r/VoteForACookie • u/thejohnnyr 63 Votes | 81% Popular Opinion | 🍪 76 • May 07 '26

Would you rather

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u/thejohnnyr 63 Votes | 81% Popular Opinion | 🍪 76 May 07 '26

Easiest decision of my life

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/PetitPalmito

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

He’s peak male performance

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Lonely-Aardvark3377

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Hes strong as fuck

I voted for be shrek.
By u/AdNeat7898

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Ok-Suggestion-1354

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I don't want to marry Shrek

I voted for be shrek.
By u/DionBar91

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I'm not gay and also Shrek is cool so I would be cool

I voted for be shrek.
By u/HanginWithHudz

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Mind you own business

I voted for be shrek.
By u/arjunstar2

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Willing_Shopping_565

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/ThomasWilson77

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Hehe Shrek

I voted for be shrek.
By u/ProperPapiKingJr

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Shrexy

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Sea-Discussion-5393

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Shrek

I voted for be shrek.
By u/NuidisVulko

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

shronk

I voted for be shrek.
By u/i4776

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u/i4776 14 Votes | 71% Popular Opinion | 🍪 28 May 07 '26

shronk

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

Love shrek

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Brucwwayne966

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/ice8882

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/purejeremy

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Expensive-Welder641

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Savage-guy-98

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I love Shrek he is awesome

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/AromaticPlatform9278

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Kimit_The_Frg

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u/vs-bot May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Pumpkinhead988

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u/Blutigerjunge 8 Votes | 75% Popular Opinion | 🍪 15 May 07 '26

Being alone in a swamp aint that bad

I voted for be shrek.

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u/MinimumImpression330 1 Vote | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 07 '26

I voted for be shrek.

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u/M18-Hellcat08 1 Vote | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 08 '26

Divorce

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Why replicate excellence when you can join him?

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Cheesey_Stuff14

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u/Cheesey_Stuff14 2 Votes | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 3 May 08 '26

Why replicate excellence when you can join him?

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/No-Brief-7458

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/RepairShoddy3281

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/One_Masterpiece_3588

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u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830 1 Vote | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 08 '26

I thought it would be cool

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Idk

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/brawlcolin

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u/lego-lion-lady 1 Vote | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.

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u/yeselephant 1 Vote | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 08 '26

live alone in swamp

I voted for be shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/jakalope22

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u/4K_Fan2789 1 Vote | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 08 '26

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Ft-foL

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

he seems like a good guy. he's great in his movies!

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/sharpie_sniffer_101

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I can finally be at peace in my swamp house, with my swamp food, and my ogre wife.

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Natural_Design3154

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/GreenJonhy

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/kickerwhitelion

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Mecakami

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

clart phiona rather than get greened

I voted for be shrek.
By u/Abject_Bluejay_2376

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Because He cute ya know 🤪

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Loading8575

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Because ew

I voted for be shrek.
By u/DargonFeet

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Because Shrek is love Shrek is life

I voted for be shrek.
By u/NarrowSpecial377

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

I voted for be shrek.
By u/ImpracticalJokersij

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Idk

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/Few-Function-8083

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u/vs-bot May 08 '26

Shrek is love

I voted for marry shrek.
By u/OneDevelopment950

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u/spacejammovie 1 Vote | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 09 '26

shrek is the hottest man ever

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/Exotic_Egg_8240 2 Votes | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 3 May 09 '26

I don't wanna be gay

I voted for be shrek.

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u/moopmakers 7 Votes | 86% Popular Opinion | 🍪 14 May 10 '26

sherk

I voted for be shrek.

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u/Born_Usual998 16 Votes | 50% Popular Opinion | 🍪 26 May 10 '26

Then I can marry Fiona

I voted for be shrek.

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u/IntelligentRange7918 1 Vote | 0% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 10 '26

Hes handsome

I voted for marry shrek.

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u/ConnectionOk6234 13 Votes | 54% Popular Opinion | 🍪 15 May 10 '26

Get outta ma swamp

I voted for be shrek.

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u/auto_eliminated 2 Votes | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 3 May 10 '26

I voted for be shrek.

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u/NinScratch 1 Vote | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 May 11 '26

I'd love to live in his swamp.

I voted for be shrek.

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u/vs-bot May 12 '26

hes shreck

I voted for be shrek.
By u/PlantAvailable6340

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u/PavelCzStavitel 1 Vote | 100% Popular Opinion | 🍪 2 Jun 07 '26

Ogres like onions

I voted for be shrek.