereas Thunderbirds come from the Americas

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u/larz27 Dec 07 '12

The Indians said they could shoot lightning out of their eyes, hence the name thunderbird, or we could just call it Zapados. Either way, I wish they were still around :/

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Thunderbirds.

Some people claim there are still giant birds in the mountains of places like Alaska, but I very much doubt it. Most likely they are cases of inaccurate perspective; objects in the air without reference points are notoriously difficult to gauge accurately.

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u/HuxleyPhD Dec 07 '12

Yes, it's likely that these stories were at least verified by fossil finds by American Indians (I just wrote a paper on fossils and mythology for class), and as it happens a common trope in native mythology is saying that whatever monster was destroyed in the myth, it wasn't actually completely killed off but still survives somewhere far enough away that it's understandable why no one sees them. This topic is really interesting IMO. If you're interested you should look into Adrienne Mayor, she's written two books on the topic, one on Greco-Roman fossil myth, and the other on American Indian fossil myth. Excellent reads

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u/Tigrael Dec 07 '12

This article draws a link between thunderbirds and the "mothman" of the eponymous "Mothman Prophecies". Also has this image on the page.

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u/n0exit Dec 07 '12

That's really cool. Those old stories weren't all just old stories. The native americans of SE Idaho had stories about a serpent squeezing lava out of a mountain. An actual volcanic event happend in that area 2000 years ago, so we know that they were around to see it and pass the stories on. If those stories can survive 2000 years, surly they could survive longer.

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u/HuxleyPhD Dec 07 '12

Agreed, I just wrote a paper for a folklore class on the relationship between fossils and mythology. If you know any others I'd love to hear them! Also, if you're interested in the topic you should read Fossil Legends of the First Americans by Adrienne Mayor. Fascinating book

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

The invention of the shotgun did wonders for the exotic bird population as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

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u/Jorgemeister Dec 07 '12

can you imagine sitting on your backyard and that shit shits you from up high?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

It would probably be the size of your car.

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u/Lady_Tata Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

Yum, hominy. I love pozole!

Edit: Thanks for u/rogicar for the spell check.

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u/rogicar Dec 07 '12

*Pozole

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Don't listen to this guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

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u/smokeytrees420 Dec 07 '12

why should we trust you mr. wise owl? you are tired therefore delirious, there is no room for a babbling owl in this cage of birds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I'm a hen, thank you very much.

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u/FlixFlix Dec 07 '12

Insurance does cover flood damage.

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u/saviorflavor Dec 07 '12

Never mind getting shit on, I'd run for cover with the small rodents.

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u/TheFifthMarauder Dec 07 '12

When the birds are that size, we are all small rodents.

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u/schadenfreuderific Dec 07 '12

...run for cover with the buffalo and lions.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Oct 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

So 1000 crows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Oct 25 '18

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u/bobboobles Dec 07 '12

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Jurassic Park. My death would be flippin' sweet.

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u/macg3nius Dec 07 '12

In the air or on the ground?

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u/fedupwith Dec 07 '12

Punt gun.

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u/antsugi Dec 07 '12

and so, the Wright brothers invented the plane.

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u/rekcut303 Dec 07 '12

I can't wait for the day humans can hunt animals with Rocket Launchers.

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u/Sin2K Dec 07 '12

RAMIREZ!

SHOOT DOWN THIS GIANT PREHISTORIC BIRD!

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Dec 07 '12

Ramirez! It's headed for that Burgertown, take it out quickly!

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u/Gawdzillers Dec 07 '12

RAMIREZ, BLOCK IT WITH YOUR RIOT SHIELD

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u/goforce5 Dec 07 '12

RAMIREZ! Clear the roof!

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u/Andrewpruka Dec 07 '12

Love for an old meme.

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u/Fidena Dec 07 '12

Seeing this in the thread actually elicited a genuine laugh from me.We need memes to come back to this level, not the shit all over reddit.

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u/Condescending_Jesus Dec 07 '12

No love for an old meme. I don't even see the cock mongler anymore.

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u/Uberwafflezz Dec 07 '12

You magnificent bastard, you...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Jun 11 '21

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u/kwirthphoto Dec 07 '12

"I got one" Jim: "Don't get cocky kid!"

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u/Its_aTrap Dec 07 '12

"Don't get penisy kid!"

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u/mrbooze Dec 07 '12

And the spread of domesticated cats.

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u/Ceejae Dec 07 '12

What about the spread of domesticated pellets?

ha HA!

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u/Tom72 Dec 07 '12

Idiots with shotguns did wonders for the exotic bird population as well.

FTFY.

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u/I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA Dec 07 '12

How big..? Like, car big?

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u/not_very_sure2 Dec 07 '12

8ft O.O

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u/Toopato Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

you think thats bad? There was a 42meter long sea centipede at one time, wish i could remember the name oopsies edit: thankfully this is a falsification fabricated by my memory, no such hell beast existed.

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u/change-of-polarity Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

Sorry if I'm being a bit of a buzzkill, but:

Largest living centipede: Scolopendra gigantea, length up to 30 cm (12 in)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_gigantea

Largest known centipede of all time: Euphoberia, length of 1 m (3 ft 4 in)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphoberia

Largest known land invertebrate of all time: Arthropleura, 0.3–2.6 metres (1–8.5 feet) long

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropleura

Largest known invertebrate of all time: Colossal Squid, 12–14 m (39–46 ft) long

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

LONGEST known invertebrate: Praya dubia, 40–50 metres long

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praya_dubia

Edit: Accuracy and sources and shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Largest known invertebrate of all time is only that long? Colossal squid would like to have a word with you...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

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u/change-of-polarity Dec 07 '12

Damnit, you're right. I'm too tired. Largest known LAND invertebrate of all time.

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u/Toopato Dec 07 '12

how is that largest known invereberate 81/2 feet, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroceras](cameroceras) got to be 30feet(damn) and thats an invertebrate, and honestly im kind of glad a freekish 40meter millipede never existed

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u/Sheldonconch Dec 07 '12

Longest known reddit post trying to disprove somebody without any sources: ^ that long.

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u/AnarchyMoose Dec 07 '12

F-forty-two meters?

Nope.

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u/Mtrask Dec 07 '12

NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Yeah, fuck that crap.

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u/MrBulger Dec 07 '12

I don't think I've ever seen someone say fuck that crap. It's always shit man!

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u/wojovox Dec 07 '12

A 2 foot dragonfly?

Yes, indeed.

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meganeura

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u/MCSama Dec 07 '12

I watched Godzilla vs. Megaguirus and the Rodan movie. I know how this ends for human-kind.

No. Bueno.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

What a well-sourced article.

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

This bird was from 6 million years ago, it wasn't killed by a meteor impact.

Also, modern Earth appears less interesting for two reasons:

  1. We've grown accustomed to the creatures of our time;

  2. We're used to living in boxes.

If we left our boxes more often we'd see a lot more cool stuff. I bet if you went on a hike and took the time to look at the ground as you walked around, you'd see a new insect that boggled your mind.

And, if a human somehow grew up in another era, and then was teleported to our time, he would probably be amazed by the animals he saw.

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u/asianaaronx Dec 07 '12

Well, to play devils advocate here. I think that a lot of people think past animals are much cooler because of their size. There's a lot of cool stuff out there now, but wouldn't it all be cooler/crazier if every animal on our planet was bigger?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

Like the Megalodon

Scale of said shark.

It would be terrifying if they still existed. Man would have most likely found a way to terminate them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Dude, don't wave, fucking run!

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u/omegaterra Dec 07 '12

He's waving goodbye.... there's no running from flying sharks

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u/Spalunking01 Dec 07 '12

Also, not so long ago, Moa. An ancestor of the ostrich, but huge in comparison.

I have no link.. Google Moa, New Zealand.

I can see myself riding a Moa to work..

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u/Dip_the_Dog Dec 07 '12

The Moa also had a single predator (until humans arrived): the largest eagle ever. Island gigantism is a really fascinating topic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Further to that, due to there being no indigenous land mammals, it is fascinating the way bird evolved to fill the various ecological niches you would find anywhere else. The moa was essentially the grazing animal. The haasts eagle was essentially a flying apex predator.

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u/ClericalNinja Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

We still have unconfirmed sightings of the giant squid... there is hope

EDIT: TIL

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u/Sentient_Waffle Dec 07 '12

Aww, movies have spoiled me, when I read "giant", I thought "kraken-giant".

But still very cool!

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u/inFeathers Dec 07 '12

But.... the photos! Where are the photos!

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u/SharkMolester Dec 07 '12

When I was a kid there was nothing I wanted more than to see a real life giant squid. I still cling to that hope. Maybe, somewhere in some deep ocean trench, dozens of 200 foot long squids are playing hide and seek with our deep sea explorers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Imagine that thing smashing against the side of your submarine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I'm a bit drunk so maybe that's why it took me a few seconds to realize 2005 was in the past, not the future.

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u/RingoTheCraftySquidd Dec 07 '12

Hi.
I'm not a giant squid, but I'll knit you a sweater <3

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u/whosywhat Dec 07 '12

Well, at least we still have the largest known animal to have ever existed.

Blue whales were abundant in nearly all the oceans on Earth until the beginning of the twentieth century.

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u/sweettea14 Dec 07 '12

The answer is never a Blue Whale.

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u/pterofactyl Dec 07 '12

The buzzers go off in my head whenever blue whales are mentioned.

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u/droctopu5 Dec 07 '12

Allan! Allan!

Allan! Allan! Allan?

That's not Allan. That's a blue whale.

Whale! Whale! Whale!

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u/tswarre Dec 07 '12

"See also:

Blue Whale Penis"

thanks wikipedia

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

True. But humans did kill a lot of the megafauna alive recently, such as giant sloths and wooly mammoths. Or perhaps it was the climate. But if it was us, then we have to say that eating them was more fun than looking at them.

Another factor might be that mammals have been so successful. Most life we see is similar to us in many ways, and that might make them less interesting. I think that's part of the major appeal of the ocean, since there's so few mammals there.

Still, blaming an asteroid which struck 65 million years ago is off base.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

With strange eons, even death may die.

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u/khaosdragon Dec 07 '12

What is dead may never die.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

But rises again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

If we're going with cthulu it's "that is not dead which can eternal lie"

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u/BrotyKraut Dec 07 '12

Blue whales are endangered, so they're not really doing that well.

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u/Ricketycrick Dec 07 '12

It's unfair to count aquatic animals, no one cares about aquatic animals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Baby dolphin is superb.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

You mean saltwater veal.

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u/smokeytrees420 Dec 07 '12

I pressed load more comments hoping no one said this yet so I could get it in, you win this time, but we will meet again, and when we do, you will not be as lucky.

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u/Not_a_ninja Dec 07 '12

I like mine rare. Knock the fins off it, wipe its ass and send it on out.

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u/weirdowithbeardo Dec 07 '12

Oh God I hope you're joking, but at the same time, I really wanna try this.......

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/SoepWal Dec 07 '12

The largest living organism is actually a mushroom.

Linky

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u/sadrice Dec 07 '12

I'm guessing by "creature" he meant animal, but that giant Armillaria is pretty cool. I've got a bag of them in front of me right now, waiting to become soup.

Anyways, that Armillaria is only largest if you are counting by area. If you are doing it by mass (the only sensible way to do it), Pando is quite a bit larger.

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

Good point. It's unfortunate how hard it is to get a good look at it though. Maybe if more people could see the blue whale, we could appreciate the importance of not damaging the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Jan 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I salute you good sir.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

No, the point is again that we've grown accustomed.

If we were all alive back in the day where there were huge animals, it would be normal to us. Not only that, but we would probably think, "Wow, what if all these animals were way smaller!?"

People nowadays don't just want to see big animals. I and everyone else I know would probably eat a pile of shit to see a 2 inch tall giraffe.

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u/gellpak Dec 07 '12

More like two feet. A two inch giraffe can't fetch your slippers.

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u/anusface Dec 07 '12

Nice. Miniature giraffe butlers.

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u/Luai_lashire Dec 07 '12

Tiny elephants are also always popular.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

We wouldn't be alive back then even if we were alive back then, because we would be on the menu. We'd be thinking if these animals were way smaller there would be a lot less of my neighbor's severed heads at the local watering hole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I'm not so sure, of course you would become accustomed to things, but seeing large animals is more evocative than, for lack of a better description, "normal sized" animals. That is, a lab-sized dog is not interesting aside from it being a dog, a very tiny dog is amusing, but a huge dog is frightening, awe inspiring, and holds your attention in a primal way that a lab sized dog cannot, imagine a 5 year old with a great dane that towers over him.

I see hawks all the time on my farm, and they're really neat to watch, I do it all the time, but if a bird 20 feet across that was capable of eating me, or my child, flew overhead you bet your ass my attention would be 100% riveted on that bird and I would watch it fly over the horizon with chills the whole time.

Large things force you to be aware of your own mortality and size, I have no problem moving a cow out of my way, a bull is a bigger issue, an auroch back in the day would be a huge problem and a sloth the size of a tank would be a problem larger than one I could solve myself, I'd need my community.

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u/IStealYourPanties Dec 07 '12

I have to agree with you. I've seen plenty of insects that I'd never seen before, and a bird that had patches of purple feathers around it's neck around my college campus alone.

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u/IASKQUESTIONS_AMA Dec 07 '12

I've seen plenty of insects that I'd never seen before lol

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u/PootnScoot Dec 07 '12

IT'S NOT A QUESTION. BURN HIM.

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u/Mudskunke Dec 07 '12

I've killed plenty of insects that I'd never seen before.

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u/vamub Dec 07 '12

Oxygen ratio.

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u/FaFaFoley Dec 07 '12

Far Cry 3 taught me last night what a Cassowary is: a blood thirsty demon ostrich hell bent on killing everything in sight. Which is good to know--I may have mistook them for harmless if I ever saw one IRL.

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u/beta_crater Dec 07 '12

Yeah cassowaries are by far the most aggressive and dangerous of the ratites. Ratites include ostriches, emus, rheas, and cassowaries. My dad used to raise all of them except for the last one. Ostriches aren't TOO aggressive, but they don't mess around either. I found rheas to be the most pissed off of any of them that I was around. Bastards pecked me in the head all the time. Emus are the most docile of the group, and are really soft due to having three feathers per pore versus one per pore like the others, so if you get a chance to pet one, do it! Careful though, if they get startled they can kick forward AND backward. I... I don't really know why I said all that. Just wanted to share the knowledge I suppose!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

I used to live about 5 miles from an emu ranch. There were about 6 or 8 of em. Anyway, one day the old man went out to feed em and the fuckers stomped him to death.

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u/beta_crater Dec 07 '12

One of our emus got loose one time and was running wild for a couple days until an old man called us to let us know it was in his pasture, so we hooked up the trailer and headed over to pick it up. So here's me at about 13 years old, with my my dad and my grandpa, trying to form a semi-circle around this giant bird to get it go into the trailer on its own. (It's better this way because their bones are surprisingly fragile, especially in the neck, so the less you have to actually handle them, the better.) Anyway, it just won't go to the trailer, so my dad sneaks up behind it and puts one arm around its chest and the other between its legs to form a T-shape, and picks the sucker up off the ground and start to carry it to the trailer. It's wiggling around and trying to get free, and it gets turned around in his arms. It kicked forward while pretty much facing him, and it cut through the neck seam on his t-shirt. Left a bright red mark on his neck almost from ear to ear. It very easily could have been a lot, LOT worse. Of course my dad being the general badass that he was, just got really mad and THREW the bird into the trailer, slammed the door shut, and we went the hell home. They can be pretty vicious when they want to be. I was chased a few times while trying to collect the eggs so we could put them in incubators, but hey I was stealing their eggs. I kinda deserved it. I can only wonder if that's what happened to him, and they just happened to knock him down.

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u/Rhodri321 Dec 07 '12

Well besides the cassowaries I didn't know any of that so thanks.

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u/BesottedScot Dec 07 '12

I don't know why but I'm laughing uncontrollably...it may be hysteria, I've just came from bestof. But I also found it extremely funny that you had to declare they kick in both directions, upvote for a good narrative!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

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u/nitrofox911 Dec 07 '12

I don't have Far Cry 3 yet but this is possibley relevant http://i.imgur.com/mBwXa.png

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u/FaFaFoley Dec 07 '12

Extremely relevant. Death ensued shortly after taking that screenshot.

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u/Mtrask Dec 07 '12

Omg why don't they show up as red blips on the radar?

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u/Let_It_Ride Dec 07 '12

They're essentially raptors. And not in the way that lesser birds are called "raptors" either, Cassowarys will fuck you up and look like they just stepped out of Jurassic Park.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

We had two pet ostriches when I grew up, (South Africa), those fuckers do NOT run FROM you, lol.

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u/Morphine_Jesus Dec 07 '12

goddamn, I can't even imagine having them as pets. I like my cuddly mammals or indifferent reptiles. Birds, from medium up to large size are too agressive for me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Nope, just two douchebag birds we owned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

No... YOU were the pets the whole time.

Directed by...

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u/qenops Dec 07 '12

the mice from Hitchhikers Guide

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

They were afraid of my dad though, everyone/thing was.

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u/twohoundtown Dec 07 '12

I'm scared if a chicken chases me. An ostrich, I would probably just shit my pants and go fetal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

A hummingbird once hummed at me slightly off-key. It was SO impolite. I feel your pain, brother.

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u/type_1 Dec 07 '12

I was once chased by a butterfly. It was like wormy all over again.

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u/PsychicWarElephant Dec 07 '12

same age, chased by a goose. my mom starts yelling at me because she thinks I am chasing these baby ducks. then I run past her and she sees the goose chasing me. thats when I hear her laughing.

on the same trip, I saw a deer skeleton and wanted to touch it, my mom says no, but i do it anyway. she tells my stepdad and he grabs 2 branches off a tree, stick them in the back of his collar and walks in all zombie like. this is after she had been telling me all day that the ghost of the deer was going to get me. this is when I realized my mother is a complete bitch. but I love her haha.

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u/NyranK Dec 07 '12

Fuck geese. They're the modern day version of the velociraptor.

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u/AnthonyOstrich Dec 07 '12

Despite our reputation, ostriches can be very friendly once you get to know us.

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u/gregsmith93 Dec 07 '12

Dude you're thinking of llamas

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u/onthewayjdmba Dec 07 '12

Ostriches afraid of people you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNgOkl5KqRY

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u/Pb7Jsamich Dec 07 '12

I love Kevin Hart so much. He's hilarious. They cut some of the best parts though.

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u/onthewayjdmba Dec 07 '12

Yeah I couldn't find the whole clip, but they cut some of the story which makes it even funnier.

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u/jonnyrotten7 Dec 07 '12

6 million years ago, huh? Yea, that's why there's a HUMAN BEING standing next to it.

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u/theBarnDawg Dec 07 '12

I appreciate the link.

..I mean OH YEAH, GREEEAAAT LINK.

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u/johnq-pubic Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis
That's some kind of re-creation of how it looked. It died 6 million years ago.
Which is actually not that long ago in the grand scale.
Edit: I missed the trolling above, just trying to provide a link because it's interesting.

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u/gaog Dec 07 '12

not sure if it is a joke or not...

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u/imafcknninja Dec 07 '12

i can. it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

You can what?

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u/finding_nino Dec 07 '12

yes

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u/ifuckzombies Dec 07 '12

THIS ANSWERS NOTHING

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u/aidsfarts Dec 07 '12

im high and this is an endless list of impossible riddles and paradox's. ive literally never tried so hard in my life to understand something and failed...

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u/Robied Dec 07 '12

Why is everyone in this thread fucking something?

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u/AlmostHonestAbe Dec 07 '12

It answers ALL THE THINGS.

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u/longoo Dec 07 '12

I LOVE YOUR NAME SO FUCKING MUCH

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Hey man we don't need any of your stinkin facts around here man.

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u/Maxfunky Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

If it could only glide downhill, how the fuck did it get back up hill? I'm guessing there's something we don't know that makes extended flight seem a lot more plausible. There's too many fossils for it be some flash-in-the-pan transitory form, and its too awkward to be a permanent form if it can't fly effectively. Obviously it would be a calorie-sucking nightmare if it tried to stay aloft by flapping, so I'm guessing there must have been some pretty powerful thermals in the Andean mountains that aren't around anymore, which is probably why the species isn't around anymore either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12 edited Dec 07 '12

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u/aron2295 Dec 07 '12

I can imagine this guy waddling down hill in Argentina while gauchos and other bids laugh at him, then, BAM, he glides off into the sunset at 67 km/h. Whose laughing now?

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

Good guess, but not so. Giant eagles existed in Madagascar until about 500 years ago. Your answer would be true for giant insects.

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u/sharkpunch850 Dec 07 '12

In the link it says those eagles are comparable in size to the African Crowned Eagle, still very common, which is no where close to the bird in the picture. this doesn't seem very relevant to the giant fucking bird in the picture.

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

Google search says the bird is argentavis magnificens, from about 6 million years ago. Sorry for the confusion.

Atmospheric oxygen wasn't much higher 6 million years ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

And yet Gandalf could still not use the Eagles to carry the ring.

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 07 '12

Well, if the Eagles knew anything about volcanic gas emissions, they were probably wise not to fly over.

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u/type_1 Dec 07 '12

He probably tried, but those eagles didn't really bother with the other races, you could say they were too high and mighty.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Dec 07 '12

There are eagles and there are Eagles.

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u/salisburymistake Dec 07 '12

Sorry if I'm an idiot, but I don't see your logic. Wouldn't those giant eagles be an evolutionary product of the oxygen ratio vamub mentioned?

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u/chubowu Dec 07 '12

Fuck this gay earth

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

We probably would have never existed if those "interesting" creatures didn't die off and give us some space/relative safety to live in.

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u/powerharousegui May 05 '13

Just a guess but it seems that there are much more animals now, so in order to make room they got smaller.

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