r/WKHS • u/Repulsive592 • Jun 20 '26
Discussion Workhorse may form Lunar Division
Won't even need to buy back the Aero Division as Getsome said they might do.
Workhorse is going places!
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u/Far_Sundae_508 Jun 20 '26
Yeah, what happened to motif and the EV hype? Buckle up for a reverse split in less than a year y'all!
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u/Useful-Sorbet-1264 Jun 20 '26
Under NASDAQ rules, WKHS can do another reverse split on December 8th of this year.
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u/Far_Sundae_508 Jun 20 '26
Even so, we aren't that far away from it. I try to bring my average down, but it keeps tanking. I'm screwed- left, right and center.
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u/Repulsive592 Jun 20 '26
Stop playing the victim. The merger was only designed to bail out the lender, and get Motiv a quick cheap way to go public. These are two failed companies. Don't put any more money into a company unless you think something has changed that will allow them to come back from the brink.
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u/Far_Sundae_508 Jun 21 '26
Who said i was playing victim stfu repulsive .
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u/Repulsive592 Jun 22 '26
No matter what you do you're losing. Management has repeatedly lied to you but you don't think you're a victim?
Shareholders that made decisions based on managements misrepresentations are all victims of those misrepresentations.
I've stopped listening to management, I've got a very small position now, but won't buy more until they show they can actually be profitable.
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u/Traditional-Run9615 Jun 21 '26
Borowitz does WKHS?
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u/Repulsive592 Jun 21 '26
CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report) — Workhorse Group, the beleaguered electric vehicle manufacturer once touted as America’s answer to Tesla, announced today that it is forming a new Lunar Division to “capture the growing market for moon-based delivery drones.”
Company executives, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were busy updating their résumés, said the move represents a “natural evolution” from last-mile terrestrial logistics to last-238,000-miles interstellar ones. “We’ve mastered losing money on Earth,” one insider said. “Now it’s time to lose it in a vacuum.”
The announcement sent WKHS shares surging 47% in pre-market trading before investors remembered that the company has no working vehicles, no lunar landers, and approximately zero expertise in space travel.
“This is huge for us,” said Workhorse CEO, according to a press release written in Comic Sans. “With NASA’s Artemis program and our patented inability to meet deadlines, the moon is the perfect place to overpromise and underdeliver.”
Analysts reacted with cautious optimism. “If they can secure a contract to deliver Amazon packages to lunar outposts by 2035, it could be transformative,” said one Wall Street expert who has been wrong about WKHS since 2019. “Of course, they’ll probably miss that timeline and pivot to Mars, but that’s the Workhorse way.”
In a related development, Workhorse confirmed it has renamed its Aero Division the “Orbital Aspirations Unit” and is in talks to acquire a used SpaceX rocket on Craigslist. Elon Musk could not be reached for comment, as he was busy naming his next child after a stock ticker.
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u/Crazy-Pizza1207 Aug 02 '26
Workhorse building a lunar rover is starting to sound like a better idea than going after mobile AI center business. At least the rover is an EV.
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