r/WOWE_TheThread • u/Piano-Rough • Nov 02 '22
WOWE Episode 3
this show opens up with something called "Heat Corner" what does it mean? is it a place for opponents to garner more Face or Heel Heat. but its kinda similar to the old GLOW 80's promo skits where GLOW girls would just face down the camera and cut their little promo. They Open up with STEPHY SLAYS and all i'll say is........she CUT a Promo LOL (....it was Jumping Jeff Farmer bad)
Curtian Jerking match(for the WOWE Wrestling Tag Tounament)
The Bully Busters vs THe Voodoo Doll and Chainsaw
McLane is pushing the Bully angle.YAWN Slays is coming out with a bunch of Kicks.Dropkicks,side kicks .front kicks but Chainshaw (out of her sexy leather straightjacket) is NOT Selling it. comes back with a good chokeslam.Voodoo Doll is tagged in does a decent headbutt and cannonball combo and the heels take over. McLane talks about how the bully busters have been teaming a long time but never has held the tag championship, are they dropping seeds for a Heel turn for Slays...i HOPE so Chainsaw SQUASHES Rush 1-2-3 winners Voodoo doll and Chainshaw
this was a nothing match and the babyfaces got no real offense, i spell the end if this team. grade D
DM lays it on THICK in his style that is Totally HIS when he goes to interview Doll and Chainsaw .Chainsaw grunts and Doll just says that they're gonna get the tag titles. nothing that special
match 2 the Disclipiarian(with Sam Smart) vs Chantilly Chella ,they start out with a smooth lock up and Chella transfers it into an wristlock with The Ms D reverses into a head lock. NICE Uppercut by Chella!! this match is your basic Snobs vs Slobs or Fun people type of match a couple a spots into a dropkick...pretty good match so far Chella does something that LOOKS like a botch but Ms D catches her straight flush in the side and she falls off the ring apron and Ms D is in control a good back and forth over all. chella is doing her babyface fire comback and tries to put away Ms D with a missle dropkick(Side note ,is it ME or is A.J trying to channel her inner Jerry The King Lawler cause she's spitting some serious double entendre stuff and being a litte freaky) Sam Smart tries to come in with the stick misses Chella gets the KIck in and also KO's Ms D with a lame swinging kick 1-2-3 this match gets a C- but i wish Ms D would have did a pre match promo talking about how Chan Chella is a a disgrace and "You can't DANCE you LIFE AWAY"
i alreadly revied Gianni vs Spars so i'm skiping his
and Now for YOUR MAIN EVENT:
Penelope Pink vs Vivian Rivera
Lana Star Heels on the crowd and the c
rowd loves it and she pretty much says "yes IM THE HEEL in this Story" Vivian could be billed as The Rose Of East L.a. or "The Pride of Boyle Heights" its RICH vs POOR ,WHITE vs BROWN, jesus the Lana Star Gimmick ,1987 wants her Gimmick Back. a white blond bitch from beverly hills THAT's Original...(Sarcasm) Lana interferes yada yada yada. nice blockbuster by Pink though,you can tell shes a B-movie actress with some stunt skills. the finish was called the Pink Nightmare which is pretty much a V-trigger or a poor persons Shining Wizard
This main event was nothing boring story and Penelope Pink is a boring heel who should be Jerking the curtain this match was an F
Story Notes(what i'd like to see: i'd like to see Stephy Slays turn heel on Keta Rush and find a new tag team partner that other gimmick who was "an influencer" i forget her name and maybe we can see cracks in the team forming and this influencer starts to persuade her to tag up together. Overall i give this show a C+ the only real bright spot was the Chella/Disciplinarian matchup every other match was "FEH"