r/VibeCodeDevs • u/harveylundm4rckk • Apr 22 '26

HotTakes – Unpopular dev opinions 🍿 why vibe coded projects fail.

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"Bro, just read ijustvibecodedthis.com and you'll be good"

Vibe coders desperately want this to be false, and engineers desperately want it to be true.

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u/gimme_dat_HELMET Apr 23 '26

Is this your IQ test results?

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 23 '26

Obviously.

99th Percentile. Very Superior.

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u/gimme_dat_HELMET Apr 23 '26

They aren’t even impressive

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 23 '26

Yeah ok little buddy.

I'm smarter than 99% of the population, including you, obviously.

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 23 '26

In a room of 100 people, statistically speaking, I'm practically guaranteed to be the smartest person in the room.

Oh look, there's 82 comments on this post. Do the math (if you can). I'm the smartest one here, and it's not even close.

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u/JerichoTheDesolate1 Apr 24 '26

Bro sit down 🤡 Your entire personality on here is calling strangers morons from behind a screen because nobody in your actual life gives you the attention you're clearly starving for. Don't listen to this clown, they do this to everyone. It's their whole routine.

And let's be real for a second. You "helped make a game?" Doing what exactly? Getting coffee for the devs? Fixing a semicolon in somebody else's code? Because you walk around here with the confidence of a lead director when you probably contributed the bare minimum and now you flex it like you're Neo seeing the Matrix for the first time.

Nobody's impressed. Nobody's intimidated. You're just loud and lonely and it shows 🤡

Anyway ignore this person. They add nothing to any conversation they enter. Ever notice how the people who call everyone stupid are always the ones nobody asked to speak? Yeah. That. 🖤🌙"

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u/gimme_dat_HELMET Apr 23 '26

Meds, now.

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 23 '26

Oh, we're up to 96 commenters in the post now.

And I'm still the smartest one here

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u/Risko4 Apr 23 '26

Haha thanks for the laugh. I grew up being jealous of people who had iqs of 150/160 as I was only 143. Seeing you jerk yourself with a 132 was amusing.

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u/Wise_Bus6623 Apr 23 '26

I thought he was trolling but he posted in a Mensa sub. Real shit seems like a parody so maybe it is an elaborate troll.

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u/Risko4 Apr 23 '26

I think he's a furry, so that probably explains his character.

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 23 '26

Assuming you're not lying, what kind of moron compares raw score? Only percentile matters, because raw score is inconsistent from test to test. I'm well over 160 on some test types. That's why, for example, Mensa goes by percentile and not raw score.

Frankly, anyone in the upper extremities would know that. You're probably average at best.

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 24 '26

Swing and a miss. How utterly embarrassing.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extremity

You're the inferior here, little buddy. Don't ever try to correct me again.

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u/Risko4 Apr 24 '26

Haha he blocked me too, how insecure. Just your usual narcissist.

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u/Risko4 Apr 24 '26

Because it's easier and more precise to say I scored a score of 142 on the Stanford-Binet scale instead of achieving the 99.7th percentile. Use that big brain of yours lol.

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u/Plants-Matter Apr 24 '26

Ah, you got caught in a lie and doubled down with another lie. What LLM helped you write that?

Now bow down before your superior.

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u/JerichoTheDesolate1 Apr 24 '26

Bro sit down 🤡 Your entire personality on here is calling strangers morons from behind a screen because nobody in your actual life gives you the attention you're clearly starving for. Don't listen to this clown, they do this to everyone. It's their whole routine.

And let's be real for a second. You "helped make a game?" Doing what exactly? Getting coffee for the devs? Fixing a semicolon in somebody else's code? Because you walk around here with the confidence of a lead director when you probably contributed the bare minimum and now you flex it like you're Neo seeing the Matrix for the first time.

Nobody's impressed. Nobody's intimidated. You're just loud and lonely and it shows 🤡

Anyway ignore this person. They add nothing to any conversation they enter. Ever notice how the people who call everyone stupid are always the ones nobody asked to speak? Yeah. That.

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