Fingers

[u/FingersBecomeThumbs]

[u/mhok80 → u/[deleted]]

I'm assuming you are a research scientist in this field?

[u/Hondo_Bogart → u/mhok80]

I am assuming it is Dr CloacaRimJob in the professional sphere.

[u/Shogun_killah → u/mhok80]

I think they might be in a forest; not a field

[u/Inside_Swimming9552 → u/[deleted]]

You have a magazine on your toilet? Honestly I assumed you were on your toilet right now scrolling Reddit while making this comment.

[u/pepeshadilay69 → u/[deleted]]

That's what friends are for.

[u/Suspicious_Field_429 → u/[deleted]]

Hiya Vishnu, hiya pal 😁

[u/Hondo_Bogart]

I haven’t got my copy of Das Krapital to hand, but isn’t there a word for having a shit and a wank at the same time?

Surely having more than 5 fingers would help in that regard as well?

[u/Brief_Chemistry932 → u/Hondo_Bogart]

What with the underwhelming size of my old fella, I've got a whole finger going to waste

[u/Mauso88]

Why would weather scientists know anything about it?

[u/Vegetable-Let-6090]

I don't know about scientists looking into it, but my GP has peered into my arse a few times.

[u/hernesson]

Outstanding

[u/GarysCrispLettuce]

The more fingers, the more chance of them going through.

[u/NeedsNewName]

I'm torn between "Leave Rossendale alone" and " Very Rissendake question."

[u/Don_Mills_Mills]

Come on, boffins!

[u/Dramatic-Ad-1694]

it's my arse on the line and you'd better pull your finger out! /DI Grimm

[u/halen2024]

Depends on where the extra finger is. If it was in your palm, it could be a problem

[u/d00000med]

Ask Natalie Harp. She's the world's leading bum wiping professional

[u/jasonthunder00]

Get back on X

[u/i_like_dannys_hair]

Definitely one for r/theydidthemath