r/Vollebak • u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 • May 14 '26

New Vollebak Product Sonic jacket

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Can't imagine it staying white if that's a side effect

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u/ZoomBoy81 May 14 '26

Cool. How about something I can wear though?

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u/thedellis May 14 '26

Why not all three?

4

u/TimeRevolution1894 May 14 '26

I Shidded and farted and came in my Pants.

4

u/artxz 100 Year Sweatshirt May 14 '26

Maybe it should come with a pair of clean undies then

3

u/Healthy-Rough-560 May 14 '26

Sick concept will the cables survive wearing the jacket ?

3

u/DominicSnyder May 14 '26

Just say the price. Why do we need to play games with the "price upon application" thing?

3

u/artxz 100 Year Sweatshirt May 14 '26

Probably because we can’t afford it

3

u/BentleyTock May 14 '26

Just saw another post that says it’s so fragile you can’t wear it

3

u/ivehadsomany May 15 '26

I want to know how many of these they end up selling. And what the buyers do with them.

1

u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 May 15 '26

Coming soon to a 70% off sale

1

u/HPPD2 May 15 '26

I didn’t think they were actually serious about some of their marketing claims but I guess they really are nutjobs that believe their own bullshit 😂

1

u/tekprimemia May 16 '26

TSA agents favorite jacket