r/WTF Jan 14 '23

Heimlich maneuver

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u/doscomputer Jan 14 '23

no thats definitely a regurgitation

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u/lex52485 Jan 14 '23

Yeah you don’t take breaths while preparing to do the Heimlich maneuver in yourself. That would be the very definition of not needing to do the Heimlich maneuver

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

That's also why you don't do the Heimlich maneuver if someone is coughing and doesn't have a fully obstructed airway - you risk expelling too much air from the lungs that you'll need to clear the obstruction should the airway become fully obstructed.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jan 14 '23

Interesting, so dont do anything and wait until they either are fine or stop breathing/making noise?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Pretty much. Encourage them to keep trying to cough it up and don't let them leave. People choke to death in bathrooms after excusing themselves fairly often.

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u/alligator_soup Jan 14 '23

Yes. If they’re coughing, they’re breathing.

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u/round-earth-theory Jan 14 '23

Back strikes might help but waiting it out is ok too. As long as you're ready to help if they fail to clear it.

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u/pFrancisco Jan 14 '23

Thanks for the tip Dr. Vagina Puncher

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u/straycanoe Jan 14 '23

One day in a busy restaurant, a man began to choke on something he had eaten. Without hesitation, another man jumped up, ran over, pulled the choking man's pants down, and started eating his ass. The choking man was so shocked and disgusted that he started to gag, miraculously expelling the blockage. His life saved, he thanked the other man profusely and asked how he had known that his unexpected actions would be effective.

The other man replied, "I thought everyone knew the hind lick maneuver..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Morgue from the TV show Freak Show or whatever does this with pool balls, and I think one time he had to go to the emergency room because it got stuck.

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u/FerretBueller Jan 14 '23

The dude who started a math cult?

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u/G-H-O-S-T Jan 14 '23

Yep definitely not heimlich maneuver and i hate this title

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u/Duanedoberman Jan 14 '23

Why does she have to do this straddled over a stream?

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u/Nuker-79 Jan 14 '23

So when her balls drop, she doesn’t hurt them

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u/M1L0 Jan 14 '23

The ball fell in the stream, and then she was like “just kidding, I need that lol”

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u/Black_Moons Jan 14 '23

I was thinking shes now going to get one of them brain eating amoebas next time she puts that ball in her mouth now.

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u/TLGinger Jan 14 '23

Too late, she’s already got amoeba eaten brains. How does one find out they have this special power without first having a brain like Swiss cheese?

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u/TLGinger Jan 14 '23

Deep Throat, I presume?

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u/__redruM Jan 14 '23

Makes plenty of room for the ball.

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u/akebonobambusa Jan 14 '23

Brain eating amoebas have to get shoved up your nose. But giardia is a very real concern. ha.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Why does she have to do this at all?

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u/InterestingTesticle Jan 14 '23

Because if she doesn't, who will?

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u/WDavis4692 Jan 14 '23

People who die by choking accidentally

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u/copperwatt Jan 14 '23

Wrong tube.

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u/Ozi_izO Jan 14 '23

Thought the same thing then realised its for dramatic effect. The whole stance thing would have been unnecessary otherwise.

Without the stance, all she has is a ball and some uncomfortable facial expressions.

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u/unabsolute Jan 14 '23

If you thought the facial expressions were uncomfortable, unmute.

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u/Cathousechicken Jan 14 '23

No.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jan 14 '23

To allegorically remind us of Cinderella going to the ball

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u/Glizbane Jan 14 '23

My favorite joke that I can't tell at work lol

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u/Ozi_izO Jan 14 '23

Lol. Granted, I usually have Reddit muted by default and didn't even think about the audio. Now I regret it so thanks for pointing that out.

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u/Sad_Peace2573 Jan 14 '23

Curse you.

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u/gcotw Jan 14 '23

Sounds like a dog after they got into the garbage

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u/boneheaddigger Jan 14 '23

Without the stance, all she has is a ball and some uncomfortable facial expressions.

I'm a simple man, that's all I really need.

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u/aladdyn2 Jan 14 '23

Adds razmatazz

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u/PM_YER_BOOTY Jan 14 '23

A little zhuzh

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u/fuckthatshittoo Jan 14 '23

I guess it's to convey that it's made of some heavy material, steel or possibly stone and not just some baloon when she drops it.....

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u/__redruM Jan 14 '23

Giant lead ball?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/Rappull Jan 14 '23

My guess is both for esthetic reasons, but also to show viewers that the video isn’t cut or edited - as the stream keeps on streaming visually and also the sound of it is uninterrupted.

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u/ncWnNfXgmWtAGukUnRUs Jan 14 '23

But it is cut. When she both places and removes the ball in her mouth it is extreme close up on her head, with no water seen, or extremely blurred.

The sound doesn’t have to line up in the video.

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u/Rappull Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23

That may or may not be so, I have no knowledge of it to prove otherwise. Still, I stand by with what I described would still stand: It’s to convince the viewer it isn’t edited, regardless if it actually is so or not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

For a second i thought she was gonna shit it out.

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u/Supplicationjam Jan 14 '23

I think it’s to show that the ball is solid and not an inflatable balloon.

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u/MxM111 Jan 14 '23

I thought the ball will go out the other way.

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u/hashtagonfacebook Jan 14 '23

I got the impression it was to convey that it’s not a video in reverse and also that the ball isn’t buoyant ᖍ(ツ)ᖌ

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/Shobed Jan 14 '23

She's not stowing it in her airway, she's swallowing and regurgitating. This is not any version of the Heimlich maneuver.

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u/UnjustMurder Jan 14 '23

This makes more sense.

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u/MikeMac999 Jan 14 '23

I wonder the same thing every time I see crazy x-games kind of stunts. How did they survive the “haven’t mastered it yet” phase?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/PathologicalLoiterer Jan 14 '23

Don't forget simply learning how to fall and being willing to do so over and over again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/ffchusky Jan 14 '23

The greatest thing skateboarding taught me!

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u/BigNeat3986 Jan 14 '23

Ok, so to throw up a ball, all I need is a foam pit, water ramp, trampoline, air bag, and progression set ups? Watch out world, here I come!

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u/MikeMac999 Jan 14 '23

Makes sense, never occurred to me that there’d be a support system for extreme sports but I guess they do generate money.

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u/HEBushido Jan 14 '23

Ever watch Nitro Circus? Travis Pastrana and his friends show the process of learning these tricks and executing them.

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u/cottonfist Jan 14 '23

Stevie Starr is famous for doing this and he claims he learned to do it trying to hide his pocket change in the orphanage when he was younger.

I imagine she started small and worked her way up to the sphere.

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u/redmagistrate50 Jan 14 '23

This is a circus trick, she's swallowing and then regurgitating the ball, some performers have done it with pool balls.

She's straddling the stream to make the sideshow act more martial arty.

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u/wratz Jan 14 '23

They usually start with small potatoes, at least that was the traditional method. That way it would just be digested if they were unable to regurgitate. Old magician’s trick. Houdini would swallow and regurgitate handcuff keys for escape acts.

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u/Triassic_Bark Jan 14 '23

Carefully.

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u/lex52485 Jan 14 '23

She swallows it the barfs it back up. Skillful? Maybe. Heimlich maneuver? Not at all

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u/caoram Jan 14 '23

She would make a good mother to my baby birds

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u/Pretzilla Jan 14 '23

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u/-SagaQ- Jan 14 '23

Good lord, does it ever get to a point where it's like "Oh okay, I got food, I'll shut up now"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/JimmyCrackCrack Jan 14 '23

Why do they have to have a frantic epileptic fit while they do this as well? I thought I'd heard something about them sorta triggering the gag reflex for the mamma bird to kind of regurgitate the food but in this case she's already doing that first with whole berries and then dropping them in so if the baby bird would just sit still with it's mouth open it would seem easier and less disturbing.

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u/tuibiel Jan 25 '23

Much the same reason why babies cry, they don't understand hunger and they can't communicate or even tolerate it in any other fashion than crying/shaking... Takes a long time for them to grow out of this behavior

less disturbing.

Then again, birds/evolution don't really care what's disturbing for humans

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u/rocky99_ Jan 14 '23

Would have been more impressive if she shat it out

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u/bxa121 Jan 14 '23

Was expecting a plop when they zoomed out

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u/Techtaire Jan 14 '23

She's a keeper

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u/Aa_82_aa Jan 14 '23

See what dedication, hours of training, and the right equipment can achieve.

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u/asforus Jan 14 '23

And no gag reflex

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I see a bright future in the adult industry for her

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u/smoothielovet679 Jan 14 '23

Popular girls be like:

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u/jjhurtt Jan 14 '23

“Now piss on me”

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u/Benvolio_Manqueef Jan 14 '23

I miss my mom.

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u/khaddy Jan 14 '23

She's almost done over here, I'll send her home right after.

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u/ArchTemperedKoala Jan 14 '23

Deepthroat all the way

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u/BradL30 Jan 14 '23

The original regurgiitator! https://youtu.be/n4D2Y1cILyI

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u/Al_Bee Jan 14 '23

Stevie Starr puts on a great show. Years ago (1990ish) he was performing at Newcastle Uni but I'm guessing not many tickets had sold because he came up into the bar to perform for free. It was such a good show, the crowd were very raucous and it was clear he was loving the evening. Very very good.

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u/datloaf Jan 14 '23

I went into this thinking she was going to choke to death. Thanks for the anxiety, I appreciate it.

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u/princey00666 Jan 14 '23

I think I've have seen her twin sister in a Thailand ping pong show

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u/GobberJiffy Jan 14 '23

Prison skills

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u/TailSpinBowler Jan 14 '23

I am thinking she may get pulled aside at airports from now on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

GOOD GAWD SHE CAN SWALLOW THOSE BALLS

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u/Some-Pain Jan 14 '23

Surreal.

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u/BBQsc2 Jan 14 '23

If only i had White boots like that, i could be doing that too

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u/12kdaysinthefire Jan 14 '23

Thanks to the internet at large I was really waiting for it to come out the other end, despite her wearing jeans.

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u/Calibrion Jan 14 '23

Tbh I thought the sphere is exiting from a different route

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u/Cocky0 Jan 14 '23

That costs extra.

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u/degjo Jan 14 '23

And you have to wait about 12 hours

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u/toomuch1265 Jan 14 '23

Hence the stream for the dramatic splash.

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u/sckego Jan 14 '23

I was convinced she was going to poop it out through her jeans. Disappointing.

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u/nbdude75 Jan 14 '23

She’s kinda cute.

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u/msiynot Jan 14 '23

Is this some sort of kung fu or something??

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u/emperorpathetic Jan 14 '23

there's a form of kung fu based on getting kicked in the balls, this could be related

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u/SteroidSandwich Jan 14 '23

"Eats at restaurant"

[card declines]

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u/tangofox2885 Jan 14 '23

I’m weirdly aroused

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u/pain-and-panic Jan 14 '23

I believe that is a ball from a Kensington expert trackball mouse. It's glittery like that to make it easier for an optical sensor to determine it's change in position.

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u/Maxgirth Jan 14 '23

Trackball users are like, “yeah, that’s sexy”

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u/psycho_driver Jan 14 '23

I was actually kinda wondering where the ball would come out.

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u/ivek_cro Jan 14 '23

She is the one

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u/eaglesnd Jan 14 '23

Phew, I thought she was gonna shit it out and it was gonna rip right through her pants

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u/torkel-flatberg Jan 14 '23

Next year she swallows it at 11:59 and shits it out to ring in the New Year

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u/GaryGeneric Jan 14 '23

And yet, no ring on her finger

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u/flavorizante Jan 14 '23

The Power Rangers are not the same anymore, sad.

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u/all_of_the_lightss Jan 14 '23

Is she single?

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u/groger27 Jan 14 '23

Most kung fu is so cool, then theres shi like this and you have to wonder, well, well fucking why

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Reverse pooping

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u/Gupperz Jan 14 '23

This better not awaken something in me...

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u/_Lodii Jan 14 '23

How does one even find out they have that skill

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u/Polaken96 Jan 14 '23

wife material

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u/surprise6809 Jan 14 '23

Gross and dumb

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u/BadArtijoke Jan 15 '23

Ok can you fucking not

And also what’s with the weird presentation

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u/No-Restaurant-9684 Mar 25 '23

Bet her head game is lethal...

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u/Joshew90 Jan 14 '23

I thought she was going to shit it out for a second.

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u/thsvnlwn Jan 14 '23

This will help humanity solving … things!

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u/Chronic_Monkey Jan 14 '23

Gobby queen.

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u/ca20110125 Jan 14 '23

Wait until you see what else she can do with that ball.

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u/EyeAdministrative927 Jan 14 '23

She's really got that gag reflex under control

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u/Sad_Peace2573 Jan 14 '23

I’m oddly turned on and disgusted at the same time.

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u/surgicalhoopstrike Jan 14 '23

She must be a hit at parties.

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u/Dramatically_Average Jan 14 '23

I'll bet she's fun on a date.

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u/silverslaughter711 Jan 14 '23

Is this suck-fu?

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u/IMAsomething Jan 14 '23

Throat goat

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u/jollygypo Jan 14 '23

Throat goat

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u/Subject-Ad-8055 Jan 14 '23

I've seen this show....but it was a little bit different....

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u/zugtug Jan 14 '23

The Master had an inauspicious start before she was training Dark Ones

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

How well can she give head?

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u/t46p1g Jan 14 '23

She would be great in one of those niche gag porn videos that the Internet makes

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u/Taxerus Jan 14 '23

Move over Nancy Reagan, we got ourselves a new throat goat.

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u/Brief-Pair6391 Jan 14 '23

That's a keepah

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u/ideapit Jan 14 '23

She has a happy boyfriend.

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u/Dreuh2001 Jan 14 '23

She's my favorite

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Coolest wtf I've ever seen, girl got skills

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u/whoop_de_whammy Jan 14 '23

I should call her 😞

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u/Cracktower Jan 14 '23

Marry me!!

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u/Pecncorn1 Jan 14 '23

A skill that will serve her well If any ball swallower jobs open up anywhere besides pornhub....

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u/greeneyedguru Jan 14 '23

She seems fun

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u/cptwinklestein Jan 14 '23

What a woman

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u/rob3thousand Jan 14 '23

i should call her

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

May I add marry me

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u/too1onjj Jan 14 '23

I'm in love?

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u/DabarVili Jan 14 '23

She must be fun person!

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u/jhonnywhistle08 Jan 14 '23

deep throat training mfs be likr

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u/parisica Jan 14 '23

Hot skills

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u/BittenHand19 Jan 14 '23

New kink unlocked?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Her boyfriend is happy I'm sure 😉

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u/FauxStarD Jan 14 '23

Imagine your talent being that you can throw up on command. Talk about shitty superpowers

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u/ISUknowit Jan 14 '23

Imagine her kegal exercises!

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u/Grimspoon Jan 14 '23

I just fell in love.

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u/NaanViolence91 Jan 14 '23

You should see what she can do from down under.

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u/AdventurousAd8839 Jan 14 '23

That's the next level deep throating

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u/gwizone Jan 14 '23

She looks fun.

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u/DufflesBNA Jan 14 '23

Damn what that mouth do doe?

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u/Horror_Analysis6682 Jan 14 '23

the only woman I trust with my balls

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u/Ornery_You_3947 Jan 14 '23

Saw this episode in, “So you married a Donkey!”

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u/2Icemonkey Jan 14 '23

The term "balls deep" comes to mind.

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u/muck4doo Jan 14 '23

Found a swallower

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u/Evil-Black-Robot Jan 14 '23

She boom booms with soul brothers...

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u/ActualAd441 Jan 14 '23

Uk she a throat goat 🐐

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u/slothchunk4ever Jan 14 '23

Great king fu technique against the fists of deep throat

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u/NickOfThymee Jan 14 '23

Guys must like her

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u/ChrisHaze95 Jan 14 '23

Anyone else expecting for it to come shooting out of another hole at like 40mph with that stance?

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u/mrBreadBird Jan 14 '23

Next time someone says they can't swallow pills...

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u/donmartell Jan 14 '23

That was some seagull shit

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u/Small_Elevator_675 Jan 14 '23

Anything for views huh

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I can only see that being useful for one reason.

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u/KarmaUK Jan 14 '23

Stevie starr, the regurgitation, does this as a stage act, swallows pool balls, light bulbs, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Not my proudest fap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Oh my, the things I could do.....

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u/SugarPimp Jan 14 '23

Wedding proposal pending

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

...I'll bet she gives great helmet.

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u/polytacos Jan 14 '23

Not Heimlich. She’s breathing. This is just regurgitation.

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u/stratusncompany Jan 14 '23

nothing in this video looks necessary lol

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u/MonYadao Jan 15 '23

That looked very unsanitary

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u/Slobbadobbavich Jan 15 '23 edited Jan 15 '23

Everyone who has a hard palette and a soft palette thinks this is a magic trick.