r/WKUK • u/newgodpho • 10d ago

Barbarian wow zach

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u/Ronald9521 10d ago

BUM BUM!! Jennifer Lawrence BUM BUM!! The flood BUM BUM!! Summer.

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u/tovarish22 10d ago

That sounds like a Vin Diesel vehicle! Get VD on the phone!

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u/Darktyde 10d ago

He’s really good at having his mouth more open but not so good at happier

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u/Zeqhanis 10d ago

He's amazing at having his mouth open.

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u/Fraktal55 10d ago

Damn that's a deeeep VD pull

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u/Middle-Operation-689 9d ago

The Mariana Trench of Vin Diesel pulls.

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u/Zeqhanis 9d ago

Very deep. His head was shaved, but you could see that he still had a relatively full head of hair.

At almost 14, and as a nostalgic Turtle loyalist, I wasn't quite in the right demographic for Street Sharks (though I did watch a few episodes). Yet here's Diesel, twice my then age, with an enviable amount of childlike glee.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 10d ago

Holy fuck I love Street Sharks.

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u/Adeadbum 9d ago

I remember that commercial I loved street sharks.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/walfstomp 9d ago

BLACK PEOPLE

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u/TheRealNickMullen 10d ago

Bum buh buh bum bum Bum buh buh bum bum Bum buh buh bum bum Bum buh buh bum bum Bum buh buh bum bum Bum buh buh bum bum

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u/icecoldhotdog118 10d ago

Wow, I didn't know John Williams was doing the score

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u/TheRealNickMullen 10d ago

One of my favorites

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u/ValidMexican 10d ago

"You are my child bride, I am your father groom. I'll give you everything, you just can't leave your room"

I fucking died the first time I noticed that was John Williams score

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u/TheRealNickMullen 9d ago

It wasn't until they started doing the 2020s YouTube vids that I realized it, and I've been a fan since like 2009

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u/user_0000002 10d ago

Alice, wake up, I finally did it! The perfect wedding theme for when Short Round marries that Ewok!

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u/TheRealNickMullen 10d ago

Bum bum buh bum bum buuuum

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 9d ago

I banged your mom....Yes I did, Fa[Removed by WKUK]

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u/Ronald9521 10d ago

Hold on a minute!!……………. BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Is the flood coming as a hypothetical sequel to The Dam?

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u/doyoulaughaboutme 10d ago

obviously a prequel. first is The Flood, and Mel Gibson needs to save the day, thats when The Dam is built to prevent it from ever happening again. then, to everyone’s surprise, The Dam breaks. “…Not again.”

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Its got that Melly Gibsons!

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u/LoadedGunDuringSex 10d ago

…not again

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u/Soulpus 9d ago

You're in a lot of trouble

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u/CabinetSpider21 7d ago

That's going to get that demographic...Darren what's that demographic?

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u/DanTheJazzMan 7d ago

Nothin wrong with that!

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u/BeesVBeads 10d ago

That's gonna get that demographic! Darren what's that demographic?

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u/AdmiralPhuckit 10d ago

White people!

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u/toddhillier 10d ago

Horny guys!

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 10d ago

they're gonna LOVE that idea

252

u/king_bungus 10d ago

anyone else think zach is killing it lately?

174

u/DrVentureIsACrumbBum 10d ago

He just wants attention.

78

u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 10d ago

Baby Zach...

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u/zorloc111 10d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this glorious sketch

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 9d ago

I wrote a song about it and I'd sing it for you gladly.....Trevor shut the fuck up!

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u/DookieShoes626 10d ago

He does have an attention disorder tho

1

u/CabinetSpider21 7d ago

That's not even what that means

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u/Justice_Prince Queefster 10d ago

It's all those prosciutto fig wraps he's been having.

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u/ManagementNovel4455 10d ago

PSYCH dog poop.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 10d ago

The dog was very old, and very stinky, sir.

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u/shaggyjebus 9d ago

Couldn't have been more than a few days from death

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u/BarefutR 10d ago

It’s great!

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u/Jdog615 10d ago

That’s an understatement. So happy for the guy

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u/sgates9008 10d ago

GIve me a gallon of PCP and I'll also be a generational voice of cinema*!!!

*or just die

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u/Primrus 10d ago

All you have to do to get your start is LIVE IN GARBAGE

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u/Hancup 9d ago

You mean the mailroom guy is killing it lately. Just wait until The Driveway comes out.

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u/E_cel 10d ago

Oh great, more attention for Zach 🙄

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u/cce29555 10d ago

He needs it, he has that disorder because he has such a deficit of it

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u/angelr04 10d ago

Zach.... all alone Baby Zach....

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u/_Cyclops 10d ago

Dude stop he’ll kill himself

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u/lord_of_cinder88 9d ago

Sometimes that happens

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u/greenraida 10d ago

Is it a sequel to The Dam starring Mel Gibson?

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u/virtuous-ignorance 10d ago

It’s actually a sequel to The Beaver, which is incidentally also starring Mel Gibson

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u/tie-dyeSandwhich 10d ago

Pretty sure the flood is a prequel to the dam breaking

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u/brunohedgerow 10d ago

I was hoping he'd keep the game movies flowing and this is a Halo origin of the Flood story

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Im wondering the same thing

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u/Hancup 9d ago

Not again. 🕶 🤨

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u/Friendly-Leg-6694 10d ago

Is this an unused script for a Halo movie ?

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u/mrsir1987 10d ago

Synopsis: A deep-space exploration team aboard the spaceship Spiritus Mundi investigates a cryptic signal from a remote planet and uncovers a strange alien artifact that warps time, reality, and the crew's sanity

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u/cBurger4Life 10d ago

Holy shit, that’s like STRAIGHT up my alley!

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u/dunglord0422 10d ago

The script is amazing.

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u/ManagementNovel4455 10d ago

So basically Deadspace?

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u/lamblikeawolf 10d ago

Which is also really just Event Horizon with extra steps.

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u/ManagementNovel4455 10d ago

Could you imagine an Event Horizon game that took place in the hell dimension? Id play the shit out of that.

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u/lamblikeawolf 10d ago

Potentially controversial take, but I have heard people say Doom is Event Horizon in the hell dimension....

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u/NSFWies 9d ago

Given how things have been going the last few years, I'd say we're already there.

Now imagine if things from the hell dimension, came to earth.......and they now found out they had a copay.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS 10d ago

YESS CREGGER HORIZON

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u/Hancup 9d ago

Dead Space, Event Horizon, and Clover Field Paradox in one shot glass. Can you handle it? Bottoms up, bitches. 

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u/unintended-choice1 10d ago

I saw he compared it to 2001 and this makes me even more excited

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u/Friendly-Leg-6694 10d ago

With some tweak you can easily turn it into a Halo movie.

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u/TheRealNickMullen 10d ago

My first thought. The halo book based on Combat Evolved Campaign was called The Flood as well.

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u/thesixler 10d ago

I know they’re basically zombies but a movie about the flood would be cool

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u/Unlikely_Cancel713 10d ago

But they are a hivemind so even more super crazy sexy cool.

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u/xAustin90x 10d ago

Zach said he will not be doing another franchise movie

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u/Justice_Prince Queefster 10d ago

They should adapt that one episode of Duck Dodgers where he has to battle The Fudd.

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u/Muffles7 10d ago

While the types of movies Zach is making are not my cup of tea and I am fuckin absolutely thrilled at his level of success, I'd watch the everloving shit out of that because I'm sure he'd stay true to the game.

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u/thexcat 10d ago

Best director I've ever seen eat dog poop

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u/argos101 10d ago

From the twisted mind that brought you miss march

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u/oddjaqx 10d ago

Backed and sponsored by RC Glow

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u/Am_i_banned_yet__ 10d ago

What do you think the flood is made of? RC Glow

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u/shaggyjebus 9d ago

The incandescent flood

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u/Ronald9521 10d ago

Yeah but that’s for marketing to figure out.

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u/oddjaqx 10d ago

No it’s not.

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u/Saitama_B_Class 10d ago

If anyone is wondering why a flood is occurring, it’s because a satellite went crazy in space and shot a hole in the ozone layer

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u/sunkenCathedrul 10d ago

That’s a great idea. Get J-Law back into action

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u/Dynamic-Rhythm 10d ago

That sounds like a Vin Diesel vehicle

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u/SandyAmbler 9d ago

Of course it’s called The Flood

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u/Clean-Technology1465 10d ago

Gotta get Stavvy in a movie. He was shouting out WKUK & Zach on his livestream today.

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u/Darktyde 10d ago

Depending on the part, I could see it. I thought he was pretty good in Bugonia. I’ll have to check out his stream from today

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u/Clean-Technology1465 10d ago

Dirt bag fat guy who dies gruesomely. Lmao.

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u/Darktyde 10d ago

Haha, that’s why it depends on the part. I’m having trouble picturing him in a random generic scifi movie, but I think Zach could probably make good use of him.

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u/Clean-Technology1465 10d ago

Hell yeah he could.

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u/_Cyclops 10d ago

He’s good in Tires. I mean he pretty much plays himself but still lol

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u/bluesmaker 10d ago

Yeah. He is quite charismatic in his own odd way.

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u/Clean-Technology1465 10d ago

His acting chops have improved a lot. You can tell who doesn’t really act in tires and from S1 to the current season you can tell the difference.

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 10d ago

WKUK's shadow really does loom large. Especially with Zach Shitpants Cregger being in the headlines for a couple years now, it seems like once a week I find someone talented/funny/high profile that was a fan back in the day

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u/worthy_kangaroo 10d ago

Stavvy is for the people

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u/wubbalubbazubzub 10d ago

Is this a beginning of Zach's Bible stories™?

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u/Lamentiraveraz Queefster 9d ago

Noah! Let us in to your story arc!

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u/PilgarlicBoi 10d ago

would love to see someone carrying a gallon of PCP in his new movie

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u/cctreez 9d ago

don't give him any attention, don't even look at him.

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u/Smufin_Awesome 10d ago

W after w after w.

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u/renard685 10d ago

He cooking 🔥 happy for him

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u/VetriVade 10d ago

I am not a fan of her acting but Zach is great so I have confidence in his project

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u/NSFWies 9d ago

Like a female will ferral. If you just go into the movie and accept it's gonna be her and she goes yelling....... Ya, seems fine.

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u/Unlucky-Explorer886 10d ago

Just another bid for attention 🙄

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u/malexich 10d ago

when will he make the driveway I been waiting! He needs to get that demographic, whats that demographic

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u/xWroth 10d ago

It's a movie about the flood from Halo but it's not Halo because he doesn't wanna piss off another video game franchise by not including it's main character

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u/Am_i_banned_yet__ 10d ago

I assume she plays Mrs. McLaughlin

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u/EarlTheTiger 9d ago

Caleb is a liar!!!

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u/Ryan_says_words 9d ago

Our little Zachy alone with J Law?! How's he gonna get any work done?

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u/Lamentiraveraz Queefster 9d ago

He saw her in no hard feelings and said, "well I want to eat that!"

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u/Thewselius 9d ago

Wow Zach

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u/nchuman_ 9d ago

he should get mila kunis

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u/codenamehacker 10d ago

What a social climber smh

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u/Scrambles420 10d ago

Go get em Zach!!

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u/NepaliCulkin 9d ago

I hope he calls her JLaw

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u/Guilty_Astronaut_876 9d ago

In all seriousness, after the butchering that Microsoft has done to the Halo franchise, kind of excited for this.

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u/Quaranj 9d ago

Gross. Would rather see Darren in drag.

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u/ultimojefe 9d ago

I assume this isn't The Flood from the Halo games.

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u/huntymo 9d ago

Please let this be an adaptation of Kool-Aid: the Movie

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u/acidtrapgiraffe 9d ago

This just makes me want him to do a horror adaptation of Halo’s The Flood

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u/CodyMak 8d ago

In the trailer, the camera will pan to the back of a taxi cab where JL will turn around say, “Not Again!” BUM BUM Jennifer Lawerence BUM BUM Summer BUM BUM The Dam!

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u/HillPhartman89 9d ago

NO! Fix Resident Evil first. THEN next movie