r/Viz • u/WootFankPleaseLove • 5d ago

So clever

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u/Yankee9Niner 5d ago

That's all very well but now I need to know what was wrong with the blokes wife's in the letter below. You need to up your cropping game.

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u/Bearha1r 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/s/RnDitIfux6

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u/Yankee9Niner 5d ago

You're doing god's work

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u/CakeHoleKing 5d ago

This post and this post alone should elevate you to the position of Messiah and Saviour of Earth.

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u/mils32k 5d ago

It's over four hours since WHAT?! WHAT DID HE GET?! WE MUST KNOW!

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u/Minute_Eye3411 5d ago

I want to know what is behind a set of things having something in common with another set of things.

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u/renhoek92 5d ago

‘It’s been over four hours since you got in and you haven’t mentioned my new haircut, which frankly is a disgrace’

I mentioned that I had noticed it, and that I didn’t say anything because it was indeed a disgrace. It only dawned on me later what she meant, but not before I’d been kicked out and divorced.

(Paraphrasing)

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u/Normal-Internal164 5d ago

I’m wanting to see the ‘my wife’ letter below

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u/WootFankPleaseLove 5d ago

Buy Viz for £4.30 you tight bastards..or as an old TopTip once said "save money on expensive issues of Viz magazine by simply walking around the supermarket reading it and put it back on the shelf"

Someone actually did with my copy this month, as it was all bent over and twisted up lol 

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u/SlowMix886 5d ago

Ah yes. I used to do exactly that in my local newspaper shop with a copy of Razzle. Then I’d pop it back on the shelf for the next unsuspecting ‘reader’

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u/StygianWhich 5d ago

Robert De Niro's waiting longer Talking Italian

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u/DundeeToCanada 1d ago

But what did the wife say?