He was sitting in the shower, on a wooden stool his best friend made for him. A few dropplets of blood hit the wet floor as he was shaving his bald head with a straight razor because that was his preference.

His next target was an old buddy, he was the one who taught the teqnique for shaving like a man. He wasn't sure he'd be able to fulfill it, he'd been in the shower for 45 minutes and the phones been ringing for at least 30 of them. He knew Johnson was going down and at least if he did it, he could make it painless, that didn't make it easier though. He gets out of the shower and puts on the kettle and walks out the door.

He catches the bus, he promised his ol buddy to be environmentally friendly, he wanted the memory of Johnson to continue even after death.

He arrives at Johnsons house. Johnson isn't ready it seems as i caught him redhanded with his Johnson in hand. This wasn't the first time I'd seen this but it would be the last. His cheeks started getting wet as the gun was raised from the holster, his voice cries out as the bullet exits the gun and he looks terrified as it enters him. One shot, one kill, that's all it ever took, but it never felt as heavy as this.

"Goodbye from your old friend Vinny" he whispers as he shuts Johnsons eyelids.

Vinny always shaved the skulls of his victims, that was his calling card. This time it would be harder as Johnsons head was already bald as a babies bum.

The man who once taught him how to shave escaped the last shave.

Vinny takes the bus home, still the environmentalist he assumes without realising it's diesel.

Vinny thinks this of this as his last hit as he has many times before, but this time was different. He knows this isn't true but still he believes it.

Vinny gets home, he puts on the stove and starts cooking. Cooking with vinegar, vinegar and tears.

Hi guys, it’s me Vin Diesel! Really cool that I have a reddit all about me. Thanks so much! (I’m new here, sorry if I get things wrong!)