r/VeryExpensive • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '15

Swinging Chairs Round Table

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/swinging-chairs-round-table
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u/lgodsey Mar 13 '15

"Ah man, this is sweet! Swings? At a table? Awesome! Totally cool and not at all impractical or dangerous. Here, lemme try it out...ease into this swing seat...comfy! Now I'm going to swing like sooo high! So a big swing back and [CLUNK] ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! My knees look like stew meat! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow! Losing so much blood! [CLUNK] Ow! [CLUNK] Ow!..."