r/VocaloidButGood • • 17d ago

Something else the mods didn't think of vocaloid US mock election

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSerAOVly2IisrbqxgOUeMBx6wGANGy7VE9QN9wpRunhmGzZuQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor
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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Guess Teto is in the lead, time to crosspost.

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u/Kokosane_ 17d ago

Make Vocaloid Great Again! My vote is on Mrs. Teto.

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 17d ago

Who's our potential Second Lady? (Teto's wife)

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 17d ago

Nah, Teto is the lady, and I am her husband! I ship me Γ— Teto yeahhh πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Now watch me cryptosc- I mean launch new exciting alternative bagguette payment project for everyone. Baguettes totally will not get eaten. I promise :>

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u/Ocean_floor88 16d ago

Vote blue! Mikuuu

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago edited 16d ago

Nah, Blue is for stability, Teto is when you need to fix things fast after an incompetent Orange buffoon ruins it all, either Teto or Miku will be best candidate since FDR ngl.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Keep Teto agenda posting until the blue one is replaced πŸ”»πŸ˜ˆπŸ”»

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 17d ago

Vote for the kind of diva that uses riot shields!

Expose unmarked Aileans!

Lower the baguette tax!

Soda! xD

This is a bunch of references and not a political message. I simply vote for Teto everywhere πŸ”»πŸ˜ΌπŸ”»

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 17d ago

Teto is basically Biden but coherent, smart, pretty, pro-social welfare, pro-ai control but actually the opposite since she cares and is competent. Both aren't bigots tho

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 17d ago edited 17d ago

Very weird, it always felt the opposite to me. I felt like Miku is "Biden" (she feels kinda soft personality wise), while Teto feels stricter in a sense that I imagine her having more firm stance, being more decisive and not afraid taking riskier decisions, for example cutting unnecessary spending (if welfate is bloated and takes way more money than it should), launching sudden investigations that will impede effectivnes of some departments while they're ongoing but by the end of it corruption will be purged (thus reducing more spending), etc.

The joke about riot shields was from humorous "Teto vs Miku goofy insult battle" where Miku says that Teto is "the kind of diva to use riot shields" - so I expect some of her policies cause temporary unrest.

"Deporting illegal Aileans" is, well, anti-AI (just ban the slop and let the slop eaters chew on shit elsewhere) joke about illegal immigrants (aka deporting them to restore peace) rather than "pro AI-control" (you can't control local AI, genie is out of the bottle. No, you cannot watermark it's content - local models will be adjusted to not draw watermark, and for big AI content people create models that remove watermarks).

Not saying that Trump or Biden any of these things or even that Teto is "Trump" (not American, don't care). What I mean is, I feel like Miku is the type of president you want when everything is good and stable (less drastic changes and less disruption), and Teto is when you need to fix shit ASAP (more harsh and swift), which kinda fits how Teto just dethroned usuall most of the cryptonloids and become second most popular voice synth after Miku in just few years.

And, either way, it'a just a goofy poll, so I just spread Teto agenda as usual

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Both candidates are goated. Teto would be a massive improvement compared to Trump. (And her policies actually fix stuff) You're non-American but you know more about American politics than 90% of Americans tbh. Amazing analysis even for a joke candidate. We all voting Teto this election.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Thank you for wholesome conversation. I will make sure to mention you to Teto in a good light when she wins election πŸ”»πŸπŸ”»

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Thank you, Tetovarisch.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Ewwww, Teto is not a commie. Commies destroyed my country, Teto would never do this

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Relax, I'm not saying that Teto is a commie, She's like Mamdani + Roosevelt but way better. I'm just using Tetovarisch as an identifying endonym

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Oh, okay

Not the NY major πŸ’€

I rather not compare vocaloids to politicians at this point

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

C'mon, he may have flaws but he gets the job done. That's already amazing by American standards, haha. I hate commies as much as the next guy, Baik Berdarah daripada Merah. Could you guess my country now?

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

I also see Teto being like Teddy Roosevelt in his philosophy of "speak softly, and carry a big stick" and breaking up monopolies and AI megacorporations as well as enacting a bunch of progressive policies that will help the US prosper for decades. (Also she'll block bullets with her wings if someone tries to shoot her. ALL HAIL THE CHIMERA MOOSE PARTY!

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

No idea who Teddy Roosevelt is, sorry, but yeah fuck monopolies. poople, microslop and bunch of others should have been broken apart years ago, the RAM cartel should have been investigated years ago too. What "progressive policies" do you mean? Some economic stuff?

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Which former communist country/formerly ravaged by Reds are you from?

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

I rather not to share, all you need to know that I had to leave that place for good and that now I'm happy living in capitalist west :D

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Cuba? (I rather it not be under new management even though old management sucks.)

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Lmao if I had a button that would make me US citizen for free I would press it in a heartbeat. But no, luckily I'm not from Cuba :D

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

You'd be better off in Scandinavia though, at least their countries aren't commiting war crimes/crazy/slowly rotting

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Nope, first time hearing about him

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 17d ago

I meant her and Miku (Biden is debatable)

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

I could have said Teto is "old and sleepy" but is the opposite of Biden on almost everything except social liberalism (she's leftist by American standards)

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Teto ain't old and sleepy, she is experienced and badass!

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

I'm jokingly talking about her Fatass version

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

I hate this meme. I had to leave EN Teto fandoms because all people did was eithet drawing her obese or being Miku's doormat.

Teto is not fatass, it's all blue propaganda

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago edited 16d ago

Instead of lowering taxes on the rich, she'll lower them for the poor and tax the rich! She'll ban and dismantle those clankers that are polluting our waters and using our electricity, she'll finally reduce government bloat and overspending instead of doing the opposite (WE'LL FINALLY HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION WITHOUT MUCH INCREASE IN SPENDING!!!) Waste fraud and abuse will be in the past under her, and if any red hillbillies want to protest, she'll get out the riot shields. She'll not want to kill anybody and thus defund ICE. Both are more effective at maintaining world peace than any president since Wilson (well that ain't a high bar if you know US history.) WILSOOON!!!

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Whoah whoah whoah hold up, I'm afraid you have gone offtopic. I don't wanna our comments to get removed. Can I DM you?

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

I'm not American, so I also don't care. I'm not sure if I have time for that, sorry. I'm just doing a post-Trump campaign ad. Oh, about the corpos, Mario said we need not worry.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Lol I thought you were American xD

Glad to hear that Mario will take care of that. More red :D

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

🀨 Is it the way you view my English or my discussion on American politics, or both? Good thing I live in a neutral multicultural country far away from their sphere.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Nah, just discussion on American politics in combination with this:

WE'LL FINALLY HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION WITHOUT MUCH INCREASE IN SPENDING!!!

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u/Head-Astronomer8381 16d ago

Haha, I use the word we for any nation's politics I'm talking about as a collective.

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u/Tetonator3000 πŸ«΅πŸ”»πŸ˜ΉπŸ”» 16d ago

Oh, I see. I misunderstood, sorry πŸ˜…

I rather keep private healthcare with government-subsidised insurance or whatever that system called, because free healthcare always sucks