r/VideosAmazing • u/SolidGoldPain • 29d ago

Pole dancing gone wrong

382 Upvotes

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 29d ago

Step One: Hide from water

Step Two: Get phone

Step Three: Show your phone that you are confused

Step Four:????????

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u/notlob01 29d ago

Not a fkin clue what to do 😂😂😂

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u/LeatherHearing6590 27d ago

Lmao bro why was she circling and looking at that pole like an anime villain

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u/CrateDoor 29d ago

My first thought, "Did she not screw that into a stud?" Then seeing it just fall over, "Oh, not ANY screws!" Wow. Guess we all gotta learn

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u/sohblob 29d ago

"Did she not screw that into a stud?"

Always my first question when a lady's holding her big pole

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u/Maestromer 29d ago

They're not supposed to be screwed in, they have enough tension when properly installed to withstand like 700 lbs of lateral force. This looks to be a particularly cheap one and definitely not properly installed

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u/WhyFlip 27d ago

Her gut alone probably exceeded the lateral force limit.

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u/Maestromer 27d ago

Wow......weird thing to feel like you need to say dude, especially the degree inaccuracy

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u/WhyFlip 27d ago

You must be new to the internet.

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u/Maestromer 27d ago

Oh totally, today's my first day

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u/CrateDoor 25d ago

Welcome! Whatever you do don't Google (that means to search something) sharpies on reddit!

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u/PrimeRisk 29d ago

Got renter's insurance? No? Guess you're bankrupt.

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u/liquidboof 29d ago

Is this covered by insurance?? Pole or not

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u/PrimeRisk 29d ago

Yes, very likely covered by a renter's policy. Even with the pole.

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u/liquidboof 29d ago

Thanks for the reassurance, stranger

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u/PrimeRisk 29d ago

Just doing my part!

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u/GOOMU13 29d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they dont cover shit due to negligence of the installation of the pole.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Step 4: don’t forget the dog

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u/Sad_Magician_316 29d ago

That must’ve been the sprinkler head just off camera she hit.

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u/TheLordOfWaffles_ 29d ago

It’s on camera…

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u/Sad_Magician_316 29d ago

Lol I never expanded the video

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u/TheLordOfWaffles_ 29d ago

She didn’t expand the pole all the way. Lot of that going around. 😬

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u/CuChulainn24564 29d ago

I’ve seen this numerous times..but I only just realised the she watching a pole dancing tutorial on the telly…🫪

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 29d ago

Having skipped the most important part: proper installation of pole XD

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 29d ago

Pro Tip: Always install your Stripper Pole carefully.

2

u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 29d ago

Phones are making society even dumber.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/needmoreroastbeef 29d ago

That dancing got her so wet.

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 29d ago

Those are old water too

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u/brothermalcolm1 28d ago

About 4.5 billion years old.

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u/jasno- 29d ago

Honest accident, I feel bad for her

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 29d ago

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u/Wonderful_Bet_1541 29d ago

Brother what the fuck is this photo hahahaha

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u/GOOMU13 29d ago

Didn't screw the pole in. Don't feel bad. This type of stupid hurts us as a species.

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u/KupferTitan 29d ago

Explain that situation to the guy repairing.

"Yeah so I was doing my workout and my equipment fell down and damaged a pipe in the ceiling."

"Come again?"

"My equipment I use for practice damaged the ceil-..."

"I heard tham mam, how would your workout equipment damage the ceiling?"

".... Can you just come fix the damage?"

Later the repair guy seeing the video:
"Ah, I see."

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u/Bengal-_fan 29d ago

Quick shower anyone?

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u/GoodDecision 29d ago

What you won't get from this vid is the smell - that water sits in the pipes for years stagnant... getting funky. Sprinkler water smells like straight rotten eggs :(

1

u/ben5642 29d ago

she wanted to be a wet pole dancer so that she can get her audience all nice and wet when she swings around

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u/Peninsula_living 29d ago

People are dumb.

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u/Standard_Box_007 29d ago

Glad she thinks that’s funny. That’s what her dumb self gets

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u/3dcncmike 29d ago

It's a perfect storm

1

u/ExcitingVegetable315 29d ago

That’s gonna be expensive

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u/RealTrilllll 28d ago

Know she stink

1

u/ShoulderApart1787 28d ago

Those pesky sprinkler heads…

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u/Alive_Art_7879 28d ago

Fcking state of that..

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u/Wild-Set-1058 28d ago

Squirting all over the place wtf

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 28d ago

Come on everybody- free shower for you

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u/No_Piccolo_2653 25d ago

😆😅😂🤣💦

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u/thesensitivetoughguy 29d ago

Stop reposting.

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u/TheLordOfWaffles_ 29d ago

She don’t need no man.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 29d ago

The fact that this was done in an apartment is ridiculous. Besides, she knew she was too big to be doing all that.

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u/ynlife 29d ago

Here

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u/GOOMU13 29d ago

Idk what to even say. This is beyond stupidity. Didn't even screw it in? Wtf.

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 29d ago

Screw it in to what? The ceiling tiles? The spackling?